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Sarge
10-28-2009, 04:35 PM
Police: S.C. state attorney caught with stripper
By MEG KINNARD, The Associated Press Wednesday, October 28, 2009
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COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — A deputy assistant attorney general who said he was on his lunch break when an officer found him with a stripper and sex toys in his sport utility vehicle has been fired, his boss said Wednesday.
Roland Corning, 66, a former state legislator, was in a secluded part of a downtown cemetery when an officer spotted him Monday, according to a police report obtained by The Associated Press under the Freedom of Information Act.
As the officer approached, Corning sped off, then pulled over a few blocks away. He and the 18-year-old woman with him, an employee of the Platinum Plus Gentleman’s Club, gave conflicting stories about what they were doing in the cemetery, Officer Michael Wines wrote in his report, though he did not elaborate.
Corning gave Wines a badge showing he worked for the state Attorney General’s Office. Wines, whose wife also works there, called her to make sure Corning was telling the truth.
He then searched the SUV, where he found a Viagra pill and several sex toys, items Corning said he always kept with him, “just in case,” according to the report.
Corning and the woman were let go without charges. Wines’ wife reported the call to her supervisor, who told Attorney General Henry McMaster.
“We received credible information about inappropriate behavior Monday afternoon,” McMaster said Wednesday. “And by the close of business, he was no longer working here.”
Such a trip to the cemetery “would not be appropriate, at any time, for an assistant attorney general,” McMaster said.
There was no answer Wednesday at a number listed for Corning, who was a Republican legislator in the late 1980s and early 1990s. He was hired in 2000 by the attorney general’s office, where he worked on securities cases.
South Carolina has had its share of scandal lately, most notably Gov. Mark Sanford’s disappearance in June. His office told reporters he was hiking the Appalachian Trail, but he was really in Argentina visiting his mistress.

JDidGirl
10-28-2009, 05:09 PM
Such a trip to the cemetery “would not be appropriate, at any time, for an assistant attorney general,” McMaster said.


Really... would a trip to the cementary for this reason be appropriate for anyone? Uh, I think not.

General Jack Ripper
10-28-2009, 05:11 PM
He then searched the SUV, where he found a Viagra pill and several sex toys, items Corning said he always kept with him, “just in case,” according to the report.


Apparently, I have a truly boring life.

General Jack Ripper
10-28-2009, 05:14 PM
Hey, Jaded Girl... maybe they were planning festivities for Halloween.

Maybe...

Sarge
10-28-2009, 06:15 PM
General you may be on to something there. After all it was reported that they had toys.

Sarge
10-28-2009, 08:02 PM
Ok I can't resist, one more then I will leave it alone.

Did you notice that the memeber of the AG's staff was 66 and the girl with him was 18, just more proof that he was planning a halloween party, after all given his age, he is out of touch what the youth of today want, so he recruited someone closer to their age to advise him.

So we can say, "he did it for the children.", and also did it on his lunch time as opposed to being on the clock.

What a public servant

Cliff
10-28-2009, 08:10 PM
Yup, Sarge, you got it. End of story.

Sarge
10-28-2009, 09:37 PM
Gotta admit Cliff there is a lot of untapped material here, (no pun intended)

Cliff
10-28-2009, 09:46 PM
Uhhu, an upstanding man.

Sarge
10-28-2009, 09:48 PM
Uhhu, an upstanding man.

I think that is where that blue pill they said they found comes into play.

BAD HaBiT
10-28-2009, 10:43 PM
Just goes to show you money and young women will always drive you to the cemetery. :P

Cliff
10-28-2009, 11:03 PM
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Captain Worley
10-29-2009, 08:47 AM
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BTDT
10-30-2009, 01:05 AM
He was just another working stiff looking for a place to relax.

swampfox
10-30-2009, 01:54 AM
Maybe she's matching her toenail polish with the car's paint.

ZooFuzz
10-30-2009, 02:46 AM
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Captain Worley
10-30-2009, 08:29 AM
It's Halloween. he wanted to give the trick a treat.

JDidGirl
10-30-2009, 09:57 AM
It's Halloween. he wanted to give the trick a treat.

Maybe so, but it backfired and his treat turned into a trick real quick.