Songs that get stuck in your head

[Captain Worley]

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald-Gordo Lightfoot


The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy.

With a load of iron ore - 26,000 tons more
Than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty
That good ship and true was a bone to be chewed
When the gales of November came early

The ship was the pride of the American side
Coming back from some mill in Wisconson
As the big freighters go it was bigger than most
With a crew and the Captain well seasoned.

Concluding some terms with a couple of steel firms
When they left fully loaded for Cleveland
And later that night when the ships bell rang
Could it be the North Wind they'd been feeling.

The wind in the wires made a tattletale sound
And a wave broke over the railing
And every man knew, as the Captain did, too,
T'was the witch of November come stealing.

The dawn came late and the breakfast had to wait
When the gales of November came slashing
When afternoon came it was freezing rain
In the face of a hurricane West Wind

When supper time came the old cook came on deck
Saying fellows it's too rough to feed ya
At 7PM a main hatchway caved in
He said fellas it's been good to know ya.

The Captain wired in he had water coming in
And the good ship and crew was in peril
And later that night when his lights went out of sight
Came the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

Does anyone know where the love of God goes
When the words turn the minutes to hours
The searchers all say they'd have made Whitefish Bay
If they'd fifteen more miles behind her.

They might have split up or they might have capsized
They may have broke deep and took water
And all that remains is the faces and the names
Of the wives and the sons and the daughters.

Lake Huron rolls, Superior sings
In the ruins of her ice water mansion
Old Michigan steams like a young man's dreams,
The islands and bays are for sportsmen.

And farther below Lake Ontario
Takes in what Lake Erie can send her
And the iron boats go as the mariners all know
With the gales of November remembered.

In a musty old hall in Detroit they prayed
In the Maritime Sailors' Cathedral
The church bell chimed, 'til it rang 29 times
For each man on the Edmund Fitzgerald.

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee
Superior, they say, never gives up her dead
When the gales of November come early.

[I'mJustMe]

they say a man should always dress for the job he wants,
so why'm i dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant
it's all because some hacker stole my identity
now i'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea
shoulda gone to freecreditreport.com (yeehaa!)
i could have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb
they monitor your credit and send you email alerts
so you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts
:jive:

[JDidGirl]

they say a man should always dress for the job he wants,
so why'm i dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant
it's all because some hacker stole my identity
now i'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea
shoulda gone to freecreditreport.com (yeehaa!)
i could have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb
they monitor your credit and send you email alerts
so you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts
:jive:

You just had to start that crap, didn't ya? Now I have all of the dang freecreditreport.com commercials stuck in my head.

[Captain Worley]

Well I was shopping for a new car
Which one’s me
A cool convertible or an SUV
Too bad I didn’t know my credit was whack
cause now I’m driving off the lot in a used subcompact
F-r-e-e that spells free
credit report dot com baby
Saw their ads on my tv
Thought about going but was too lazy
Now instead of looking fly and rolling phat
my legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse’s getting laughed at
f-r-e-e that spells free
credit report dot com baby

[JDidGirl]

Well I married my dream girl
I married my dream girl
But she didn't tell me her credit was bad
So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb
We're living in the basement at her Mom and dad’s
No we can't get a loan for a respectible home
Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card
If we'd gone to free credit report dot com
I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard

[JDidGirl]

Check it out
Gas prices blowing up sky high
ditched my use subcompact for a two wheel ride
now i'm rollin eco-friendly
but i still look bad
when the bike store saw my credit
they said this was all they had
I'm singing
F to the
R to the
E to the
E to the
C to the
R to the
E D I T
Re to the
Port to the
Dot to the
Com
Come on everybody
grab your bike and sing along
It's easy
F to the
R to the

[JDidGirl]

You guys suck... I'm going to be singing this all the way home. Wrong... just wrong. (My favorite is the last one I posted)

[sftail]

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up,
And said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"
"Now let me get this straight ",
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up,
And say, 'Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, dooooctor, to relieve this belly ache?'
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning
Wouh wouh wouh wouh wouh
Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up,
She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up,
Say "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say Doctor! let me get this straight".
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, you such a silly woman!,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better.
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both down
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning
Woo Woo, ain't there nothin' you can take, I say
Woo Woo, to relieve my belly ache,
You say woo woo ain't there nothin' I can take, I say
Woo woo, to relieve your belly ache,
You say yah yah, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say
Waah waah, to relieve this belly ache,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say Doctor!, you such a silly woman!,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the moooooorning,
Yes, you call me in the morning,
If you call me in the morning, then [X5]

[sftail]

I used to think maybe you loved me now baby I'm sure
And I just cant wait till the day when you knock on my door
Now everytime I go for the mailbox , gotta hold myself down
Cos I just wait till you write me your coming around

I'm walking on sunshine , wooah
I'm walking on sunshine, woooah
I'm walking on sunshine, woooah
and don't it feel good!!

Hey , alright now
and dont it feel good!!
hey yeh

I used to think maybe you loved me, now I know that its true
and I don't want to spend all my life , just in waiting for you
now I don't want u back for the weekend
not back for a day , no no no
I said baby I just want you back and I want you to stay

woah yeh!
I'm walking on sunshine , wooah
I'm walking on sunshine, woooah
I'm walking on sunshine, woooah
and don't it feel good!!

Hey , alright now
and don't it feel good!!
hey yeh ,oh yeh
and don't it feel good!!

walking on sunshine
walking on sunshine

I feel the love,I feel the love, I feel the love that's really real
I feel the love, I feel the love, I feel the love that's really real

I'm on sunshine baby oh
I'm on sunshine baby oh

I'm walking on sunshine wooah
I'm walking on sunshine wooah
I'm walking on sunshine wooah

and don't it feel good!!
I'll say it again now
and don't it feel good!!

cont till the end

[ZooFuzz]

Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry, be happy.
In every life we have some trouble
But when you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy.
Don't worry, be happy now.

CHORUS:
Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy.
Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy.

Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don't worry, be happy.
The landlord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, be happy.

CHORUS:
(Look at me -- I'm happy. Don't worry, be happy.
Here I give you my phone number. When you worry, call me,
I make you happy. Don't worry, be happy.)

Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style
Ain't got no gal to make you smile
Don't worry, be happy.
'Cause when you worry your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
Don't worry, be happy.

CHORUS:
(Don't worry, don't worry, don't do it.
Be happy. Put a smile on your face.
Don't bring everybody down.
Don't worry. It will soon pass, whatever it is.
Don't worry, be happy.
I'm not worried, I'm happy...)

[Captain Worley]

i was lying on the grass on sunday morning of last week
indulging in my self defeats
my mind was thugged, all laced and bugged, all twisted round and beat
uncomfortable three feet deep
now the fuzzy stare from not being there on a confusing morning week
impaired my tribal lunar-speak
and of course you can't become if you only say what you would have done
so i missed a million miles of fun

i know it's up for me
if you steal my sunshine
making sure i'm not in too deep
if you steal my sunshine
keeping versed and on my feet
if you steal my sunshine

i was frying on the bench slide in the park across the street
l-a-t-e-r that week
my sticky paws were into making straws out of big fat slurpy treats
an incredible eight foot heap
now the funny glare to pay a gleaming tear in a staring under heat
involved an under usual feat
and i'm not only among but i invite who i want to come
so i missed a million miles of fun

i know it's up for me
if you steal my sunshine
making sure i'm not in too deep
if you steal my sunshine
keeping versed and on my feet
if you steal my sunshine

i know it's done for me
if you steal my sunshine
not something hard to see
if you steal my sunshine
keeping dumb and built to beat
if you steal my sunshine

my sunshine
if you steal my sunshine

[I'mJustMe]

DANG IT SFTAIL! you know i hate that stupid song - walking on sunshine!! thanks a lot! lol

[I'mJustMe]

now i do love steal my sunshine...used to walk around singing that all the time. i'm TRYING to get that one stuck in my head. gotta get rid of that stinkin walkin on sunshine. ugh.

[ZooFuzz]

All the old paintings on the tomb
They do the sand dance doncha know
If they move too quick (oh whey oh)
They're falling down like a domino

And the bazaar man by the Nile
He got the money on a bet
All the crocodiles (oh whey oh)
They snap their teeth on your cigarette

Foreign types with the hookah pipes say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an Egyptian

The blonde waitresses take their trays
They spin around and they cross the floor
They've got the moves (oh whey oh)
You drop your drink then they bring you more

All the school kids so sick of books
They like the punk and the metal band
When the buzzer rings (oh whey oh)
They're walking like an Egyptian

All the kids in the marketplace say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an Egyptian


Slide feet up street bend your back
Shift your arm then you pull it back
Life['s] hard you know (oh whey oh)
So strike a pose on a Cadillac

If you want to find all the cops
They're hanging out in the donut shop
They sing and dance (oh whey oh)
They spin the club, cruise down the block

All the Japanese with their yen
The party boys call the Kremlin
And the Chinese know (oh whey oh)
They walk the line like Egyptian

All the cops in the donut shop say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an Egyptian
Walk like an Egyptian

[I'mJustMe]

One Hit Wonders Lyrics


Los Del Rio - Macarena

When I dance they call me macarena
and the boys they say that I´m buena
they all want me, they can´t have me
So they all come and dance beside me
move with me jam with me
and if your good i take you home with me
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena
Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena Eeeh, macarena
A-Hai 2x
Now don´t you worry ´bout my boy friend
the boy who´s name is Nicorino
I don´t want him, ´cause sent him
he was no good so I - hahaaaa
Now, come on, what was I supposed to do ?
He was outta town and his two friends were soooo fine
Ref. 2x
Claps Ahai Ahai
Keys
Ref. 2x
Lach
Come and find me, my name is Macarena
always at the party,
´cause the chicos think I´m buena
come join me, dance with me
and all your fellows cat hello with me
Ref. 5x

[Captain Worley]

Yo VIP let's kick it

Ice ice baby (x2)
All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

CHORUS
Ice ice baby vanillla (x4)

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point to the point no faking
I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my rag-top down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby waving just to say hi
Did you stop no I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
The block was dead
Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots rang out like a bell
I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car slammed on the gas
Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

REPEAT CHORUS

Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say damn
If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while Shay revolves it

Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla ice
Yo man let's get out of here
Word to your mother
Ice ice baby too cold
Ice ice baby too cold too cold (x2)
Ice ice baby

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[I'mJustMe]

^as corny as that is, i find myself singing it from time to time!

[ZooFuzz]

Ooh, let's go
Steve walks warily down the street
With the brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet
Machine guns ready to go

Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this
Are you hangin' on the edge of your seat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat - yeah

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone and another one gone
Another one bites the dust, eh
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust

How do you think I'm going to get along
Without you when you're gone
You took me for everything that I had
And kicked me out on my own

Are you happy ? Are you satisfied ?
How long can you stand the heat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat
Look out

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone and another one gone
Another one bites the dust, eh
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust

Hey
Oh take it
Bites the dust - bite the dust hey
Hey
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust, ow
Another one bites the dust, hey hey
Another one bites the dust, heeey
Ooh show down

There are plenty of ways that you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him
You can cheat him
You can treat him bad and leave him
When he's down, yeah
But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
Repeating to the sound of the beat
Oh yeah
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Riding in the bus down the boulevard
And the place was pretty packed (Yeah!)
Couldn't find a seat so I had to stand
With the perverts in the back
It was smelling like a locker room
There was junk all over the floor
We're already packed in like sardines
But we're stopping to pick up more, look out

(Chorus)
Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
Another comes on and another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey, who's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus

There's a suitcase poking me in the ribs
There's an elbow in my ear
There's a smelly old bum standing next to me
Hasn't showered in a year
I think I'm missing a contact lens
I think my wallet's gone
And I think this bus is stopping again
To let a couple more freaks get on look out

(Chorus)

(cool sound effects)

Another one rides the bus

Another one rides the bus ow
Another one rides the bus hey hey
Another one rides the bus hey-ey-ey-ey ey ey eyyyyyy

The window doesn't open and the fan is broke
And my face is turning blue (Yeah)
I haven't been in a crowd like this
Since I went to see the Who
Well I should've got off a couple miles ago
But I couldn't get to the door
There isn't any room for me to breathe
And now we're gonna pick up more yeaaah

(Chorus)

[I'mJustMe]

Aqua


Barbie Girl Lyrics

Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!

[I'mJustMe]

Ever watched Gone in 60 seconds (with Nicolas Cage and Angelina Jolie)?? This is the song that's playing when it is coming on.

Moby - Flower
Bring sally up
and bring sally down
Lift and squat
Gotta tear the ground

Old miss lucy's dead and gone
Left me here to weep and moan

Bring sally up
and bring sally down
Lift and squat
Gotta tear the ground

Bring sally up
and bring sally down
Lift and squat
Gotta tear the ground

[I'mJustMe]

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Rollercoaster
ahw sh;t, yeah, that's right huh
Rollercoaster of Love
(say what )
Rollercoaster (yeah) oohh oohh oohh
Rollercoaster of love
(Oh baby you know what I'm talking about )
Rollercoaster (oohh oohh oohh)
Rollercoaster of Love
(oh yeah it's Rollercoaster time )
Rollercoaster oohh oohh oohh
(lovin' you is really wild )
Rollercoaster of love
(Oh it´s just a love rollercoaster )
Rollercoaster oohh oohh oohh
(step right up and get your tickets )

Chorus:
Your love is like a Rollercoaster baby,baby
I wanna ride yeah (awawaw) x2

Move over dad 'cause I'm a double dipple
Upside down on the big dip dipper
1,2,1,2,3 I´ve got a ticket come ride with me
Let me go down on the marry-go-round
All is fair 'n' a big fair ground
Let's go slow. let's go fast
Liqourice twist gonna whip your ass.

Rollercoaster of love
(say what)
Rollercoaster oohh oohh oohh
(ooh yeah the love rollercoaster)
Rollercoaster of love
(I’m down)
Rollercoaster oohh oohh oohh
(can you get down from love rollercoaster)

Chorus:
Your love is like a Rollercoaster baby,baby
I wanna ride yeah x2

Move over dad 'cause I'm a double dipple
Upside down on the big dip dipper
1,2,1,2,3 I´ve got a ticket come ride with me
Let me go down on the marry-go-round
All is fair 'n' a big fair ground
Let's go slow. let's go fast
Liqourice twist gonna whip your ass.


Rollercoaster of love
(say what)
Rollercoaster (yeah) oohh oohh oohh
Rollercoaster of love
Rollercoaster oohh oohh oohh
(lovin' you is really wild )
Rollercoaster of love
(love love love love love love love love love love love)
rollercoaster (aha) oohh oohh oohh

Your love is like a Rollercoaster baby,baby
I wanna ride yeah

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[sftail]

You can tell the world you never was my girl
You can burn my clothes when I'm gone
Or you can tell your friends just what a fool I've been
And laugh and joke about me on the phone

You can tell my arms to go back onto the phone
You can tell my feet to hit the floor
Or you can tell my lilps to tell my fingertips
They won't be reaching out for you no more

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

You can tell your ma I moved to Arkansas
Or you can tell your dog to bite my leg
Or tell your brother Cliff who's fist can tell my lips
He never really liked me anyway

Oh tell your Aunt Louise, tell anything you please
Myself already knows that I'm okay
Oh you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind
It might be walking out on me today

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

[I'mJustMe]

All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
I like watchin' the puddles gather rain
And all I can do is just pour some tea for two
and speak my point of view
But it's not sane, It's not sane

I just want some one to say to me
I'll always be there when you wake
Ya know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
So stay with me and I'll have it made

And I don't understand why I sleep all day
And I start to complain that there's no rain
And all I can do is read a book to stay awake
And it rips my life away, but it's a great escape
escape......escape......escape......

All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
ya don't like my point of view
ya think I'm insane
Its not sane......it's not sane

[I'mJustMe]

Everybody dance now (x2)
Give me the music (x2)
Everybody dance now (x2)
Yeah yeah yeah
Everybody dance now
Yeah yeah yeah
Everybody

Here is thedome back with the bass
The jam is live in effect and I don't waste time
Off the mic with a dope rhyme jump to the rhythm
Jump jump to the rhythm jump
And I'm here to combine beats and lyrics
To make you shake your pants take a chance
Come on and dance guys grab a girl don't wait make the twirl
It's your world and I'm just a squirrel
Trying to get a nut to move your butt to the dance floor
So you what's up hands in the air come on say yeah
Everybody over here everybody over there
The crowd is live enough as I pursure this groove
Party people in the house move

Left to right (groove) work me all night
Come on let's sweat (sweat sweat) baby
Let the music take control (control control)
Let the rhythm move you
Sweat (sweat sweat) sweat
Let the music take your soul (soul soul)
Let the rhythm move you
Everybody dance now

Da da da da da da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da da da da da da (x2)
(Ooh)
REPEAT

(Move) everybody dance now
Everybody dance now

Pause take a breath and go for yours on my command
Now hit the dance floor it's gonna make you sweat till you bleed
Is that dope enough indeed I paid the price to control the dice
I'm more precise to the point I'm nice
Let the music take control of your heart and soul
Unfold your body is free and behold
Dance till you can't dance till you can't dance no more
Get on the floor and get ablow
Then come back and upside down easy now
Let me see you move left to right groove
Work me all night

The music is my life
Everybody dance now (x3)
Everybody

Come on let's sweat (sweat sweat) baby
Let the music take control (control control)
Let the rhythm move you
Sweat (sweat sweat) sweat
Let the music take your soul (soul soul)
Let the rhythm move you

Da da da da da da da da da da (x2)

[I'mJustMe]

TRY getting this one out of your head. Yall are gonna hate me for sure!! :-)

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from? Where did you go?
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe?

hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

He came to town like a midwinter storm
He rode through the fields so handsome and strong
His eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun
But all he had come for was having some fun

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from? Where did you go?
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe?

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from? Where did you go?
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe?

He brought disaster wherever he went
The hearts of the girls was to hell broken sent
They all ran away so nobody would know
And left only men cause of Cotton-Eye Joe

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from? Where did you go?
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe?

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from? Where did you go?
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe?

hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from? Where did you go?
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe?

[Bender Bending Rodriguez]

In conjunction with the Viking Kittens...Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song
http://users.wolfcrews.com/toys/vikings/

Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!

On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.

Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
How soft your fields so green, can whisper tales of gore,
Of how we calmed the tides of war. We are your overlords.

On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.

So now you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruins,
For peace and trust can win the day despite of all your losing.

[ZooFuzz]

Radar Love / Golden Earring

I've been driving all night, my hand's wet on the wheel
There's a voice in my head, that drives me heel
It's my baby callin', says I need you here
And it's half past four and I'm shifting gear

When she's lonely and the longing gets too much
She sends a cable coming in from above
Don't need no phone at all
We've got a thing that's called: Radar love
We've got a wave in the air
Radar love

The radio's playing some forgotten song
Brenda Lee's: "Coming on strong"
The road's got me hypnotised
And I'm speeding into a new sunrise

When I get lonely, and I'm sure I've had enough
She sends her comfort coming in from above
Don't need no letters at all
We've got a thing that's called: Radar love
We've got a line in the sky

No more speed I'm almost there
Gotta keep cool, now gotta take care
Last car to pass, here I go!
And the line of cars drove down real slow
And the radio played that forgotten song
Brenda Lee's Coming on strong
And the newsman sang his same old song
One more Radar love has gone
__________________________________________________ _

Funeral for a friend / love lies bleeding

The roses in the window box
Have tilted to one side
Everything about this house
Is gonna grow and die

Oh it doesn't seem a year ago to this very day
You said I'm sorry honey
If I don't change the pace
I can't face another day

And love lies bleeding in my hand
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
I was playing rock and roll and you were just a fan
But my guitar couldn't hold you so I split the band
Love lies bleeding in my hands

I wonder if those changes
Have left a scar on you
Like all the burning hoops of fire
That you and I passed through

You're a bluebird on a telegraph line
I hope you're happy now
While if the wind of change comes down your way girl
You'll make it back somehow

And love lies bleeding in my hand
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
I was playing rock and roll and you were just a fan
But my guitar couldn't hold you so I split the band
Love lies bleeding in my hands

And love lies bleeding in my hand
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
I was playing rock and roll and you were just a fan
But my guitar couldn't hold you so I split the band
Love lies bleeding in my hands

Oooooh oooh
Oooooh
Oh oh oh oh ooh
Love lies bleeding in my hands
Oooh
Oooh ooh
__________________________________________________ _

Troggs - Wild Thing

Wild thing
You make my heart sing
You make everything...groovy
Wild thing

Wild thing, I...think I love you
But I wanna know for sure
So come on, and hold me tight
I love you

(Refrain)

Wild thing, I...think you move me
But I wanna know for sure
So come on, and hold me tight
You move me

(Refrain)

Wild thing

Come on, come on, wild thing
Shake it, shake it, wild thing
(repeat)

[I'mJustMe]

Louie Louie

I'm not even going to put the words on here, since we all make up our own words for it, anyway. :cool:

[ZooFuzz]

Cats In The Cradle

My child arrived just the other day;He came to the world in the usual wayBut there were planes to catch, and bills to payHe learned to walk while I was awayAnd he was talking 'fore I knew and as he grewhe said, I'm gonna be like you, dadYou know I'm gonna be like youAnd the cat's in the cradle And the silver spoonLittle boy blue And the man in the moon.When you coming home, dad?I don't know when,But we'll get together thenYou know we'll have a good time then.Well my son turned ten just the other dayHe said thanks for the ball, dad, come on let's playCan you teach me to throw?I said, not today I got a lot to doHe said, that's okAnd then he walked away but his smile never dimmedAnd he said, I'm gonna be like him, yeahYou know I'm gonna be like himAnd the cat's in the cradle And the silver spoon,Little boy blue And the man in the moon.When you coming home, dad?I don't know when But we'll get together thenYou know we'll have a good time thenWell, he came from college just the other daySo much like a man I just had to saySon, I'm proud of you. Can you sit for a whileHe shook his head, and he said with a smileWhat I'd really like, dad, is to borrow the car keysSee you later, Can I have them please?And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,Little boy blue and the man in the moon.When you coming home, son?I don't know when,But we'll get together then, dad.You know we'll have a good time then.Well I've long since retired my son's moved awayI called him up just the other dayI said, I'd like to see you if you don't mindHe said, I'd love to, dad, if I could find the timeYou see my new job's a hassle, and the kid's got the fluBut it's sure nice talking to you, dadIt's been sure nice talking to youAnd as I hung up the phone, it occurred to meHe'd grown up just like meMy boy was just like meAnd the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoonLittle boy blue and the man in the moonWhen you coming home, sonI don't know whenBut we'll get together then, dadWe're gonna' have a good time then __________________________________________________ __

Cats In The Kettle Did you ever think when you eat Chinese It ain't pork or chicken but a fat Siamese, Yet the food tastes great, so ya don't complain But that's not chicken in your chicken Chow Mein, It seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork, But Garfield's on my fork, He's purring here on my fork... There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon, The place that I eat every day at noon, They can feed ya cat and you'll never know, Once they wrap it up in dough, boys They fry it real crisp in dough. Chow Lin asked if I wanted more, As he was dialing up his buddy at the old pet store I said not today, I lost my appetite, There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight I was sucking on a Rolaid or a Tums or two Well I swear I heard it mew boys, And that is when I knew... There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon, I think I gotta stop eating there at noon, They say that it's beef or fish or pork, But it's purring there on my fork There's a hair ball on my fork...

[BTDT]

I'm alright
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can't you just let it be?

I'm alright
Don't nobody worry 'bout me
You got to gimme a fight
Why don't you just let me be

Do what you like,
Doing it nat'rally
But if it's too easy
They're gonna disagree

It's your life
And isn't it a mystery
If it's nobody's bus'ness
It's everybody's game

Gotta catch you later
No, no, cannonball it right away

Some Cinderella kid

Get it up and get you a job
(Dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip)

I'm alright
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can't you just let it be?

I'm alright
Don't nobody worry 'bout me
You got to gimme a fight
Why don't you just let me be

Who do you want?
Who you gonna be today?
And who is it really
Makin' up your mind?

You wanna listen to the man?
Pay attention to the magistrate
And while I got you in the mood
Listen to your

Own heart beatin'
Own heart beatin'
Own heart beatin'
Own heart beatin'

Don't it get you movin'

mmmmm-man

It make me feel good

(Wow, Cinderella kid)

Then give it up and give it the job

(dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip)
(Boom, boom, boom, boom)

I'm alright
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can't you just let it be?

I'm alright
Don't nobody worry 'bout me
You got to gimme a fight
Why don't you just let me be

I'm alright
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can't you just let it be?

I'm alright
I'm alright
I'm alright
Just let me be
http://themixtapemonster.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/gopher.jpg




Your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll
Your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll
When evening rolls around and it's time to go to town
Where do you go to rock and roll?

The old folks say that ya gotta end your date by ten
If you're out on a date and you bring it home late, it's a sin
There just ain't no excusin' and you know you're gonna lose and never win
I'll say it again

And it's all because
Your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll
Your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll
When evening rolls around and it's time to go to town
Where do you go, to rock and roll?

You pull into a drive-in and you find a place to park
You hop into the backseat where you know it's nice and dark
You're just about to move in and you're thinking it's a breeze
There's a light in your eye, and then a guy says,
"Out of the car, Longhair!
Louise, you're coming with me, Local Police!"
And it's all because
Your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll
Your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll
When evening rolls around, and it's time to go to town
Where do you go to rock and roll?
Where do you go to rock and roll?
Where do you go to rock and roll?

[Gator96]

In conjunction with the Viking Kittens...Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song
http://users.wolfcrews.com/toys/vikings/

Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!

On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.

Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
How soft your fields so green, can whisper tales of gore,
Of how we calmed the tides of war. We are your overlords.

On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.

So now you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruins,
For peace and trust can win the day despite of all your losing.

I despise this song. :axe:

[swampfox]

You can tell the world you never was my girl
You can burn my clothes when I'm gone
Or you can tell your friends just what a fool I've been
And laugh and joke about me on the phone

You can tell my arms to go back to the farm
You can tell my feet to hit the floor
Or you can tell my lips to tell my fingertips
They won't be reaching out for you no more

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

You can tell your ma I moved to Arkansas
Or you can tell your dog to bite my leg
Or tell your brother Cliff who's fist can tell my lips
He never really liked me anyway

Oh tell your Aunt Louise, tell anything you please
Myself already knows that I'm okay
Oh you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind
It might be walking out on me today

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

And don't these jeans make my butt look good?
But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

[ZooFuzz]

I'm alright
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can't you just let it be?

I'm alright
Don't nobody worry 'bout me
You got to gimme a fight
Why don't you just let me be

Do what you like,
Doing it nat'rally
But if it's too easy
They're gonna disagree

It's your life
And isn't it a mystery
If it's nobody's bus'ness
It's everybody's game

Gotta catch you later
No, no, cannonball it right away

Some Cinderella kid

Get it up and get you a job
(Dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip)

I'm alright
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can't you just let it be?

I'm alright
Don't nobody worry 'bout me
You got to gimme a fight
Why don't you just let me be

Who do you want?
Who you gonna be today?
And who is it really
Makin' up your mind?

You wanna listen to the man?
Pay attention to the magistrate
And while I got you in the mood
Listen to your

Own heart beatin'
Own heart beatin'
Own heart beatin'
Own heart beatin'

Don't it get you movin'

mmmmm-man

It make me feel good

(Wow, Cinderella kid)

Then give it up and give it the job

(dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip)
(Boom, boom, boom, boom)

I'm alright
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can't you just let it be?

I'm alright
Don't nobody worry 'bout me
You got to gimme a fight
Why don't you just let me be

I'm alright
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can't you just let it be?

I'm alright
I'm alright
I'm alright
Just let me be
http://themixtapemonster.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/gopher.jpg



This was a great movie ( and I see it's also the buy of the century on Direct TV).

[CarolinaGirl]

And now, for all the mothers in the group...

Fruit Salad by the Wiggles


Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Yummy Yummy
Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad!

Let's make some fruit salad today (Uh huh uh)
It's fun to do it the healthy way (Uh huh uh)
Take all the fruit that you want to eat
It's gonna be a fruit salad treat!

Peel your bananas
The second step
Toss in some some grapes
The third step
Chop up some apples
Chop up some melons
And put them on your plate

Now we've made it,It's time to eat it (Uh huh uh)
It tastes so good that you just can't beat it (Uh huh uh)
Give everyone a plate and a spoon
We'll all be ating it very soon!

The first step
Eat up the banana
The second step
Eat up some grapes
The third step
Eat up some apples
Eat the melons
Now there's nothing on your plate

Now we've had our fruit salad today (Uh huh uh)
It's time to put the scraps away (Uh huh uh)
Wash the bowls and wash the spoon
Let's do it all again real soon!

Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Yummy yummy yummy yummy
Fruit salad!

[x8]
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy


And don't forget this classic from the big purple dinosaur:

I love you
You love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too?

I love you
You love me
We're best friends as friends should be
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too?

[I'mJustMe]

oh how i despise the wiggles!! after a while, i literally banned my kid from watching them. i couldn't stand it any longer! :vom:


same for barney! :barney:

[Captain Worley]

^Whoa! Such hatred for a guy in a costume. Ever see "Death to Smoochie?" Highly recommended.

[I'mJustMe]

Jitterbug!! da da da da dadah
Jitterbug! da da da dadah
Jitterbuhhhh-uggg!!

[BTDT]

And now, for all the mothers in the group...

Fruit Salad by the Wiggles


Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Yummy Yummy
Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad!


Let's make some fruit salad today (Uh huh uh)
It's fun to do it the healthy way (Uh huh uh)
Take all the fruit that you want to eat
It's gonna be a fruit salad treat!


Peel your bananas
The second step
Toss in some some grapes
The third step
Chop up some apples
Chop up some melons
And put them on your plate


Now we've made it,It's time to eat it (Uh huh uh)
It tastes so good that you just can't beat it (Uh huh uh)
Give everyone a plate and a spoon
We'll all be ating it very soon!


The first step
Eat up the banana
The second step
Eat up some grapes
The third step
Eat up some apples
Eat the melons
Now there's nothing on your plate


Now we've had our fruit salad today (Uh huh uh)
It's time to put the scraps away (Uh huh uh)
Wash the bowls and wash the spoon
Let's do it all again real soon!


Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Yummy yummy yummy yummy
Fruit salad!


[x8]
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy



And don't forget this classic from the big purple dinosaur:


I love you
You love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too?


I love you
You love me
We're best friends as friends should be
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too?


READY>>>>>AIM>>>>>>>FIRE!!



TELETUBBIES
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gary.hart/lyricst/images/teletubbies.jpg
TELETUBBIES SAY EH-OH!


Time for teletubbies
Time for teletubbies
Time for teletubbies
Time for teletubbies
Tinkywinky (Tinkywinky)
Dipsy (Dipsy)
Laalaa (Laalaa)
Po (Po)
Teletubbies (Teletubbies)
Say, Hello (Eh-oh) Teletubby time, Teletubby time
Tinkywinky (Tinkywinky)
Dipsy (Dipsy)
Laalaa (Laalaa)
Po (Po)
Teletubbies (Teletubbies)
Say, Hello (Eh-oh)
Tinkywinky (Tinkywinky)
Dipsy (Dipsy)
Laalaa (Laalaa)
Po (Po)
Teletubbies (Teletubbies)
(Eh-oh)
Mary Mary quite contrary
How does your garden grow
With silver bells and cockle-shells
And pretty maids all in a row
I'm so glad that's finished
What a terrible racket
Tinkywinky (Tinkywinky)
Dipsy (Dipsy)
Laalaa (Laalaa)
Po (Po)
Teletubbies (Teletubbies)
Say, Hello (Eh-oh)
Tinkywinky (Tinkywinky)
Dipsy (Dipsy)
Laalaa (Laalaa)
Po (Po)
Teletubbies (Teletubbies)
(Eh-oh)

[I'mJustMe]

OMG i'm going to be sick

that's it. i'm leaving! i cant take it anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[Gator]

Life's Been Good"

I have a mansion
Forget the price
Ain't never been there
They tell me it's nice

I live in hotels
Tear out the walls
I have accountants
Pay for it all

They say I'm crazy but I have a good time
I'm just looking for clues at the scene of the crime
Life's been good to me so far

My Maserati
Does one eighty-five
I lost my license
Now I don't drive

I have a limo
Ride in the back
I lock the doors
In case I'm attacked

I'm making records
My fans they can't wait
They write me letters
Tell me I'm great

So I got me an office
Gold records on the wall
Just leave a message
Maybe I'll call

Lucky I'm sane after all I've been through
(Everybody sing) I'm cool (He's cool)
I can't complain but sometimes I still do
Life's been good to me so far

I go to parties
Sometimes until four
It's hard to leave
When you can't find the door

It's tough to handle
This fortune and fame
Everybody's so different
I haven't changed

They say I'm lazy but it takes all my time
(Everybody sing) Oh yeah (Oh yeah)
I keep on going guess I'll never know why
Life's been good to me so far baby,
inside the Sad Cafe.

[Captain Worley]

Hot cross buns,
Hot cross buns,
one ha' penny,
two ha' penny,
hot cross buns.

[I'mJustMe]

:supz:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7risezoBvtQ

"Song 2" - Blur
Woohoo (x4)

I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is
No

Woohoo
When I feel heavy metal
Woohoo
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Woohoo
Well, I lie and I'm easy
All of the time
But I'm never sure
Why I need you
Pleased to meet you

I got my head done
When I was young
It's not my problem
It's not my problem

Woohoo
When I feel heavy metal
Woohoo
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Woohoo
Well, I lie and I'm easy
All of the time
But I'm never sure
Why I need you
Pleased to meet you

Yeah yeah (x3)
Aw, Yeah :supz:

[BTDT]

Life's Been Good"

My Maserati
Does one eighty-five
I lost my license
Now I don't drive




Sung by DUS/DUI's(Driving Under Suspension/the Infulence)all over the state.

[Quintessence]

Cats In The Cradle ...

A glance at this title! That's all it took! Stuck!!

[Bender Bending Rodriguez]

oh how i despise the wiggles!! after a while, i literally banned my kid from watching them. i couldn't stand it any longer! :vom:


same for barney! :barney:

That's why our 9-month old will never know what the Wiggles or Barney even are...they will never get play in our house.

[I'mJustMe]

good decision. lol

[ZooFuzz]

Lala kahle [Sleep well]
http://www.xarj.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/lion-sleeps.jpg
In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight

(Chorus)
Imbube

Ingonyama ifile [The lion's in peace]
Ingonyama ilele [The lion sleeps]
Thula [Hush]

Near the village, the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight
Near the village, the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight

(Chorus)

Ingonyama ilele [The lion sleeps]

Hush, my darling, don't fear, my darling
The lion sleeps tonight
Hush, my darling, don't fear, my darling
The lion sleeps tonight

He, ha helelemama [He, ha helelemama]
Ohi'mbube [lion]

(Chorus)

Ixesha lifikile [Time has come]
Lala [Sleep]
Lala kahle [Sleep well]

Near the village, the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight
Near the village, the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight

(Chorus)

My little darling
Don't fear, my little darling
My little darling
Don't fear, my little darling

Ingonyama ilele [The lion sleeps]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAgGNS3bj2Y&feature=related






Ever since I was a young boy, I played the silver ball
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_04/EltonJohn4_228x506.jpg
from Soho down to Brighton, I must have played them all

But I ain't seen nothing like him in any amusement hall

That deaf, dumb, blind boy,

Sure plays a mean pinball.



He stands like a statue, becomes part of the machine.

Feeling all the bumpers, always playing clean.

Plays by intuition, the digit counters fall,

That deaf, dumb, blind boy,

Sure plays a mean pinball.



He's a pinball wizard, there has to be a twist.

A pinball wizard, he's got such a supple wrist.

How do you think he does it? I don't know.

What makes him so good?



Well, he ain't got no distractions,

can't hear no buzzers and bells.

Don't see lights-a-flashin',

he plays by a sense of smell.

Always has a replay, 'n never tilts at all.

That deaf, dumb, blind boy,

Sure plays a mean pinball.



He can't beat me now, I've always been the champ.

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hand.



Pinball! Let's play!

Pinball! Let's play!

Pinball! Let's play!

Pinball! Let's play!



Even on my usual table, he can beat the best.

His disciples lead him in, and he just does the rest.

He's got crazy flipper fingers, I never seen him fall,

That deaf, dumb, blind boy,

Sure plays a mean pinball.



He's a pinball wizard, there has to be a twist.

A pinball wizard, he's got such a supple wrist.



He's a pinball wizard, his score's a trillion more.

A pinball wizard, the world's new pinball lord.

He's scoring more! He's scoring more!



I thought I was the Bally table king,

But I just handed my pinball crown to him.

To him! To him!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHxpy7O004s

[Quintessence]

Lala kahle [Sleep well]
http://www.xarj.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/lion-sleeps.jpg
In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight


What a sweet kitty. Zoo, that song certainly brings back memories.

[Quintessence]

Nearly everything played on SteveFM gets stuck in my head!

[swampfox]

Have you tried a pry bar?

[I'mJustMe]

:biglaff:

[Quintessence]

Have you tried a pry bar?

Nope! I risk losing too much! Well, what little bit there is, you know.

[BTDT]

Click on the song or artist to listen to the music.
http://cdn.stumble-upon.com/images/120x20_thumb_blue.gif 1. They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa (http://www.nutsie.com/song/The%27re+Coming+To+Take+Me+Away%2C+Ha-Haaa%21/82376?artist_id=4887704&album_id=1107549) - Napoleon XIV (http://www.nutsie.com/music/Napoleon+XIV)http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/images_me/dot-ry-l.jpg (http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/pages/lyrics2/nov_theyrecom.html)

2. Monster Mash (http://www.nutsie.com/song/Monster+Mash/4887598?artist_id=4887631&album_id=4887579) - Bobby "Boris" Pickett & the Crypt-Kickershttp://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/images_me/dot-ry-l.jpg (http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/pages/lyrics2/nov_monstmash.html)

3. Charlie Brown (http://www.nutsie.com/song/Charlie+Brown/2193582?artist_id=4836553&album_id=2819190) - The Coasters (http://www.nutsie.com/music/The%20Coasters)http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/images_me/dot-ry-l.jpg (http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/pages/lyrics2/nov_charlbrown.html)

4. The Purple People Eater (http://www.nutsie.com/song/The+Purple+People+Eater/82349?artist_id=1005375&album_id=1107548) - Sheb Wooley (http://www.nutsie.com/music/Sheb%20Wooley)http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/images_me/dot-ry-l.jpg (http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/pages/lyrics2/nov_purplpe.html)

5. Alley Oop (http://www.nutsie.com/song/Alley-Oop/7160873?artist_id=7160917&album_id=7160852) - The Hollywood Argyles (http://www.nutsie.com/music/The+Hollywood+Argyles)http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/images_me/dot-ry-l.jpg (http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/pages/lyrics2/nov_alleyoop.html)

6. Witch Doctor (http://www.nutsie.com/song/Witch+Doctor/4887608?artist_id=4887639&album_id=4887579) - David Seville (http://www.nutsie.com/music/The%20Music%20of%20David%20Seville)http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/images_me/dot-ry-l.jpg (http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/pages/lyrics2/nov_witchdoc.html)

7. Disco Duck (http://www.nutsie.com/song/Disco+Duck/7161095?artist_id=7161110&album_id=7161084) - Rick Dees and his Cast Of Idiots (http://www.nutsie.com/music/Rick+Dees)http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/images_me/dot-ry-l.jpg (http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/pages/lyrics2/nov_discoduck.html)

8. Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (http://www.nutsie.com/song/Hello+Muddah%2C+Hello+Faddah%21+%28A+Letter+From+C amp%29/83208?artist_id=4887625&album_id=1107612) - Allen Sherman (http://www.nutsie.com/music/Allan%20Sherman)http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/images_me/dot-ry-l.jpg (http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/pages/lyrics2/nov_hellomudd.html)

9. Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer (http://www.nutsie.com/song/Grandma+Got+Run+Over+by+a+Reindeer/4997887?artist_id=2920711&album_id=4997868) - Elmo & Patsy (http://www.nutsie.com/music/Elmo%20'N%20Patsy)http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/images_me/dot-ry-l.jpg (http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/pages/lyrics2/nov_grandgot.html)

10. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor (http://www.nutsie.com/song/Does+your+Chewing+Gum+Lose+Its+Flavour+On+the+Bedp ost+Overnight/4887588?artist_id=1001828&album_id=4887579) - Lonnie Donegan (http://www.nutsie.com/music/Lonnie%20Donegan)http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/images_me/dot-ry-l.jpg (http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/pages/lyrics2/nov_doeschew.html)



http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/pages/best_songs-novelty.html


http://bobrivers.com/#v9727




Have a great weekend children.

[RocDocsWife]

Click on the song or artist to listen to the music.
http://cdn.stumble-upon.com/images/120x20_thumb_blue.gif 1. They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa (http://www.nutsie.com/song/The%27re+Coming+To+Take+Me+Away%2C+Ha-Haaa%21/82376?artist_id=4887704&album_id=1107549) - Napoleon XIV (http://www.nutsie.com/music/Napoleon+XIV)http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/images_me/dot-ry-l.jpg (http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/pages/lyrics2/nov_theyrecom.html)

2. Monster Mash (http://www.nutsie.com/song/Monster+Mash/4887598?artist_id=4887631&album_id=4887579) - Bobby "Boris" Pickett & the Crypt-Kickershttp://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/images_me/dot-ry-l.jpg (http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/pages/lyrics2/nov_monstmash.html)

3. Charlie Brown (http://www.nutsie.com/song/Charlie+Brown/2193582?artist_id=4836553&album_id=2819190) - The Coasters (http://www.nutsie.com/music/The%20Coasters)http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/images_me/dot-ry-l.jpg (http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/pages/lyrics2/nov_charlbrown.html)

4. The Purple People Eater (http://www.nutsie.com/song/The+Purple+People+Eater/82349?artist_id=1005375&album_id=1107548) - Sheb Wooley (http://www.nutsie.com/music/Sheb%20Wooley)http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/images_me/dot-ry-l.jpg (http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/pages/lyrics2/nov_purplpe.html)

5. Alley Oop (http://www.nutsie.com/song/Alley-Oop/7160873?artist_id=7160917&album_id=7160852) - The Hollywood Argyles (http://www.nutsie.com/music/The+Hollywood+Argyles)http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/images_me/dot-ry-l.jpg (http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/pages/lyrics2/nov_alleyoop.html)

6. Witch Doctor (http://www.nutsie.com/song/Witch+Doctor/4887608?artist_id=4887639&album_id=4887579) - David Seville (http://www.nutsie.com/music/The%20Music%20of%20David%20Seville)http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/images_me/dot-ry-l.jpg (http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/pages/lyrics2/nov_witchdoc.html)

7. Disco Duck (http://www.nutsie.com/song/Disco+Duck/7161095?artist_id=7161110&album_id=7161084) - Rick Dees and his Cast Of Idiots (http://www.nutsie.com/music/Rick+Dees)http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/images_me/dot-ry-l.jpg (http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/pages/lyrics2/nov_discoduck.html)

8. Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (http://www.nutsie.com/song/Hello+Muddah%2C+Hello+Faddah%21+%28A+Letter+From+C amp%29/83208?artist_id=4887625&album_id=1107612) - Allen Sherman (http://www.nutsie.com/music/Allan%20Sherman)http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/images_me/dot-ry-l.jpg (http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/pages/lyrics2/nov_hellomudd.html)

9. Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer (http://www.nutsie.com/song/Grandma+Got+Run+Over+by+a+Reindeer/4997887?artist_id=2920711&album_id=4997868) - Elmo & Patsy (http://www.nutsie.com/music/Elmo%20'N%20Patsy)http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/images_me/dot-ry-l.jpg (http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/pages/lyrics2/nov_grandgot.html)

10. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor (http://www.nutsie.com/song/Does+your+Chewing+Gum+Lose+Its+Flavour+On+the+Bedp ost+Overnight/4887588?artist_id=1001828&album_id=4887579) - Lonnie Donegan (http://www.nutsie.com/music/Lonnie%20Donegan)http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/images_me/dot-ry-l.jpg (http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/pages/lyrics2/nov_doeschew.html)



http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/pages/best_songs-novelty.html


http://bobrivers.com/#v9727




Have a great weekend children.


Thanks, now I have MORE songs in my head! lol

[sftail]

The Wiggles and Barney???? That was a low blow! and i am sorry that i have to do this but it is time to pull out the big guns :assault:

http://www.dizzler.com/music/David_Allen_Coe/The_Perfect_Country_And_Western_Song

[sftail]

I still can't get that " fruit salad...yummy yummy" outta my head!

[I'mJustMe]

^oh how I despise the wiggles!!!!! yes, that horrible, horrible torture of a song will get in your head and stay for days!

[ZooFuzz]

Radar Love ..... Golden Earring

I've been drivin' all night, my hand's wet on the wheel
There's a voice in my head that drives my heel
It's my baby callin', says I need you here
And it's a half past four and I'm shiftin' gear
When she is lonely and the longing gets too much
She sends a cable comin' in from above
Don't need no phone at all
We've got a thing that's called Radar Love
We've got a wave in the air, Radar Love
The radio is playing some forgotten song
Brenda Lee's comin' on strong
The road has got me hypnotized
And I'm speedin' into a new sunrise
When I get lonely and I'm sure I've had enough
She sents her comfort comin' in from above
We don't need no letter at all
We've got a thing that's called Radar Love
We've got a light in the sky
(Instrumental break)
No more speed, I'm almost there
Gotta keep cool now, gotta take care
Last car to pass, here I go
And the line of cars drove down real slow
And the radio played that forgotten song
Brenda Lee's comin' on strong
And the newsman sang his same song
Oh one more radar lover gone
When I get lonely and I'm sure I've had enough
She sents her comfort comin' in from above
We don't need no letter at all
We've got a thing that's called Radar Love
We've got a light in the sky
We've got a thing that's called Radar Love
We've got a thing that's called Radar Love




BORN TO BE WILD
Steppenwolf
Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes our way
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space


I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space


Like a true nature's child
We were born, born to be wild
We can climb so high
I never wanna die


Born to be wild
Born to be wild



http://www.fantasycars.com/derek/cars/images/lamborghini/countach25th_1.jpg
Top Speed183.3


Lamborghini Countach

[ZooFuzz]

Ray Charles
SHAKE A TAILFEATHER

Well I heard about the fellow you've been dancing with
All over the neighbourhood
So why didn't you ask me baby
Or didn't you think I could?

Well I know that the boogaloo is out of sight
but the shingaling's the thing tonight
But if that was you and me a now baby
I would have shown you how to do it right
Do it right (U-huh)
Do it right
Do it right
Do it right
Do it right
Aaah

Twist it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it baby
Hey we gonna loop de loop
Shake it out baby
Hey we gonna loop de li
Bend over let me see ya shake your tailfeather
Bend over let me see ya shake your tailfeather
Come on let me see ya shake your tailfeather
Come on let me see ya shake your tailfeather
Aaah

Twist it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it baby
Hey we gonna loop de loop
Shake it out baby
Hey we gonna loop de li
Bend over let me see ya shake your tailfeather
Bend over let me see ya shake your tailfeather
Come on let me see ya shake your tailfeather
Come on let me see ya shake your tailfeather
Aaah

Come on, come on baby
Come on, yeah, come on babe, alright

Do the twist
Do the fly
Do the swim
And do the bird
Well do the duck
Aaah, and do the monkey
Hey hey, watusi
And, ah, what about the frug
Do the mashed potato
What about the boogaloo
Oh, the bony marony
Come on let's do the twist
Aaah

Twist it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it baby
Twist it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN5V-6yCbpg




Cab Calloway
Minnie The Moocher

Folks, now here's the story 'bout Minnie the Moocher,
She was a red-hot hootchie-cootcher,
She was the roughest, toughest frail,
But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale.

[Call and response scat chorus differs every time.]
Hi-de-hi-de-hi-di-hi!
Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho!
He-de-he-de-he-de-he!
Ho-de-ho-de-ho!

She messed around with a bloke named Smoky,
She loved him though he was cokie,
He took her down to Chinatown,
And he showed her how to kick the gong around.

She had a dream about the king of Sweden,
He gave her things that she was needin',
He gave her a home built of gold and steel,
A diamond car with a platinum wheel.

He gave her his townhouse and his racing horses,
Each meal she ate was a dozen courses;
She had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes,
She sat around and counted them all a million times.

Poor Min, poor Min, poor Min.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NTozy51AY0&feature=related

[swampfox]

Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout.

[BTDT]

Does anyone remember the Golden Crown German restaurant that was in the Seven Oaks shopping center on St.Andrews Rd. near Irmo.

This song was a classic in the Beer Garden.

The Chicken Dance

Do you wanna feel good?
Lets laugh and play
Wanna have some fun?
Throw your blues away.
Are you feelin' sad?
Got a problem, here's the cure:
Do the Chicken Dance,
Make you happy for sure.
But here's how we do it at Whitney:
I don't wanna be a chicken,
I don't wanna be a duck,
so I shake my tail

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UV3kRV46Zs

[I'mJustMe]

Some people call me the space cowboy yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
Cause' I speak of the pompitous of love

People talk about me baby
Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong
But don't you worry, baby, don't worry
Cause' I'm right here right here right here right here at home

Cause' I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun
I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin' on the run

You're the cutest thing that I ever did see
I really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree
Lovey dovey, lovey dovey, lovey dovey all the time
Ooh wee, baby, I’ll sure show you a good time

Cause' I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
and I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun
I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure don’t want to hurt no one

(Solo)

People keep talkin' about me baby
Say I'm doin' you wrong
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry mama
‘Cause I'm right here at home
You're the cutest thing I ever did see
Really love your peaches want to shake your tree
Lovey dovey, lovey dovey, lovey dovey all the time
Come on baby now, and I'll show you a good time

[BTDT]

Cover Of The Rolling Stone ....... Dr.Hook

(ah ha ha� I don�t believe it... � hey Ray, hey Sugar, tell �em who we are�)

Well, we big rock singers, we got golden fingers, and we�re loved everywhere we go.
(That sounds like us)
We sing about beauty and we sing about truth at ten thousand dollars a show.
We take all kind of pills to give us all kind of thrills but the thrill we�ve never known
Is the thrill that�ll getcha when you get your picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone.

Rolling Stone � wanna see my picture on the cover-
Stone- wanna buy 5 copies for my mother-
Stone- wanna see my smilin� face
on the cover of the Rolling Stone.
(That�s a very good idea�)

I got a freaky old lady name a� Cocaine Kitty who embroiders on my jeans.
I got my poor old gray-haired daddy
drivin� my limousine.
Now it�s all designed to blow our minds
but our minds won�t really be blown
like the blow that�ll getcha when you get your picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone.

Rolling Stone- wanna see our pictures on the cover-
Stone- wanna buy 5 copies for our mothers-
Stone- wanna see my smilin� face
on the cover of the Rolling Stone.

ROCK AND ROLL!
(Aw, that�s just beautiful)

We got a lotta little teenage blue-eyed groupies
who do anything we say.
We got a genuine Indian guru
who�s teachin� us a better way.
We got all the friends that money can buy
so we never have to be alone.
And we keep getting� richer but we can�t get our picture
on the cover of the Rolling Stone

Rolling Stone- wanna see my picture on the cover-
Stone- wanna buy 5 copies for my mother-
Stone- wanna see my smilin� face on the cover of the Rolling Stone.

On the cover of the Rolling�
Wanna see my picture on the cover-
wanna buy 5 copies for my mother-
wanna see my smilin� face on the cover of the Rolling Stone.

(Man, I can see it now� there we are� on the front, smilin��.)

[swampfox]

What the heck is a pompitous?

[BTDT]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pompitous
pompitous word invented and made famous by Steve Miller in song "The Joker" also misnomered as "Space Cowboy" that means - splendor, magnificence, suave pageantry



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pompatus
Although Miller claims he invented the words "epismetology" (metathesis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metathesis_(linguistics)) of epistemology (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epistemology)) and "pompatus," all of his song-writing shows strong rhythm and blues (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhythm_and_blues) influences, and a 1954 song called "The Letter" by the Medallions (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medallions_band) had the lines:
Oh my darling, let me whisper sweet words of pizmotality and discuss the puppetutes of love. The song was composed by Vernon Green (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vernon_Green) as a description of his dream woman. "Pizmotality described words of such secrecy that they could only be spoken to the one you loved," Green explained. He coined the term puppetutes "to mean a secret paper-doll fantasy figure who would be my everything and bear my children."

[swampfox]

I never knew. Thanks for solving a mystery.

[SouthernYank]

I thought it was Latin for swampfox

[swampfox]

No, the Latin for "swampfox" is "palus volpes". A lot of people miss that.

I'm surprised you didn't know "pompitus", since it is often used to mean "meaningless".

Learn a word a day. That's good advice.

[SouthernYank]

That's pretty good but that was two words. Sometimes your humor is right on the mark. Actually my vacabulary is pretty extensive but I think it's best sometimes not to talk above those around you. I don't want to appear snooty, I just like to mess with people. Well, it's time to say goodbye, I'll be going away for awhile. I might be a yank but I truly love the southern way of life and it's fine people. Yall' be good and take care of yourselves.

[I'mJustMe]

Captain: Are you ready kids?

Kids: Aye Aye Captain.

Captain: I can't hear you.

Kids: Aye Aye Captain

Captain: OHHHHHHH

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish,

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: Ready?

Captain and Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants,
SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: SpongeBob SquarePaaaaants!!!

Captain: HA HA HA HA !!!!

[ZooFuzz]

Greatest American Hero
Mike Post & Stephen Geyer

Look at what’s happened to me,
I can’t believe it myself.
Suddenly I’m up on top of the world,
It should’ve been somebody else.

Believe it or not, I’m walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it’s just me.

It’s like a light of a new day,
It came from out of the blue.
Breaking me out of the spell I was in,
Making all of my wishes come true.

Believe it or not, I’m walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer.
Who could it be? Believe it or not it’s just me.

http://www.tripletsandus.com/80s/shows/greatest.jpg

[BTDT]

Riding in the bus down the boulevard
And the place was pretty packed (yeah!)
Couldnt find a seat so I had to stand
With the perverts in the back
It was smelling like a locker room
There was junk all over the floor
Were already packed in like sardines
But were stopping to pick up more, look out

(chorus)
Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
Another comes on and another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey, hes gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus

Theres a suitcase poking me in the ribs
Theres an elbow in my ear
Theres a smelly old bum standing next to me
Hasnt showered in a year
I think Im missing a contact lens
I think my wallets gone
And I think this bus is stopping again
To let a couple more freaks get on look out

(chorus)

(weird sound effects)

Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus ow
Another one rides the bus hey hey
Another one rides the bus hey-ey-ey-ey

The window doesnt open and the fan is broke
And my face is turning blue (yeah)
I havent been in a crowd like this
Since I went to see the who
Well I shouldve got off a couple miles ago
But I couldnt get to the door
There isnt any room for me to breathe
And now were gonna pick up more

(chorus)


http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000I02K.01._AA162_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00000I02K/lyricsfreak-20)
Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic (born October 23, 1959) is a Grammy award winning American musician, satirist, parodist, accordionist, and television producer.He is known in particular for humorous songs which make fun of popular culture or parody specific songs by contemporary musical acts, or both. His works have earned him three gold and five platinum records in the U.S., one platinum DVD of music videos, and three Grammy awards. http://www.weirdal.com/awards


Looks like my sister in law!

[BTDT]

SHORT PEOPLE

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
`Round here

Short people are just the same
As you and I
(A fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's a wonderful world)

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here


Randy Newman

[ZooFuzz]

JOY TO THE WORLD 3 Dog Night

Jeremiah was a bullfrog
Was a good friend of mine
I never understood a single word he said
But I helped him a-drink his wine
And he always had some mighty fine wine

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

If I were the king of the world
Tell you what I'd do
I'd throw away the cars and the bars in the world
make sweet love to you
Singing...

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

You know I love the ladies
Love to have my fun
I'm a hot night flier and a rainbow rider
A straight shootin' son-of-a-gun
I said a straight shootin' son-of-a-gun

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the world
Joy to you and me

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls now
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

[swampfox]

That's a good one. Three Dog Night had a real talent for doing catchy songs. I went to see them once at the Myrtle Beach Pavilion. They had that great three- and four-part harmony singing. Got to get a greatest hits CD.

[Captain Worley]

Joy to the World, Yellow Submarine and Octopus's Garden were the first 'non nursery rhymes' songs I learned.

[ZooFuzz]

Let it roll


Rollin' Down Highway 95
Sailin' Through Her Hometown Countryside
Move On Over Stand Astride
My Cruise Control's in Overdrive
Need to Take My Baby For a Ride

Ooo She's Like a Smooth Stretch of Highway
Ooo She's Like a Cool Summer Breeze
If My Motor's Runnin' Right, We Might Lose Control Tonight
Got the Shape I Love to Squeeze, Looks That Bring Me to My Knees
Oh Please, Let It Roll Tonight

Might Be Doin' More Thahn Fifty-five
When I Sit My Baby Right Down By My Side
Where the Rubber Hit the Road
This Rig Don't Dig no Overload
Come On, and Let My Baby Ride

Ooo She's Like a Smooth Stretch of Highway
Ooo She's Like a Cool Summer Breeze
If My Motor's Runnin' Right, We Might Lose Control Tonight
Got the Shape I Love to Squeeze, Looks That Bring Me to My Knees
Oh Please, Let It Roll Tonight

Now I Know Just How Heaven Feels
When She Reach Beneath My Big Old Steerin' Wheel
Dyna Flow, Power Glide
Bored and Stroked, I'm Satisfied
When I Take My Baby For a Ride

Ooo She's Like a Smooth Stretch of Highway
Ooo She's Like a Cool Summer Breeze
If My Motor's Runnin' Right, We Might Lose Control Tonight
Got the Shape I Love to Squeeze, Looks That Bring Me to My Knees
Oh Please, Let It Roll Tonight

[I'mJustMe]

O.P.P. - Naughty by Nature

OPP, how can I explain it
I'll take you frame by frame it
To have y'all jumpin' shall we singin' it
O is for Other, P is for People scratchin' temple
The last P...well...that's not that simple
It's sorta like another way to call a cat a kitten
It's five little letters that are missin' here
You get on occassion at the other party
As a game 'n it seems I gotta start to explainin'
Bust it
You ever had a girl and met her on a nice hello
You get her name and number and then you feelin' real mellow
You get home, wait a day, she's what you wanna know about
Then you call up and it's her girlfriend or her cousin's house
It's not a front, F to the R to the O to the N to the T
It's just her boyfriend's at her house (Boy, that's what is scary)
It's OPP, time other people's what you get it
There's no room for relationship there's just room to hit it
How many brothers out there know just what I'm gettin' at
Who thinks it's wrong 'cos I'm splittin' and co-hittin' at
Well if you do, that's OPP and you're not down with it
But if you don't, here's your membership

Chorus:
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (Every last homie)
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (All the homies)

As for the ladies, OPP means something gifted
The first two letters are the same but the last is something
different
It's the longest, loveliest, lean-- I call it the leanest
It's another five letter word rhymin' with cleanest and meanest
I won't get into that, I'll do it...ah...sorta properly
I say the last P...hmmm...stands for property
Now lady here comes a kiss, blow a kiss back to me, now tell me
exactly
Have you ever known a brother who have another like ah girl or wife
And you just had to stop and just 'cos he look just as nice
You looked at him, he looked at you and you knew right away
That he had someone but he was gonna be yours anyway
You couldn't be seen with him and honestly you didn't care
'Cos in a room behind a door no one but y'all are there
When y'all are finish, y'all can leave and only y'all would know
And then y'all could throw the skeleton bones right in the closet do'
Now don't be shocked 'cos if you're down I want your hands up high
Say OPP (OPP) I like to say with pride
Now when you do it, do it well and make sure that it counts
You're now down with a discount

Chorus:
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (Every last lady)
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (All the ladies)

This girl ah tried to OPP me
I had a girl and she knew that matter-of-fact my girl was partner's
that
Had a fall out, disagreement, yeah an argument
She tried to do me so we did it in my apartment, bust it
That wasn't the thing it must have been the way she hit the ceiling
'Cos after that she kept on coming back and catchin' feelings
I said, "Let's go my girl is coming so you gotta leave"
She said, "Oh no, I love you Treach" I said, "Now child please"
You gots to leave, come grab your coat, right now you gotta go
I said now look you to the stairs and to the stairwindow
This was a thing, a little thing, you shouldn't have put your heart
'Cos you know I was OPP, hell from the very start
Come on, come on, now let me tell you what it's all about
When you get down, you can't go 'round runnin' off at the mouth
That's rule number one in this OPP establishment
You keep your mouth shut and it won't get back to her or him
Exciting isn't it, a special kinda business
Many of you will catch the same sorta OPP is you with
Him or her for sure is going to admit it
When OPP comes, damn-skippy I'm with it

Chorus:
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (This whole party)
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (This whole party)
Break it down!

[ZooFuzz]

Long Tall Glasses (I Can Dance) Leo Sayer

I was travellin' down the road
Feelin' hungry and cold
I saw a sign sayin'
Food and drinks for everyone
So naturally I thought
I would take me a look inside
I saw so much food
There was water coming from my eyes

Yeah, there was ham and there was turkey
There was caviar
And long tall glasses
With wine up to y'are
And somebody grabbed me
Threw me out of my chair
Said "before you can eat
You gotta dance like fred astaire"
You know I can't dance
you know I can't dance
You know I can't dance
you know I can't dance
I can't dance

I am a man of the road
A hobo by name
I don't seek entertainment
Just poultry and game
But if it's all the same to you
Then yes, I will try my hand
If you were hungry as me
Then I'm sure you will understand

Hmmmmmm, now wait a minute
Of course I can dance
Of course I can dance
I'm sure I can dance
I'm sure I can dance
I can dance
I can dance
I really hit the floor
Ah, it feels good
Look at me dancing

I did a two-step, quick-step and a bossanova
A little victor sylvester and a rudy valentino
You should have seen me moving
Right across the floor
Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more

I can dance
Oh yes, I can dance
Look at me dance on the floor movin'
I feel good
I can dance
I can dance
I can dance
I can dance
I can dance
I can dance

[JDidGirl]

This one may have already been mentioned, but I swear I get it stuck in my head from time to time...

Escape - The Pina Colada Song

I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape."

I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean.
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad.
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad.

"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape."

So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"..

"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

[swampfox]

Who is it that likes getting caught in the rain?

[Captain Worley]

A turtle?

[swampfox]

Yeah, turtles. And frogs. And probably fish.

Next time I see a gator I'll try giving him a few pina coladas and see what happens.

[I'mJustMe]

Yeah, turtles. And frogs. And probably fish.

Next time I see a gator I'll try giving him a few pina coladas and see what happens.


LOL

good luck with that ;-)

[RocDocsWife]

This one may have already been mentioned, but I swear I get it stuck in my head from time to time...

Escape - The Pina Colada Song

I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape."

I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean.
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad.
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad.

"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape."

So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"..

"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

I just love this song!!!

[I'mJustMe]

^wasn't that song on Shrek?

[JDidGirl]

Who is it that likes getting caught in the rain?

After I've been in the yard on a hot day doing yard work I love getting caught in the rain.

[swampfox]

Well, sure, but as a rule, probably not.

[RocDocsWife]

^wasn't that song on Shrek?

LOL, ya nut!

[swampfox]

I got caught in the rain a couple of days ago, and I didn't like it one bit.

[I'mJustMe]

If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.... :phones:

yep, it's stuck in my head now...

[ZooFuzz]

Grandma's Feather Bed - John Denver

When I was a little bitty boy just up offa the floor
We used to go down to grandma's house every month end or so
We'd have chicken pie, country ham, homemade butter on the bread
But the best darn thing about grandma's house
Was the great big feather bed
CHORUS:
It was nine feet high and six feet wide and soft as a downy chick
It was made from the feathers of fourty 'leven geese
took a whole bolt of cloth for the tick
It could hold eight kids and four hound dogs and a piggy we stole from the
shed
We didn't get much sleep but we had a lot of fun on grandma's feather bed.
After supper we'd sit around the fire, the old folks'd spit and chew
Pa would talk about the farm and the war and granny'd sing a ballad or two.
I'd sit and listen and watch the fire till the cobwebs filled my head
Next thing I'd know I'd wake up in the morning in the middle of the old
feather bed.
CHORUS
Well, I love my ma, I love my pa, I love granny and grandpa too
I've been fishin' with my uncles, wrestled with my cousins,
I even kissed Aunt Lou (oo!)
But if I ever had to make a choice I guess it oughta be said
I trade them all plus the gal down the road for that great big feather bed
Yes I trade them all plus the gal down the road (mumble: "well maybe not the
gal down the road")


I'm still a JD fan.

[swampfox]

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ice-ys.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and then Donna
Karan, they be sharin’
All their money got me wearin' fly
But I ain’t askin,
They say they love my azz ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin’
So I keep on takin’
And no I ain’t taken
We can keep on datin’
I keep on demonstrating.

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
She’s got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon’ do with all that azz?
All that azz inside them jeans?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Lets spend time not money.
I mix your sweat wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your sweat with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I’m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can’t touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don’t want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don’t pull on my hand boy,
You ain’t my man, boy,
I’m just tryn’a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps [x3]
In the back and in the front.
My lovin’ got u,
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon’ do with all that azz?
All that azz inside them jeans?
I’ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon’ do wit all that beast?
All that beast inside that shirt?
I’ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin all your money on me and spendin’ time on me
She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

[Captain Worley]

We is screamin' through the valley
Where the Nishnabotna flows
Through the mud and crud and cornfields
Where the mari-ju-wana grows
'Cross the railroad tracks of Persia
Down the hills and up the dale
Had a CJ-5 with a four-wheel drive
And Smokey on my tail.

Well, he picked me up at exit 12
On the I-six-eighty ramp
I was doin' 67 per
When I rumbled through his trap
He commenced to whirl his flashin' lights
And he made his siren wail
I slipped on down to four-wheel drive
With Smokey on my tail

Now I got racin' stripes and dual pipes
And Smokey's got a Ford
Got a mill with a four pot carb, you know
But Smokey's stroked and bored
Well, the chase was on, but I had the edge
With a rig that'll never fail
Got a CJ-5 with a four-wheel drive
And Smokey on my tail

Yeah, he was.

Well, I dropped on down to granny low
And I made a hard right turn
My big ol' fat Commando tires
Went slashin' through the corn
Well, the tassels blew
And the kernels flew
And it looked like yella hail
Just cookin' alive in a four-wheel drive
With Smokey on my tail

Well, we went screamin' through the valley
Where the Nishnabotna flows
Through the mud and crud and cornfields
Where the mari-ju-wana grows
'Cross the railroad tracks of Persia
Up the hills and down the dales
My CJ-5 with four-wheel drive
And Smokey on my tail.

[Imagine a series of comic-style thought balloons.]

Look out, now. Here he come.

Oh, we gonna get it on now.

(Don't hit that fella with the banjo.)

We gonna swim this here creek now, Smokey. [Pronounced "crick", of course.]

Yard wide and a foot deep.

"Nishnabota River", they call it.

Might haveta winch out.

Gonna do a wheelie on that there gopher mound now, Smokey.

Can you dig it, Smokey?

Got four on the floor and four in the air on that one, didn't we?

Goodness gracious. 'Bout ta bust my shocks.

[Back to our regularly-scheduled rhyming. Add the sound of wailing sirens.]

Well, that Jeep of mine made Smokey whine
His rig was made of lead
He was mired in fourteen feet of mud
So he radioed ahead
I pulled up onto the blacktop
Went crashin' on through the rail
Sakes alive! I had twenty-five more
Smokeys on my tail!

Now I had racin' stripes and dual pipes
And Smokey had a Ford
Had a mill with a four pot carb, you know
But Smokey's stroked and bored
Well, the race was on, but I had the edge
With a rig that'll never fail
Got a CJ-5 with a four-wheel drive
Settin' out back a' the jail

[swampfox]

I feel like Chicken Tonight...

Remember the Simpsons episode where Lisa asks "Doesn't this family know any songs that are not commercials?" They just give her a blank look and go back to singing "Chicken Tonight".

[Quintessence]

Love Machine
The Miracles

Oh, yeah....

Chorus:
(I,I,)I'm just a love machine and I won't work for nobody but you
(I,I )I'm just a love machine .............. A hugging kissing fiend

I think it's high time you knew
Whenever I think of you
My mind blows a fuse
When I lookIn your eyes
My meter starts to rise
And I become confused
My motor cranked electric goes
When I'm sitting next to you
Electricity starts to flow
And my indicator starts to glow

Repeat chorus

I'm gentle as a lamb
I'm not that hard to program
There's no way that you can lose
Chassis fits like a glove
I've got a button for love
That you've got to use (push it push it baby)
If you look into my power
I am sure you can find out how
To turn me on just set my dial
And let me love you for a little while ooooooh

Repeat chorus

La... La la la la..... La la la la.. La la
La la la la la.. La la la.... La la laaaaaaaaa
Push it push it baby, yeah......ah, ah

Repeat chorus

I, I, I'm just a love machine and I won't work for nobody but you
I'm just a love machine, (yeah, baby)
A hugging kissing fiend, (ah, ah)

I'm just a love machine and I won't work for nobody but you
I'm just a love machine, (he, baby)
A hugging kissing fiend

[I'mJustMe]

1979
Smashing Pumpkins

shakedown 1979, cool kids never have the time
on a live wire right up off the street
you and i should meet

junebug skipping like a stone
with the headlights pointed at the dawn
we were sure we'd never see an end to it all

and i don't even care to shake these zipper blues
and we don't know
just where our bones will rest
to dust i guess
forgotten and absorbed into the earth below

double cross the vacant and the bored
they're not sure just what we have in store
morphine city slippin dues down to see
that we don't even care as restless as we are

we feel the pull in the land of a thousand guilts
and poured cement, lamented and assured
to the lights and towns below
faster than the speed of sound

faster than we thought we'd go, beneath the sound of hope
justine never knew the rules,
hung down with the freaks and the ghouls
no apologies ever need be made, i know you better than you fake it

to see that we don't care to shake these zipper blues
and we don't know just where our bones will rest
to dust i guess
forgotten and absorbed into the earth below
the street heats the urgency of sound
as you can see there's no one around

[RPWeed]

Radar Love / Golden Earring

When she's lonely and the longing gets too much
She sends a cable coming in from above
Don't need no phone at all
We've got a thing that's called: Radar love
We've got a wave in the air
Radar love

(repeat)

Oh no, not that song...

[ZooFuzz]

Oh no, not that song...

The devil made me do it!!

[RPWeed]

The devil made me do it!!
Been working on Radar Love for a band I've started playing with and have had to go over the chorus part about 150 times...so sick of Radar Love. Golden Earring is the true Devil!

[ZooFuzz]

Charlie Daniels
Uneasy Rider

I was takin' a trip out to L.A.
Toolin' along in my Chevrolet
Tokin' on a number and diggin' on the radio ...
Just as I crossed the Mississippi line
I heard that highway start to whine
And I knew that left rear tire was about to go.

Well, the spare was flat and I got uptight
'Cause there wasn't a fillin' station in sight
So I just limped on down the shoulder on the rim
I went as far as I could and when I stopped the car
It was right in front of this little bar
Kind of redneck lookin' joint, called the Dew Drop Inn.

Well, I stuffed my hair up under my hat
And told the bartender that I had a flat
And would he be kind enough to give me change for a one
There was one thing I was sure proud to see
There wasn't a soul in the place, 'cept for him and me
And he just looked disgusted and pointed toward the telephone.

I called up the station down the road a ways
And he said he wasn't very busy today
And he could have somebody there in just 'bout ten minutes or so
He said, "Now you just stay right where you're at
And I didn't bother tellin' the durn fool
I sure as hell didn't have anyplace else to go."

I just ordered up a beer and sat down at the bar
When some guy walked in and said; "Who owns this car?
With the peace sign, the mag wheels and four on the floor?"
Well, he looked at me and I damn near died
And I decided that I'd just wait outside
So I layed a dollar on the bar and headed for the door.

Just when I thought I'd get outta there with my skin
These five big dudes come strollin' in
With this one old drunk chick and some fella with green teeth
And I was almost to the door when the biggest one
Said; "You tip your hat to this lady, son."
And when I did all that hair fell out from underneath.

Now the last thing I wanted was to get into a fight
In Jackson, Mississippi on a Saturday night
'Specially when there was three of them and only one of me
They all started laughin' and I felt kinda sick
And I knew I'd better think of somethin' pretty quick
So I just reached out and kicked old green-teeth right in the knee.

He let out a yell that'd curl your hair
But before he could move, I grabbed me a chair
And said; "Watch him folks, 'cause he's a thoroughly dangerous man."
"Well, you may not know it, but this man's a spy
He's an undercover agent for the FBI
And he's been sent down here to infiltrate the Ku Klux Klan."

He was still bent over, holdin' on to his knee
But everyone else was lookin' and listenin' to me
And I layed it on thicker and heavier as I went
I said, "Would you believe this man has gone as far
As tearin' Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars
And he voted for George McGovern for president."

"He's a friend of them long-haired, hippie type, pinko fags
I betcha he's even got a Commie flag
Tacked up on the wall, inside of his garage
He's a snake in the grass, I tell ya, guys
He may look dumb, but that's just a disguise
He's a mastermind in the ways of espionage."

They all started lookin' real suspicious at him
And he jumped up an' said, "Now, just wait a minute, Jim
You know he's lyin'; I've been livin' here all of my life."
"I'm a faithful follower of Brother John Birch
And I belong to the Antioch Baptist Church
And I ain't even got a garage. You can call home and ask my wife."

Then he started sayin' somethin' 'bout the way I was dressed
But I didn't wait around to hear the rest
I was too busy movin' and hopin' I didn't run outta luck
And when I hit the ground, I was makin' tracks
And they were just takin' my car down off the jacks
So I threw the man a twenty an' jumped in an' fired that mother up.

Mario Andretti woulda sure been proud
Of the way I was movin' when I passed that crowd
Comin' out the door and headin' toward me in a trot
And I guess I should-a gone ahead and run
But somehow I couldn't resist the fun
Of chasin' them all just once around the parkin' lot.

Well, they're headin' for their car, but I hit the gas
And spun around and headed them off at the pass
I was slingin' gravel and puttin' a ton of dust in the air
Ha Ha, well, I had 'em all out there steppin' and fetchin'
Like their heads were on fire and their asses was catchin'
But I figured I oughta go ahead an split before the cops got there.

When I hit the road, I was really wheelin'
Had gravel flyin' and rubber squeelin'
And I didn't slow down 'til I was almost to Arkansas
Well, I think I'm gonna re-route my trip
I wonder if anybody'd think I'd flipped
If I went to L.A. - via Omaha.


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(http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DRMN7fGZW_BY&ei=k4OdSse8D6qK8QaPztCqAw&sa=X&oi=video_result&resnum=1&ct=thumbnail&usg=AFQjCNFGIEF18Kw_ZeOY-bv1hTpJygmjnw)www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMN7fGZW_BY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMN7fGZW_BY)


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Uneasy Rider "88"


Me and my buddy got us a wild hair
and figured we wanted to go somewhere
so we loaded up in my ragtop chevrolet
we had a lil' bit of money and a whole lot of show
and with hank jr. blarin on the radio
we had a tank full of gas and we was on our way


we figured we'd go down to new orleans
we were barrelling old 17
when a man with a red blinking light was on our tail
he said you were doing 60 in a 45
but i'm gonna let you go this time
but if i catch u again
i'm gonna slap you up in the county jail
we said thank your sir sure been nice
and you aint gonna have to tell us twice
and we southbound down with the wind blowin in our faces
we kept on rollin and pretty soon
the radio was cookin' out a haggard tune
and we were pullin into houston
checkin out all them places


i was feelin dry and i said i think
we ought to stop and give ourselves a drink
and o' jim said yeah
cuz we got time to kill
we kept on rollin and i seen this spot
so we pulled into the parking lot
of this place called the cloud nine bar and grill


we walked through the door the place was jammed
the lights were low they had a punk rock band
and some orange-haired fella singin 'bout suicide
i said jim this ain't our kinda place
he said well let's just have one-round any ways
so against my better judgement we walked on inside
went up to the bar and we sat down
this fellar walked up and said i'll buy this round
and he sat down on the barstoll next to jim


he looked like a girl but he talked like a guy
had lipstick on and mascera in his eye
and everybody in that place looked just about like him
i said jim this ain't our kind of bar
let's just go and back in get back in the car
cuz theirs gonna be trouble
aint no since in takin a chance
we was gettin up gettin ready to leave
in somebody grabbed o' jim by the sleeve
and this good lookin girl was askin my buddy to dance


i said jim don't do it theirs somethin missin
theirs fellars dancin and fellars kissin
theris a fellar in high heeled shoes wearin panty hose
he said partner i just cant turn this down
you just go over there and have one more round
and i'll dance with a lady
and we'll get on down the road


so he walked away and left me alone
but this funny lookin fellar kept comin on
and he was makin me mad in said
and then he put his hand on my knee
i said if you dont get your paw off me
i'm gonna locate your nose around
on the side of your head


he said i love it when yout that fire in your eyes
i said well partner try this on for size
and i unloaded on him and he went out like a light
everybody in that place must've been his friend
they all headed for me i said this is the end
but where i come from we don't give up without a fight


they were screaminand yellin and scrathin and clawin
i was punchin and hittin and kickin and pawin
i was holdin my own cuz i've been in a scrap or two
o' jim comin runnin up out of the blue
and that gal he was with comin runnin up 2
and proceeded to beat on me with a high heel shoe


i grabbed her by the hair it come off in my hand
and that girl beautiful girl was just a beautiful man
and o' jim just got sick right there on the floor


he dropped that dude like as hot from a gun
smeared his lipstick made his makeup run
and me and o'l jim started fightin our way to the door


we lit out of there in that chevrolet
put it on the floor and it stayed that way
we were goin down the highwaydoin bout a 110
we were headed for home and we was gettin nearer
then a red light came on the rear view mirror
and that same blame cop pulled us over again


now i'm sittin here in this county jail
had to call my daddy to go our bail
but i learned a lesson i never will forget agaain
i done give up drinkin i give up bars
and runnin around the country in souped up cars
i'm goin back here the women are women
and the men are men




www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWzTU7VAPLY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWzTU7VAPLY)

[Quintessence]

Come my lady
Come come my lady
you're my butterfly
Sugar.baby

Come my lady
Come come my lady
you're my butterfly
Sugar.baby

Such a sexy,sexy pretty little thing
Fierce nipple pierce you got me sprung with your tongue ring
and I ain't gonna lie cause your loving gets me high
So to keep you by my side there's nothing that I won't try
Butterflies in her eyes and looks to kill
Time is passing I'm asking could this be real
Cause I can't sleep I can't hold still
The only thing I really know is she got sex appeal

I can feel too much is never enough
You're always there to lift me up
When these times get rough I was lost Now I'm found
Ever since you've been around
You're the women that I want
So yo, I'm putting it down.

Come my lady
Come come my lady
you're my butterfly
Sugar.baby
come my lady you're my
pretty baby ill make your legs shake
you make me go crazy

Come my lady
Come come my lady
you're my butterfly
Sugar.baby
come my lady you're my
pretty baby ill make your legs shake
you make me go crazy

I don't deserve you unless it's some kind of hidden message
to show me life is precious
Then I guess it's true
But to tell truth, I really never knew
T'll I met you... See I was lost and confused
Twisted and used up
Knew a better life existed but thought that I missed it

My lifestyle's wild I was living like a wild child
Trapped on a short leash paroled the police files
So yo. what' s happening now?
I see the sun breaking down into dark clouds
and a vision of you standing out in a crowd.

Come come my lady
you're my butterfly
Sugar.baby
come my lady you're my
pretty baby ill make your legs shake
you make me go crazy

Come my lady
Come come my lady
you're my butterfly
Sugar.baby
come my lady you're my
pretty baby ill make your legs shake
you make me go crazy

Hey sugar momma, come and dance with me
The smartest thing you ever did was take a chance with me
Whatever tickles your fancy
Girl it's you like Sid and Nancy
So sexy....almost evil Talkin' about butterflies in my head
I used to think happy endings were only in the books I read but
you made me feel alive when I was almost dead

You filled that empty space with the love I used to chase
and as far as I can see it don't get better than this
So butterfly, here is a song and it's sealed with a kiss
and a thank you miss.

come and dance with me
come and dance with me
come and dance with me
so come and dance with me
uhhhhh ha uhhh ha

Come my lady
Come come my lady
you're my butterfly
Sugar.baby
come my lady you're my
pretty baby ill make your legs shake
you make me go crazy

Come my lady
Come come my lady
you're my butterfly
Sugar.baby
come my lady you're my
pretty baby ill make your legs shake
you make me go crazy

Come my lady
Come come my lady
you're my butterfly
Sugar.baby
come my lady you're my
pretty baby ill make your legs shake
you make me go crazy

Come my lady
Come come my lady
you're my butterfly
Sugar.baby
come my lady you're my
pretty baby ill make your legs shake
you make me go crazy

come and dance with me
come and dance with me
come and dance with me
come and dance with me
uhhhhhh ha uhhhhhh ha
come and dance with me
come and dance with me
come and dance with me
come and dance with me
come and dance with me
come and dance with me
come and dance with me
come and dance with me

http://www.lyrics007.com/Crazy%20Town%20Lyrics/Butterfly%20Lyrics.html (http://www.lyrics007.com/Crazy%20Town%20Lyrics/Butterfly%20Lyrics.html)
[thanks to beebee@pa.net, eckochic4u@cs.com for correcting these lyrics][Thanks to yourlilangel02@aol.com, Net_Cupid@hotmail.com for correcting these lyrics]
...you make my legs shake
you make me go crazy

[ZooFuzz]

http://www.uml.edu/wuml/podcast/media/jukebox.jpeg

[Captain Worley]

Undercover Angel-Alan O'day

Crying on my pillow, lonely in my bed,
Then I heard a voice beside me and she softly said,
`Thunder is your night light, magic is your dream.`
And then as I held her, she said, `See what I mean?`

I said, `What?` She said, `Ooh-ooh-ooh, whee.`
I said, `All right!` She said, `Love me, love me, love me!`

Chorus:
Undercover angel, midnight fantasy,
I never had a dream that made sweet love to me.
Undercover angel, answer to my prayer,
You made me know that there`s a love for me out there.

Somewhere. Yeah, somewhere.

Heavenly surrender, sweet afterglow (undercover),
I`m giving up my heart to you, now angel don`t go.
She said, `Go find the right one, love her and then (undercover),
When you look into her eyes you`ll see me again.`

I said, `What?` She said, `Ooh-ooh-ooh, whee.`
I said, `All right!` She said, `Love me, love me, love me!`

Chorus

Somewhere. Whoa, somewhere.

Now you know my story, and girl, if it`s right,
I`m gonna take you in my arms and love you tonight.
Underneath the covers, being so nice,
I`m looking for my angel in your sweet-loving eyes.

(undercover, undercover, undercover, etc.)
She said, `What?` I said, `Ooh-ooh-ooh, whee.`
She said, `All right!` I said, `Get next to me.`
She said, `What?` I said, `Ooh-ooh-ooh, whee.`
She said, `All right!` I said, `Love me, love me, love me!`

Undercover angel, midnight fantasy,
I`ve never had a dream that made sweet love to me.
Undercover angel, answer to my prayer,
You made me know that there`s a love for me (you made me).
Love me, love me, love me!
Undercover angel, midnight fantasy,
I`ve never had a dream that made sweet love to me.

[Quintessence]

Undercover Angel-Alan O'day

Crying on my pillow, lonely in my bed,
Then I heard a voice beside me and she softly said,
`Thunder is your night light, magic is your dream.`
And then as I held her, she said, `See what I mean?`

I said, `What?` She said, `Ooh-ooh-ooh, whee.`
I said, `All right!` She said, `Love me, love me, love me!`

Chorus:
Undercover angel, midnight fantasy,
I never had a dream that made sweet love to me.
Undercover angel, answer to my prayer,
You made me know that there`s a love for me out there.

Somewhere. Yeah, somewhere.

Heavenly surrender, sweet afterglow (undercover),
I`m giving up my heart to you, now angel don`t go.
She said, `Go find the right one, love her and then (undercover),
When you look into her eyes you`ll see me again.`

I said, `What?` She said, `Ooh-ooh-ooh, whee.`
I said, `All right!` She said, `Love me, love me, love me!`

Chorus

Somewhere. Whoa, somewhere.

Now you know my story, and girl, if it`s right,
I`m gonna take you in my arms and love you tonight.
Underneath the covers, being so nice,
I`m looking for my angel in your sweet-loving eyes.

(undercover, undercover, undercover, etc.)
She said, `What?` I said, `Ooh-ooh-ooh, whee.`
She said, `All right!` I said, `Get next to me.`
She said, `What?` I said, `Ooh-ooh-ooh, whee.`
She said, `All right!` I said, `Love me, love me, love me!`

Undercover angel, midnight fantasy,
I`ve never had a dream that made sweet love to me.
Undercover angel, answer to my prayer,
You made me know that there`s a love for me (you made me).
Love me, love me, love me!
Undercover angel, midnight fantasy,
I`ve never had a dream that made sweet love to me.
I love that song :)

[I'mJustMe]

Come my lady
Come come my lady
you're my butterfly
Sugar.baby


this is one of my favorite songs

[Quintessence]

http://www.uml.edu/wuml/podcast/media/jukebox.jpeg
FOREIGNER! Rock on!

Juke Box Hero

Standing in the rain, with his head hung low
Couldnt get a ticket, it was a sold out show
Heard the roar of the crowd, he could picture the scene
Put his ear to the wall, then like a distant scream

He heard one guitar, just blew him away
He saw stars in his eyes, and the very next day
Bought a beat up six string in a secondhand store
Didnt know how to play it, but he knew for sure

That one guitar, felt good in his hands
Didnt take long, to understand
Just one guitar, slung way down low
Was one way ticket, only one way to go

So he started rockin
Aint never gonna stop
Gotta keep on rockin
Someday hes gonna make it to the top

And be a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
Hes a juke box hero
He took one guitar, juke box hero, stars in his eyes
Juke box hero, hell come alive tonight

In a town without a name, in a heavy downpour
Thought he passed his own shadow, by the backstage door
Like a trip through the past, to that day in the rain
And that one guitar made his whole life change

Now he needs to keep rockin
He just cant stop
Gotta keep on rockin
That boy has got to stay on top

And be a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
Hes a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
Yeah, juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
With that one guitar hell come alive
Come alive tonight

Yeah, hes gotta keep rockin
He just cant stop
Gotta keep on rockin
That boy has got to stay on top

And be a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
Hes a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
Just one guitar, put stars in his eyes
Hes just a juke box hero, aah aah aah
Juke box hero, juke box hero, hes got stars in his eyes
Stars in his eyes

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&aq=0&oq=jukebox+hero&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4TSHA_enUS311&q=jukebox+hero+lyrics

[Quintessence]

this is one of my favorite songs
Have you seen the music video? It is so cool and surreal.

[Quintessence]

Keep Your Hands to Yourself


I got a little change in my pocket gonna jing a ling a ling
Want to call you on the telephone baby, I'll give you a ring
But each time I try I get the same old thing
Always no huggy no kissy until I get a wedding ring
My honey my baby don't put my love upon no shelf
She said don't hand no lines and keep your hands to yourself

Cruel baby, baby, baby why do you treat me this way
You know I'm still your loverboy, I still feel the same way
Thats when she told me a story 'bout free milk and a cow
And said no huggy no kissy until I get a wedding vow
My honey my baby don't put my love upon no shelf
She said don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself

You see I wanted her real bad and I was about to give in
Well that's when she started talkin' about true love, started talkin' about sin
I said honey I'll live with you for the rest of my life
She said no huggy no kissy until you make me your wife
My honey my baby don't put my love on no shelf
She said don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself

[Captain Worley]

Hot Child in the City

Danger in the shape of somethin' wild
Stranger dressed in black, she's a hungry child
No one knows who she is or what her name is
I don't know where she came from or what her game is

(Hot child in the city)
(Hot child in the city)
(Runnin' wild and lookin' pretty)
(Hot child in the city)

So young to be loose and on her own
Young boys, they all want to take her home
She goes downtown, the boys all stop and stare
When she goes downtown, she walks like she just don't care, care

(Hot child in the city)
(Hot child in the city)
(Runnin' wild and lookin' pretty)
Yeah
(Hot child in the city)

Come on down to my place, baby
We'll talk about love
Come on down to my place, woman
We'll make love!

Hot child in the city
(Hot child in the city)
She's kinda dangerous
(Hot child in the city)
Young child
(Runnin' wild and lookin' pretty)
Young child, runnin' wild
(Hot child in the city)

[Quintessence]

Kiss You All Over
Exile

When I get home, babe, gonna light your fire
All day I've been thinkin' about you, babe
You're my one desire

Gonna wrap my arms around you
Hold you close to me
Oh, babe I wanna taste your lips
I wanna fill your fantasy, yeah

I don't know what I'd do without you, babe
Don't know where I'd be
You're not just another lover
No, you're everything to me

I wanna kiss you all over
And over again
I wanna kiss you all over
Till the night closes in

Ev'rytime I'm with you, baby
I can't believe it's true
When you're layin' in my arms
'n' you do the things you do

You can see it in my eyes
I can feel it in your touch
You don't have to say a thing
Just let me show how much
Love you, need you, yeah

Stay with me, lay with me,
Holding me, loving me, baby
Here with me, near with me,
Feeling you close to me, baby

So show me, show me everything you do
'cause baby no one does it quite like you

I love you, I need you, oh, babe

I wanna kiss you all over
And over again
I wanna kiss you all over
Till the night closes in
Till the night closes in

Till the night closes in
Till the night closes in
FADE
Till the night closes in

[JDidGirl]

Tom's Diner

I am sitting
In the morning
At the diner
On the corner

I am waiting
At the counter
For the man
To pour the coffee

And he fills it
Only halfway
And before
I even argue

He is looking
Out the window
At somebody
Coming in

"It is always
Nice to see you"
Says the man
Behind the counter

To the woman
Who has come in
She is shaking
Her umbrella

And I look
The other way
As they are kissing
Their hellos

I'm pretending
Not to see them
Instead
I pour the milk

I open
Up the paper
There's a story
Of an actor

Who had died
While he was drinking
It was no one
I had heard of

And I'm turning
To the horoscope
And looking
For the funnies

When I'm feeling
Someone watching me
And so
I raise my head

There's a woman
On the outside
Looking inside
Does she see me?

No she does not
Really see me
Cause she sees
Her own reflection

And I'm trying
Not to notice
That she's hitching
Up her skirt

And while she's
Straightening her stockings
Her hair
Has gotten wet

Oh, this rain
It will continue
Through the morning
As I'm listening

To the bells
Of the cathedral
I am thinking
Of your voice...

And of the midnight picnic
Once upon a time
Before the rain began...

And I finish up my coffee
And it's time to catch the train

[ZooFuzz]

Garden Of Eden


It was the garden of eden
The beginning of time
Adam said to Eve
Little girl I wanna make you mine

Eve said now wait a minute
Big boy
Not so fast
I wanna think this over
I want a love that's gonna last

Then Eve said to Adam
Catch me if you can
It's been the same old story
Ever since the world began

Honey I give you anything
In this great big world
She said forget those rotten apples
I take some diamonds and some pearls
He said honey I don't quite know
Exactly what you mean
She said ever since she could remember
She had this pretty dream

Then Eve said to Adam
Catch me if you can
It's been the same old story
Ever since the world began

He said I got a hungry feelin
And my blood is runnin hot
I don't know what it is I want
I just know its something you got

Eve said come here little boy
Come and sit beside my fire
Wrap yourself around my finger
And I cook your desire

Eve said look here Adam honey
I got a reputation to protect
If you want my love and kisses
It's gonna take a little respect

Adam fell down on his knees
And he looked up in the sky
He said I think I get the picture Lord
There's more to all this than meets the eye

Then Eve said to Adam
Catch me if you can
It's been the same old story
Ever since the world began

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOv7Xfql11I

[I'mJustMe]

Keep Your Hands to Yourself



I got a little change in my pocket gonna jing a ling a ling
Want to call you on the telephone baby, I'll give you a ring
But each time I try I get the same old thing
Always no huggy no kissy until I get a wedding ring
My honey my baby don't put my love upon no shelf
She said don't hand no lines and keep your hands to yourself

Cruel baby, baby, baby why do you treat me this way
You know I'm still your loverboy, I still feel the same way
Thats when she told me a story 'bout free milk and a cow
And said no huggy no kissy until I get a wedding vow
My honey my baby don't put my love upon no shelf
She said don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself

You see I wanted her real bad and I was about to give in
Well that's when she started talkin' about true love, started talkin' about sin
I said honey I'll live with you for the rest of my life
She said no huggy no kissy until you make me your wife
My honey my baby don't put my love on no shelf
She said don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself


I'll be singing this all day now.

[JDidGirl]

Been working on Radar Love for a band I've started playing with and have had to go over the chorus part about 150 times...so sick of Radar Love. Golden Earring is the true Devil!

But you are doing so well with it. I felt the same about Purple Rain the 200th time I heard you practice it... but again, it sounds great now!

[Quintessence]

That ding-dang song by Tracy Morgan posted by Captain Worley on another thread today!

Originally posted by Captain Worley:
Rocket! I'm riding a rocket! I'm packing my suitcase! So look out mooooooon!

Thanks Worley! Thanks a whole heck of a lot!
...Dang! Somebody, anybody, please save me. Another song, anything,...pleeeeeze.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2008/06/scaretactics3.jpg

[swampfox]

Ha, Ha, Ha! You and me,
Little brown jug how I love thee!

[Captain Worley]

That ding-dang song by Tracy Morgan posted by Captain Worley on another thread today!

I know. It just sticks, doesn't it?



Thanks Worley! Thanks a whole heck of a lot!


Anytime!

Rocket! I'm riding a rocket! I'm packing my suitcase! So look out mooooooon!

[Quintessence]

I know. It just sticks, doesn't it?



Anytime!

Rocket! I'm riding a rocket! I'm packing my suitcase! So look out mooooooon!
Dang it, Worley! Sometimes you can be so mean!

Maaaaake it stop! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeze! It's driving me insane!

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[swampfox]

What's Worley's complexion like?

[swampfox]

I was surprised at the remark, that's all. The reference was clear.

"What's" is short for "what is", not "what does", in my experience.

[Quintessence]

Sorry Swampfox. I was just kidding around in both instances. If you want me to, I will go back and delete it. I really didn't mean any harm. I apologize.

[Quintessence]

I'm going to go ahead and delete both posts. They are just silly jokes that are unimportant and definitely not worth upsetting anyone or hurting anyone's feelings.

[swampfox]

I apologize as well. It's just that when we last left this subject it didn't seem to be worked out yet. And I am on edge (which is certainly not your fault) for a number of reasons, the least of which was the craziness that went on in some other threads today. I just hate all of the lying that's going on in politics these days, and amazingly not just by politicians this time! And I hate much worse that so many good people are either falling for it or being victimized by it. When it comes my way, as it did in that other thread, it's not my way to let it pass. When they start using children and old folks to make political gains, they have screwed themselves because the time comes quickly when decent folks have no choice but to stand up and say "NO MORE".

I have put the hopeless cases, the unreachable robots, on my ignore list, something that some look down upon but it does make for a better experience all around when you don't have to wade through the hog pen in order to participate in a discussion. It's a small list.

I will say one thing, and this is nothing but a fault of mine. When people know me they know that I don't intend any harm to anybody (anybody who hasn't earned it, I could easily pull the switch on adults who harm children, as an extreme example). I expect those people to remember that and to know that if I say something that might be taken two ways, that I should get the benefit of the doubt at least pending clarification. My fault, my shortcoming in this is that I sometimes assume too much. I assume that people know me who really don't know me, and I go too far in expecting tolerance from them, and I get hurt feelings when I don't get that tolerance. This is nobody's problem but mine.

But this was not the case in those other threads in which the discussions were about children and old folks. I have no tolerance for those that would harm either, even when it's out of ignorance or a desperate need to please their perceived "community" or whatever. There must be no tolerance for that. What I see in the media these days, with the controlled mobs disrupting public meetings and this thing today with parents who would take their kids out of school to keep them from hearing the president of the United States both scares and angers me at the same time. When any crap like that comes up in my presence I will oppose it with all my strength until either I or they have no choice but to cut it out. We are better people than that. We just don't seem to know it, many of us, not when there are extremely capable manipulators out there doing our country as much wrong as any enemy force has ever been able to do by artfully spreading lies. If anybody is offended by it, I wish it were not so but in the end, so be it. Principles, once adopted for the right reasons, are not negotiable.

And do I screw up in other ways sometimes? Of course, just like everybody else. But let none mistake my meaning in matters of conscience. I'll fight back as long as I'm able.

[Captain Worley]

I'm going to go ahead and delete both posts. They are just silly jokes that are unimportant and definitely not worth upsetting anyone or hurting anyone's feelings.

FWIW, I saw the jokes and I thought they were`pretty funny. Didn't really need to be deleted.

[swampfox]

I agree. Didn't need to be deleted. There seems to be a message going on here today that nobody is willing to make clear. I'll be glad to respond to it when I know what it is.

[Captain Worley]

I agree. Didn't need to be deleted. There seems to be a message going on here today that nobody is willing to make clear. I'll be glad to respond to it when I know what it is.

I think what happened is there are different responses based on who posted the comment. If it had been me making the same jokes, I don't really think you'd have posted:


What's Worley's complexion like?


I was surprised at the remark, that's all. The reference was clear.

"What's" is short for "what is", not "what does", in my experience.

The responses were pretty snippy to what were some pretty funny jokes.

[swampfox]

If you take this out of context, the meaning is completely different. There has been an ongoing series of posts, some of which were pretty ugly AND uncalled for. I accept responsibility for what I've said. I see no value in referencing really ugly posts with ambiguous and, on their own, innocent-sounding jokes. I guess all I can say is that I wouldn't have done it.

[Captain Worley]

The jokes were innocent. The point is, they'd have been considered that had I posted them.

[swampfox]

They probably would. And I don't think you would have made the original posts that referenced them either. That was the whole point.

[Captain Worley]

I'd have made them if I'd thought of 'em.

[swampfox]

Then I expect that you would have taken responsibility for them.

[Captain Worley]

Huh? They're jokes.

[swampfox]

I, and hopefully most people, take responsibility for everything they say. I don't see how "jokes" are exceptions.

I'm not saying that the latter jokes were horrible. I recommended against deleting them. But I did note that the reference was clear to some previous posts that were not in the least bit funny. Shameful, in fact. I think you would have owned up to that. I would have, if I had made such a mistake.

[Captain Worley]

But I did note that the reference was clear to some previous posts that were not in the least bit funny. Shameful, in fact.

The refernce was to you saying people disliked Obama because because of his complexion. A statement that cheesed off a lot of people.

http://www.friendsofsc.com/forums/showpost.php?p=115141&postcount=9

That was what the jokes referred to. Are you saying your statement was unfunny and shameful?

[swampfox]

If you look back at what I wrote I clearly said at the beginning that while I could not know the heart of any individual there was no doubt that a lot of the negative reaction to Obama by large groups (particularly in this part of the country) had a lot to do with his complexion. If the contention is that THAT is not true, I say that that contention is awfully naive. I know, and have expressed, that I'm well aware that NO democrat would be popular in our region, but that the sudden rabid interest in THIS president by people who had never shown much interest in politics one way or the other was pretty telling. I did not intend for any individual to take this personally, I'm surprised that they did, and if this is going to be held against me then so be it. We do ourselves no favors by denying things like this. I'd like to see us resolve to do something about it, like maybe making affirmative statements that we do not approve of racism on ANYBODY'S part, regardless of politics or their own race. Lord knows, having worked for Richland School District One I had my fill of black racism at its worst. It is no better or no worse than any other kind.

I'd be glad to discuss this in a mature and civil manner, but I'm not playing the baiting game.

[swampfox]

I also have to note that I was not the only person who thought that there was widespread race-based negative judgement of Obama, but of course I am the easy target. You'll always have the Lexington posse.

[Captain Worley]

Are you saying your statement was unfunny and shameful?


I'd be glad to discuss this in a mature and civil manner, but I'm not playing the baiting game.

OK, I guess I was baiting with the last sentence.

But, you have to admit, the post wasn't referncing an unfunny and shameful post, as you said in #134. It was only about that complexion comment. Nothing more.

[Quintessence]

Thank you for being a friend

Traveled down the road and back again

your heart is true you're a pal and a confidant


I'm not ashamed to say

I hope it always will stay this way

My hat is off, won't you stand up and take a bow


And if you threw a party

Invited everyone you knew

You would see, the biggest gift would be for me

and the card attached would say,

Thank you for being a friend


Thank you for being a friend

Thank you for being a friend

Thank you for being a friend


If it's a car you lack

I'd surely buy you a cadillac

Whatever you need, anytime of the day or night


I'm not ashamed to say

I hope it always will stay this way

My hat is off, won't you stand up and take a bow


And when we both get older

With walking canes and hair of gray

Have no fear, even though it's hardly here

I will stand real close and say,

Thank you for being a friend


(I want to thank you)

Thank you for being a friend

(I want to thank you)

Thank you for being a friend

(I want to thank you)

Thank you for being a friend

(I want to thank you)

Let me tell you bout a friend

(I want to thank you)

Thank you for being a friend

(I want to thank you)

Thank you for being a friend

(I want to thank you)

Thank you for being a friend


And when we die, and float away

I'll see you there, and once again

Thank you for being a


Thank you for being a friend

(I want to thank you)

Thank you for being a friend

(I want to thank you)

Thank you for being a friend

(I want to thank you)

Thank you for being a friend

Whoa, tell you about a friend

(Thank you right now, for being a friend)

Thank you for being a friend

(I wanna tell you right now, and tell you again)

Thank you for being a friend

(I wanna thank you, thank you, for being a friend)

Thank you for being a friend

[RocDocsWife]

Thank you for being a friend

Traveled down the road and back again

your heart is true you're a pal and a confidant


I'm not ashamed to say

I hope it always will stay this way

My hat is off, won't you stand up and take a bow


And if you threw a party

Invited everyone you knew

You would see, the biggest gift would be for me

and the card attached would say,

Thank you for being a friend


Thank you for being a friend

Thank you for being a friend

Thank you for being a friend


If it's a car you lack

I'd surely buy you a cadillac

Whatever you need, anytime of the day or night


I'm not ashamed to say

I hope it always will stay this way

My hat is off, won't you stand up and take a bow


And when we both get older

With walking canes and hair of gray

Have no fear, even though it's hardly here

I will stand real close and say,

Thank you for being a friend


(I want to thank you)

Thank you for being a friend

(I want to thank you)

Thank you for being a friend

(I want to thank you)

Thank you for being a friend

(I want to thank you)

Let me tell you bout a friend

(I want to thank you)

Thank you for being a friend

(I want to thank you)

Thank you for being a friend

(I want to thank you)

Thank you for being a friend


And when we die, and float away

I'll see you there, and once again

Thank you for being a


Thank you for being a friend

(I want to thank you)

Thank you for being a friend

(I want to thank you)

Thank you for being a friend

(I want to thank you)

Thank you for being a friend

Whoa, tell you about a friend

(Thank you right now, for being a friend)

Thank you for being a friend

(I wanna tell you right now, and tell you again)

Thank you for being a friend

(I wanna thank you, thank you, for being a friend)

Thank you for being a friend

Lovin this! Q, you are totally awsome!

[Captain Worley]

Ooo. you make me live
whatever this world can give to me
It's you, you're all I see
Ooo, you make me live now honey
Ooo, you make me live
You're the best friend
that I ever had
I've been with you such a long time
You're my sunshine
And I want you to know
That my feelings are true
I really love you
You're my best friend
Ooo, you make me live
I've been wandering round
But I still come back to you
In rain or shine
You've stood by me girl
I'm happy, happy at home
You're my best friend.
You're the first one
When things turn out bad
You know I'll never be lonely
You're my only one
And I love
The things that you do
You're my best friend
Ooo, you make me live.
I'm happy, happy at home
You're my best friend
You're my best friend
Ooo, you make me live
You, you're my best friend.

[RocDocsWife]

Ooo. you make me live
whatever this world can give to me
It's you, you're all I see
Ooo, you make me live now honey
Ooo, you make me live
You're the best friend
that I ever had
I've been with you such a long time
You're my sunshine
And I want you to know
That my feelings are true
I really love you
You're my best friend
Ooo, you make me live
I've been wandering round
But I still come back to you
In rain or shine
You've stood by me girl
I'm happy, happy at home
You're my best friend.
You're the first one
When things turn out bad
You know I'll never be lonely
You're my only one
And I love
The things that you do
You're my best friend
Ooo, you make me live.
I'm happy, happy at home
You're my best friend
You're my best friend
Ooo, you make me live
You, you're my best friend.

Another good one! thanks CW......And thanks for not reaming my butt on the other threads because I made a few "rabbit" comments.

[Captain Worley]

What IS the deal with the rabbit comments?

[Captain Worley]

They played this at the end of a Cold Case episode. Amazing song. Kind of eerie. Got stuck in my head. (sorry I posted it in the other thread and moved it...I got the wrong one by accident :( )

Hard to believe it was done by the same guy who did The Future (which was in Natural Born Killers).

Hallelujah – Leonard Cohen (from Leonard Cohen Live in Concert)

I've heard there was a secret chord
that David played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, Do you?
It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth
The minor Fall, The major lift,
The baffled king composing, hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Your faith was strong but you needed proof
You saw her bathing on the roof
Her beauty in the moonlight overthrew you
She tied you to a kitchen chair, she broke your throne
she cut your hair and from your lips she drew the halleujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Maybe I've been here before
I know this room, I've walked this floor
I used to live alone before I knew you
I've seen your flag on the marble arch
love is not a victory march
it's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah

There was a time you let me know
What's real and going on below
but now you never show it to me, do you?
And remember when I moved in you
the holy dove was moving too
And every breath we drew was Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Maybe there's a God above
And all I ever learned from love
Was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
It's not a cry you can hear at night
It's not somebody who's seen the light
it's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah…

[JDidGirl]

Well, Captain... thanks bunches for the confusion as to which thread you wanted this to be on... moving it kind of messed me up... but I'm with ya now... anyway... what I was sayin' was...

Hallelujah is a great song... but actually better when performed by someone other than Leonard Cohen.

[Quintessence]

Plasticville by Justin Timberlake on SNL

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9JIK7lI8Zj0/SgyTbogRGKI/AAAAAAAABFM/iY6DaY0ksew/s400/NUP_135182_0065.JPG (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9JIK7lI8Zj0/SgyTbogRGKI/AAAAAAAABFM/iY6DaY0ksew/s1600-h/NUP_135182_0065.JPG)

Justin Timberlake wins Emmy for guest host on SNL! Much deserved! That guy is absolutely hilarious! Roll in the floor hilarious! When he hosts SNL, the entire show, …seriously, all evening, the show is great! If you haven’t seen an SNL hosted by Timberlake, you're really missing something! You will probably be surprised.

Justin Timberlake does a fantastic job in the digital shorts with Andy Samberg as well. Not all of the digital shorts are great, but most of them caused me to laugh out loud, especially those w/ JT. One of my other favorite shorts is performed by Natalie Portman and Andy Samberg.

My next favorite host for SNL is Alec Baldwin!

Anyway, I had to post this nonsense in hopes of relieving my mind of that ding-dang Plasticville song! Whew! I certainly hope that posting this cures that affliction. Hilarious song, but you don't really want to wake up to it in the morning and revisit it throughout the day.... I'm just sayin'!

Again, Justin Timberlake is awesome on SNL! I think he has found his niche!

[Captain Worley]

You know, I never thought I would ever say this, but the guy was REALLY funny on SNL.

Natalie Raps was probably the best Digital Sort so far.

[Captain Worley]

I'm sure someone is taking great pleasure at getting this head stuck in my head. At least it has a happy beat to it.

You can run, you can hide, but you can't escape my love
You can run, you can hide, but you can't escape my love

Here's how it goes
You and me, up and down
But MAYBE this time we'll get it right
Worth a fight
'Cause love is something you cant SHARE
When it breaks (When it breaks)
All it takes is some tryin'

If you feel like leaving
I'm not gonna BEG YOU TO stay
'Cause soon you'll be finding
You can run, you can hide
But you can't escape my love
You can run, you can hide
But you can't escape my love

So, if you go
You should know (you should know)
It's hard to just forget the past
So fast
It was good (it was good)
It was bad but it was real
And that's all you have
In the end our love matters (Oh no no no yeah)

If you feel like leaving
I'm not gonna BEG YOU TO (I won't BEG YOU TO stay)
Cuz soon you'll be finding
You can run, you can hide
But you can't escape my love
You can run, you can hide
But you can't escape my love

(You can run, you can run)
(You can hide, you can hide)
But you can't escape my love (my love)

You can run (you can run)
You can hide (you can hide)
But you can't escape my love

Here's how it goes
All it takes is some tryin' (Baby you can run)

If you feel like leavin'
I'm not gonna beg you to stay (I won't beg you to stay)
Cuz soon you'll be finding (you'll be finding)
You can run, you can hide
But you can't escape my love (Can't escape my love)

If you feel like leavin'
I'm not gonna beg you to stay (You can't escape my love)
Cuz soon you'll be finding
You can run, you can hide,
But you can't escape my love

You can run
You can run
You can run (Baby you can run, baby you can hide)
You can run (But you can't escape my love)
You can run (Baby you can run, baby you can hide)
You can run (But you can't escape my love)
You can run (Baby you can run, baby you can hide)
You can run (But you can't escape my love)
You can run
You can run

You can run, you can hide
But you can't escape my love

You can run, you can hide
But you can't escape my love

[Quintessence]

You can ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uhuuuuuuuun...
You can ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuun-uhuuuuuuuun...
You can ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uhuuuuuuuun...
(Baby you can run, baby you can hide)
You can ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uhuuuuuuuun...
(But you can't escape my love)
You can ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uhuuuuuuuun...
(Baby you can run, baby you can hide)
You can ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uhuuuuuuuun...
(But you can't escape my love)
You can ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uhuuuuuuuun...
(Baby you can run, baby you can hide)
You can ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uhuuuuuuuun...
(But you can't escape my love)
You can ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uhuuuuuuuun...
You can ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uhuuuuuuuun...

You can run, you can hide
But you can't escape my love

You can run, you can hide
But you can't escape my love...

Aaaaah...
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/48/81/enrique_iglesias_2.0.0.0x0.420x317.jpeg
Ain't nobody runnin'! :rolleyes:

You can ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uhuuuuuuuun...
(But you can't escape my love)
You can ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uhuuuuuuuun...
You can ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uhuuuuuuuun...

You can run, you can hide
But you can't escape my love

;) tee hee hee...

[Captain Worley]

<covers ears> NANANANA I can't hear you!!!

[Quintessence]

<covers ears> NANANANA I can't hear you!!!
__________________
Captain Worley
Navy collier, USS Cyclops

ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uhuuuuuuuun... <shrill>
ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uhuuuuuuuun... <shriller>

ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uhuuuuuuuun... <shriller>
ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uhuuuuuuuun... <shrillest>
:-D

[Captain Worley]

Rocket!
I'm riding a rocket!
I'm packin' my suitcase!
So watch out mooooon!

[Quintessence]

^ Boo! ;p

[Captain Worley]

:)

[Quintessence]

:)
http://i38.tinypic.com/2exqbtg.jpg

[BTDT]

Little River Band
"Reminiscing"

Friday night,
It was late,
I was walking you home
We got down to the gate,
And I was dreaming of the night.
Would it turn out right.
How to tell you girl,
I wanna build my world around you.
Tell you that it's true.
I wanna make you understand
I'm talkin' about a lifetime plan

That's the way it began,
We were hand in hand.
Glenn Miller's Band
Was better than before.
We yelled and screamed for more
And the Porter tunes, (Night and Day)
Made us dance across the room
It ended all too soon
And on the way back home
I promised you'd never be alone
Hurry, don't be late,
I can hardly wait,
I said to myself when we're old
We'll go dancing in the dark
Walking through the park
And reminiscing
Friday night,
It was late,
I was walking you home
We got down to the gate,
And I was dreaming of the night.
Would it turn out right.
Now as the years roll on,
Each time we hear our favorite song,
The memories come along.
Older times we're missing
Spending the hours reminiscing
Hurry, don't be late.
I can hardly wait,
I said to myself when we're old
We'll go dancing in the dark,
Walking through the park,
And reminiscing.

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(http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DvoQWlL-jj5Q&ei=pRDMSuyvDd6OtgfdhIHqAQ&sa=X&oi=video_result&resnum=12&ct=thumbnail&usg=AFQjCNHHcGm8h2l7Abrdl8AgFeKef97ARQ)REMINISCING , The Little River Band (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voQWlL-jj5Q)http://www.friendsofsc.com/forums/sacore:green.gif (http://www.siteadvisor.com/sites/youtube.com?premium=false&client_uid=3098162114&client_ver=3.0.1.147&client_type=IEPlugin&suite=true&aff_id=0-454&locale=en_us&os_ver=5.1.3.0)
4 min 18 sec
www.youtube.com (http://www.youtube.com)

Good song for walking in the park or parking at the park.

[Quintessence]

^ How beautiful and romantic..., and it does bring back memories. I enjoyed that. Thanks, BTDT!

[ZooFuzz]

http://www.pandora.com/?tc=l-005399-0152-1149#/playlist/why/first


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Since going to Windows 7, I just discovered this site. It's really good.

[ZooFuzz]

Tweeter and the Monkey Man were hard up for cash
They stayed up all night selling cocaine and hash
To an undercover cop who had a sister named Jan
For reasons unexplained she loved the Monkey Man

Tweeter was a boy scout before she went to Vietnam
And found out the hard way nobody gives a damn
They knew that they found freedom just across the Jersey Line
So they hopped into a stolen car, took Highway 99

And the walls came down, all the way to hell
Never saw them when they're standing, never saw them when they fell

The undercover cop never liked the Monkey Man
Even back in childhood he wanted to see him in the can
Jan got married at fourteen to a racketeer named Bill
She made secret calls to the Monkey Man from a mansion on the hill

It was out on Thunder Road, Tweeter at the wheel
They crashed into paradise, they could hear them tires squeal
The undercover cop pulled up and said "Everyone of you's a liar
If you don't surrender now, it's gonna go down to the wire

And the walls came down, all the way to hell
Never saw them when they're standing, never saw them when they fell

An ambulance rolled up, a state trooper close behind
Tweeter took his gun away and messed up his mind
The undercover cop was left tied up to a tree
Near the souvenir stand by the old abandoned factory

Next day the undercover cop was hot in pursuit
He was taking the whole thing personal, he didn't care about the loot
Jan had told him many times it was you to me who taught
In Jersey anything's legal as long as you don't get caught

And the walls came down, all the way to hell
Never saw them when they're standing, never saw them when they fell

Someplace by Rahway Prison they ran out of gas
The undercover cop had cornered them said "Boy, you didn't think that this could last"
Jan jumped out of the bed, said "There's someplace I gotta go"
She took a gun out of the drawer and said "It's best if you don't know"

The undercover cop was found face down in a field
The monkey man was on the river bridge using Tweeter as a shield
Jan said to the Monkey Man, "I'm not fooled by Tweeter's curl
I knew him long before he ever became a Jersey girl"

And the walls came down, all the way to hell
Never saw them when they're standing, never saw them when they fell

Now the town of Jersey City is quieting down again
I'm sitting in a gambling club called the Lion's Den
The TV set been blown up, every bit of it is gone
Ever since the nightly news show that the Monkey Man was on

I guess I'll go to Florida and get myself some sun
There ain't no more opportunity here, everything's been done
Sometime I think of Tweeter, sometime I think of Jan
Sometime I don't think about nothing but the Monkey Man

And the walls came down, all the way to hell
Never saw them when they're standing, never saw them when they fell

And the walls came down, all the way to hell
Never saw them when they're standing, never saw them when they fell

[Captain Worley]

Pancho and Lefty-Willie Nelson

Livin on the road my friend, is gonna keep you free and clean
Now you wear your skin like iron
Your breath as hard as kerosene
You weren't your momma's only boy, but her favorite one it seems
She began to cry when you said goodbye
And sank into your dreams
Pancho was a bandit boy, his horse was fast as polished steel
He wore his gun outside his pants
For all the honest world to feel
Pancho met his match you know on the deserts down in Mexico
Nobody heard his dyin words, ah but that's the way it goes

All the Federales say, they could've had him any day
They only let him slip away, out of kindness I suppose

Lefty he can't sing the blues all night long like he used to
The dust that Pancho bit down south ended up in Lefty's mouth
The day they laid poor Pancho low, Lefty split for Ohio
Where he got the bread to go, there ain't nobody knows

All the Federales say, they could've had him any day
They only let him slip away out of kindness I suppose

The boys tell how old Pancho fell, and Lefty's livin in cheap hotels
The desert's quiet, Cleveland's cold
And so the story ends we're told
Pancho needs your prayers it's true, but save a few for Lefty too
He only did what he had to do, and now he's growing old

All the Federales say, they could've had him any day
They only let him go so long, out of kindness I suppose

A few gray Federales say, they could've had him any day
They only let him go so long, out of kindness I suppose

[JDidGirl]

Meet Me In Montana - Dan Seals & Maria Osmond
(okay... I totally admit it... this is one of my favorite songs ever... I just love her voice... this song is my guilty pleasure)

Dan:
Wrote my whole life down in an old book,
Songs about you and me.
Been singing to every soul in Tennessee.
Nobody seems to listen,
No one ever smiles the way that you do.
So I guess you never hear me on the radio,
And I'd give up this crazy dream of mine to hold you once more.

Both:
Won't you meet me in Montana.
I wanna see the mountains in your eyes.
Woah, woah, I had all of this life I can handle.
Meet me underneath that big Montana sky.

Marie:
I left home for Hollywood.
Lookin' for a part to play.
Well you always said I had such a pretty face.
But, I guess I'm not that pretty,
'Cause no one looks at me the way you do.
Well you'll always be a movie star to me.
Darlin' now I guess it's time that I let go of that dream.

Both:
Won't you meet me in Montana
I wanna see the mountains your eyes.
Woah, Woah I had all of this life I can handle
Meet me underneath that big Montana sky.

Well were stuck here in these hills that they call mountains.

Darlin' back home in your arms is right where I want to be.

Won't you meet me in Montana
I wanna see the mountains your eyes.
Woah, Woah I had all of this life I can handle
Meet me underneath that big Montana sky.

[RocDocsWife]

Meet Me In Montana - Dan Seals & Maria Osmond
(okay... I totally admit it... this is one of my favorite songs ever... I just love her voice... this song is my guilty pleasure)

Dan:
Wrote my whole life down in an old book,
Songs about you and me.
Been singing to every soul in Tennessee.
Nobody seems to listen,
No one ever smiles the way that you do.
So I guess you never hear me on the radio,
And I'd give up this crazy dream of mine to hold you once more.

Both:
Won't you meet me in Montana.
I wanna see the mountains in your eyes.
Woah, woah, I had all of this life I can handle.
Meet me underneath that big Montana sky.

Marie:
I left home for Hollywood.
Lookin' for a part to play.
Well you always said I had such a pretty face.
But, I guess I'm not that pretty,
'Cause no one looks at me the way you do.
Well you'll always be a movie star to me.
Darlin' now I guess it's time that I let go of that dream.

Both:
Won't you meet me in Montana
I wanna see the mountains your eyes.
Woah, Woah I had all of this life I can handle
Meet me underneath that big Montana sky.

Well were stuck here in these hills that they call mountains.

Darlin' back home in your arms is right where I want to be.

Won't you meet me in Montana
I wanna see the mountains your eyes.
Woah, Woah I had all of this life I can handle
Meet me underneath that big Montana sky.

Thanks, I needed that.....:)

[cuebald]

This one was actually written by Townes van Zandt. Steve Earle said of Townes that he "...would stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in his cowboy boots and tell him that Townes van Zandt was the greatest songwriter who ever lived". One man's opinion, sure, but it is also a fact that Dylan tracked Townes down and asked him to play a few songs for him.

Here is the original:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQQUgxGHxUM




Pancho and Lefty-Willie Nelson

Livin on the road my friend, is gonna keep you free and clean
Now you wear your skin like iron
Your breath as hard as kerosene
You weren't your momma's only boy, but her favorite one it seems
She began to cry when you said goodbye
And sank into your dreams
Pancho was a bandit boy, his horse was fast as polished steel
He wore his gun outside his pants
For all the honest world to feel
Pancho met his match you know on the deserts down in Mexico
Nobody heard his dyin words, ah but that's the way it goes

All the Federales say, they could've had him any day
They only let him slip away, out of kindness I suppose

Lefty he can't sing the blues all night long like he used to
The dust that Pancho bit down south ended up in Lefty's mouth
The day they laid poor Pancho low, Lefty split for Ohio
Where he got the bread to go, there ain't nobody knows

All the Federales say, they could've had him any day
They only let him slip away out of kindness I suppose

The boys tell how old Pancho fell, and Lefty's livin in cheap hotels
The desert's quiet, Cleveland's cold
And so the story ends we're told
Pancho needs your prayers it's true, but save a few for Lefty too
He only did what he had to do, and now he's growing old

All the Federales say, they could've had him any day
They only let him go so long, out of kindness I suppose

A few gray Federales say, they could've had him any day
They only let him go so long, out of kindness I suppose

[Captain Worley]

Steve Earle is quite a character. Loved Copperhead Road.

[ZooFuzz]

Down here on the farm the weather gets messy
Laying around with nothin' to do
When you went away, you took my cow Bessie
I miss her darling, more than I miss you

You took off your leg, your wig and your eye glass
And you shoud've seen the look on my face
I wanted to kiss, I wanted to hug you
But you were scattered all over the place

Chorus:
Where, where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over,
And thought I found true love.
You met another and
Phht! you were gone.

I know that you loved me, here's my way of knowing
The proofs hanging out right there on the line
When I see the snow and feel the wind blowing
Your nighties hugging them long johns of mine

The noises you made at our supper table
Your habits, my dear, were surely absurd
But how many times do I have to tell you
Soup is a dish to be seen and not heard

Chorus:
Where, oh where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over,
And thought I found true love.
You met another and
Phht! you were gone.

Remember you phoned me a-sobbin' and cryin'
The dog bit your maw, and drug her around
You said she looked pale and thought she was dying
I said "Don't worry, I'll buy a new hound."

I had six kids and you had eleven
And we had a boy, and they grew like flowers
I wish you'd come back, without you ain't heaven
'Cause your kids and my kids are beatin' up ours

Chorus:
Where, oh where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over,
And thought I found true love.
You met another and
Phht! you were gone

I searched the world over,
And thought I found true love.
You met another and
Phht! you were gone...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0Z9MPnlm_0&NR=1

[Quintessence]

Down here on the farm the weather gets messy
Laying around with nothin' to do
When you went away, you took my cow Bessie
I miss her darling, more than I miss you

You took off your leg, your wig and your eye glass
And you shoud've seen the look on my face
I wanted to kiss, I wanted to hug you
But you were scattered all over the place

Chorus:
Where, where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over,
And thought I found true love.
You met another and
Phht! you were gone.

I know that you loved me, here's my way of knowing
The proofs hanging out right there on the line
When I see the snow and feel the wind blowing
Your nighties hugging them long johns of mine

The noises you made at our supper table
Your habits, my dear, were surely absurd
But how many times do I have to tell you
Soup is a dish to be seen and not heard

Chorus:
Where, oh where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over,
And thought I found true love.
You met another and
Phht! you were gone.

Remember you phoned me a-sobbin' and cryin'
The dog bit your maw, and drug her around
You said she looked pale and thought she was dying
I said "Don't worry, I'll buy a new hound."

I had six kids and you had eleven
And we had a boy, and they grew like flowers
I wish you'd come back, without you ain't heaven
'Cause your kids and my kids are beatin' up ours

Chorus:
Where, oh where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over,
And thought I found true love.
You met another and
Phht! you were gone

I searched the world over,
And thought I found true love.
You met another and
Phht! you were gone...


Hee Haw! ...and this part,
You took off your leg, your wig and your eye glass reminds me of Flannery O'Connor.

[Quintessence]

Songs that get stuck in your head...

Why Can't We Be Friends - War

Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends

I seen ya around for a long long time
I really remember you when you drank my wine

Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends

I'd seen ya walkin' down in Chinatown
I called ya but you could not look around

Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends

I pay my money to the welfare line
I see ya standing in it every time

Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends

The color of your skin don't matter to me
As long as we can live in harmony

Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends

I'd kinda' like to be the president
So I could show you how your money's spent

Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends

Sometimes I don't speak right
But yet I know what I'm talking about

Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends

I know you're working for the CIA
They wouldn't have you in the mafia

Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends

Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends

Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends

Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
[fade]

[Quintessence]

Great Day to Whoop Somebody's A$$

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLYrBxmAaso

Thanks again! ; ) Still enjoying it from time to time...over and over. : )

Red Neck Woman
Gretchen Wilson



Well, I ain't never been the Barbie doll type
No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip
'cause I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah
Victoria's Secret, well their stuff's real nice
But I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy, just as sexy as those models on TV
I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me
Well, you might think I'm trashy, a little too hardcore
But in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah
Hell yeah, hell yeah
Hell yeah
I said hell yeah!


Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)
Beyonce

Keep Your Hands To Yourself
Georgia Satellites

[ZooFuzz]

It's poetry in motion
She turned her tender eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
Mmm - but she blinded me with science
"She blinded me with science!"
And failed me in biology

When I'm dancing close to her
"Blinding me with science - science!"
I can smell the chemicals
"Blinding me with science - science!"
"Science!"
"Science!"

Mmm - but it's poetry in motion
And when she turned her eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
Mmm - but she blinded me with science
And failed me in geometry

When she's dancing next to me
"Blinding me with science - science!"
"Science!"
I can hear machinery
"Blinding me with science - science!"
"Science!"

It's poetry in motion
And now she's making love to me
The spheres're in commotion
The elements in harmony
She blinded me with science
"She blinded me with science!"
And hit me with technology

"Good heavens Miss Sakamoto - you're beautiful!"
I -
I don't believe it!
There she goes again!
She's tidied up, and I can't find anything!
All my tubes and wires
And careful notes
And antiquated notions

But! - it's poetry in motion
And when she turned her eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
Mmm - but she blinded me with science
"She blinded me with - with science!"
She blinded me with -


I heard this the other night on "Eureka", good show!

[Quintessence]

This song has been stuck in my head...well, in spurts ever since the hot chocolate guy on the News of the Weird thread.

You Sexy Thing ~ Hot Chocolate

I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy thing
I believe in miracles
Since you came along
You sexy thing

Miracles right before my eyes
You sexy thing got me hypnotised
Don't stop what ya' doing
What ya' doing to me
My angel from above lying next to me
How did ya' know that I'd be the one
Been a long time coming only just begun
Doing all the things that makes my heart sing
Keep doing what you're doing you sexy thing

How did ya' know I needed you so badly
How did ya' know I gave my heart gladly
Yesterday I was one of a lonely people
Now you're lying next to me
Making love to me

I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy thing
You sexy thing
I believe in miracles
Since you came along
You sexy thing

Only yesterday I was on my own
Just another day later my mind was blown
You sexy thing come into my life
Forever and a day it feels so right

How did ya' know that I'd be the one
Been a long time coming only just begun
Doing all the things that makes my heart sing
Keep doing what you're doing you sexy thing
How did ya' know I needed you so badly
How did ya' know I gave my heart gladly
Yesterday I was one of a lonely people
Now you're lying next to me
Making love to me

I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy thing
You sexy thing
I believe in miracles
Since you came along
You sexy thing

Kiss me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing

Touch me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing

Kiss me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing

Touch me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing

Kiss me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing

Touch me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing

Kiss me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing

Touch me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing

You sexy thing


^Not exactly how I remember it, but...something like that (maybe exactly like that).

[ZooFuzz]

Cotton Eye Joe (http://www.lyricsondemand.com/onehitwonders/cottoneyejoelyrics.html)Rednex (http://www.lyricsondemand.com/onehitwonders/cottoneyejoelyrics.html)



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If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe

If It hadn't Been For Cotton Eyed Joe
I'd Been Married a long Time Ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe

He brought a disaster wherever he went
The hearts of the girls were to hell, broken sent.
They all ran away so nobody would know
and left only men 'cause of Cotton-Eye Joe

(Yee-Haw)

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
where did you come from Cotton-eye Joe


If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe


If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe

He brought disaster wherever he went
The hearts of the girls were to hell, broken sent.
They all ran away so nobody would know
and left only men 'cause of Cotton-Eye Joe

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe


If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe


If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe


If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe


If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsDmjg9IW8o

[Quintessence]

Previous post by ZooFuzz on the Great Songs thread:
http://www.friendsofsc.com/forums/showpost.php?p=145028&postcount=228

^ Cool post, Z! I guess that is why Worley is able to constantly and heartlessly torture me with that What, What song/video! Worley! He's an evil man, I tell you! Evil! Just plain evil!

Below is another that gets stuck in my head, but at least it has such a happy little beat...; topic is funny, too.



Taylor Swift's SNL Monologue Song (La la la)


I like glitter and sparkly dresses
But I'm not gonna talk about that
In my monologue
I like baking and things that smell like winter
But I'm not gonna talk about that
In my monologue

La la la,
La la la

I like writing songs about douch-bags who cheat on me
But I'm not gonna say that
In my monologue
I like writing their names into songs
So that they're ashamed to go in public
But I'm not gonna say that
In my monologue

La la,
La la la la la
This is my musical monologue!

You might think I'd bring up Joe
That guy who broke up with me on the phone
But I'm not gonna mention him *rolls eyes*
In my monologue
[Spoken:]
Hey Joe, I'm doing real well
Tonight I'm hosting SNL
[Sings:]
But I'm not gonna write about that
In my monologue

La la la, ha ha ha
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, la la la

And if you're wondering if I might
Be dating the werewolf from Twilight
[mouths: "Hi Taylor!" giving a little wave and blows a kiss into the camera and a wink]
I'm not gonna comment on that
In my monologue

La la,
La la la la la
This is my musical monologue

[looks around]

You might be expecting me to say
Something bad about Kanye
And how he ran up on the stage
And ruined my VMA monologue
[Breathes and sighs...smiles]

But there's nothing more to say
Cause every thing's okay
I've got security lining the stage [security (dark suits/sunglasses) suddenly surround her with photos of Kanye.]

It's my SNL monologue
La la,
La la la la la
This is my SNL monologue

La la,
La la la la la
That was my SNL monologue



Read more: http://www.metrolyrics.com/monologue-song-lyrics-taylor-swift.html#ixzz0zexn5a7X

[Captain Worley]

I guess that is why Worley is able to constantly and heartlessly torture me with that What, What song/video! Worley! He's an evil man, I tell you! Evil! Just plain evil!


I have no idea what, what you're talking about. I'm as pure as a fresh winter snow.

[JDidGirl]

I have no idea what, what you're talking about. I'm as pure as a fresh winter snow that's been pee'ed in by a pack of wild boars.

There... I fixed it for you.

[RPWeed]

There... I fixed it for you.

Damn, you beat me to it.

[Captain Worley]

Jealousy is such an ugly emotion.

[Cliff]

I think they are 'in like' with you.

[Captain Worley]

Well, I AM a likeable guy!

[RPWeed]

Well, I AM in no way a likeable guy!

Fixed it.

[ZooFuzz]

[quote=Quintessence;145243]Previous post by ZooFuzz on the Great Songs thread:
http://www.friendsofsc.com/forums/showpost.php?p=145028&postcount=228

quote]


Those were songs to keep ya'll occupided(sp) while I was out having surgery.

[Captain Worley]

Glad you are thinking of the needs of the many, ZF!

[ZooFuzz]

Glad you are thinking of the needs of the many, ZF!


Hey, what are friends for?

[Cliff]

Hey, what are friends for?
Weeelll ! !

[Quintessence]

[quote=Quintessence;145243]Previous post by ZooFuzz on the Great Songs thread:
http://www.friendsofsc.com/forums/showpost.php?p=145028&postcount=228

quote]


Those were songs to keep ya'll occupided(sp) while I was out having surgery.
Oh dude! I totally didn't get that message. I thought you were requesting these songs to be sent to you telepathically in order to expedite your recovery. Whoa, man! So sorry...sure hope you aren't consumed with the lyrics of all these songs for the next few days along with not being able to drive. You'll go stark raving mad!

[Quintessence]

Well, I AM a likeable guy!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_b1SWQUrvnQw/TCt3oZU7-XI/AAAAAAAAACs/C6cXR3ePt9g/s1600/barney-731895.jpg
forgive me... Okay, i can take it. Whatever you have for me, i can take it. Well, i hope, MR. WHAT WHAT!
I like you...you like me...da, da, da, da, da, da, da, I love you, you love me, .......

[ZooFuzz]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_b1SWQUrvnQw/TCt3oZU7-XI/AAAAAAAAACs/C6cXR3ePt9g/s1600/barney-731895.jpg
forgive me... Okay, i can take it. Whatever you have for me, i can take it. Well, i hope, MR. WHAT WHAT!
I like you...you like me...da, da, da, da, da, da, da, I love you, you love me, .......




OH RIGHTY NOW!!!!!
Couldn't sleep, went to the head, came in and turned on computer, went to this site, pull up this thread and saw this great big purple thing. GOD What a wake-up call. I could have gone all day without seeing BLARNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This pic sure as hell isn't going to help with my vision recovery. BOY, talk about being blinded by the light!!

[Captain Worley]

See, QT? Poor Zoo! Don't you feel bad, QT? Don't you?

Now Zoo is going to have to explain what happened to the doctor. I am sure your name will pop up in these discussions.

[JDidGirl]

Man, who needs caffeine to wake up when they could just look at that big, purple eyesore! I'm going to use that every day to get the wake up jolt I need. I could probably save money too... Diet Coke isn't cheap.

[JDidGirl]

One good turn deserves another... or something like that...

http://i55.tinypic.com/2qwhg5x.jpg

[Captain Worley]

http://i52.tinypic.com/k0h84l.gif

[JDidGirl]

Why does that picture make me want a burger really, really bad?

[Quintessence]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/suredieone/fc34351a.jpg
<a href="http://photobucket.com/images/barney%20die" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/suredieone/fc34351a.jpg" border="0" alt="barney die Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a>

[Captain Worley]

http://i54.tinypic.com/2lc04d3.jpg

[Quintessence]

Barney's rendition of Taylor Swift's SNL Monologue Song (La la la)

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff110/adaustin/Barney-1.gif

[Captain Worley]

What did this guy sing???
http://i51.tinypic.com/xaooxv.jpg
I seem to remember it was sooooo annoying, and could get stuck in your head.

Hmmm....what was it?

[Quintessence]

http://www.ghostofaflea.com/archives/barney.jpg

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koxzoxAySf1qzesuao1_400.jpg

http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/715000/715408_98b6_625x1000.jpg

http://www.fortunecity.com/rivendell/curse/208/images/evil_barney.jpg http://budgierealm.com/images/Evil%20Barney.gif http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/22/s_58f06d98e3c463a5e84a2ec9d6942ae6.gif

[Captain Worley]

HAHAHA...here's a good interactive kill Barney page: http://impressive.net/games/barney/fun.cgi

Could be more graphic...

[Quintessence]

What did this guy sing???
http://i51.tinypic.com/xaooxv.jpg
I seem to remember it was sooooo annoying, and could get stuck in your head.

Hmmm....what was it?

A-N-D...maybe this will get stuck in your head...ya' big meanie!


http://i51.tinypic.com/b6dm9v.jpg

BOO!

[Captain Worley]

AAAAIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!

[Quintessence]

OH RIGHTY NOW!!!!!
Couldn't sleep, went to the head, came in and turned on computer, went to this site, pull up this thread and saw this great big purple thing. GOD What a wake-up call. I could have gone all day without seeing BLARNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This pic sure as hell isn't going to help with my vision recovery. BOY, talk about being blinded by the light!!


See, QT? Poor Zoo! Don't you feel bad, QT? Don't you?

Now Zoo is going to have to explain what happened to the doctor. I am sure your name will pop up in these discussions.

I think it just goes to show that the surgery was a success.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Jr1aLRPWAfY/0.jpg

[Captain Worley]

Gosh, the last picture of Barney looked like it was coming right out the screen at me.

I shudder to think how poor Zoo was affected. I guess I'll get him a white cane for Christmas.

[Cliff]

Yeah, next he'll be seing stuff crawling on his screen.
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............................ http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p47/KE4MIV/avantwug.gif

[Captain Worley]

A bit from Maroon 5

Put your hands, all over
Put your hands all over me

[Quintessence]

Yeah, next he'll be seing stuff crawling on his screen.
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............................ http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p47/KE4MIV/avantwug.gif
^^^ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
DISGUSTING!

[Quintessence]

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y NIGHT!

http://www.rollerskatecityproshop.com/global/images/products/medium/Skate-Pom-Poms.jpg
http://www.skate-country.com/images/DSCN4768med.jpg

Monster Mash!
http://www.pbpulse.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/frankenheadphone-2-300x376.jpg

[Quintessence]

My baby does love the hanky panky... (original version)

[ZooFuzz]

http://www.rollerskatecityproshop.com/global/images/products/medium/Skate-Pom-Poms.jpg
http://www.skate-country.com/images/DSCN4768med.jpg



A place where nobody dared to go
The love that we came to know
They call it Xanadu

And now
Open your eyes and see
What we have made is real
We are in Xanadu

A million lights are dancing
And there you are
A shooting star
An everlasting world
And you're here with me
Eternally

Xanadu, Xanadu,
(now we are here)
In Xanadu
Xanadu, Xanadu,
(now we are here)
In Xanadu

Xanadu, your neon lights will shine
For you, Xanadu

The love
The echoes of long ago
You needed the world to know
They are in Xanadu

The dream
That came through a million years
That lived on through all the tears
It came to Xanadu

A million lights are dancing
And there you are
A shooting star
An everlasting world
And you're here with me
Eternally

Xanadu, Xanadu,
(now we are here)
In Xanadu
Xanadu, Xanadu,
(now we are here)
In Xanadu

Now that I'm here
Now that you're near in Xanadu
Now that I'm here
Now that you're near in Xanadu
Xanadu...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m1UWSD-FaA

[Quintessence]

^ Thatz whatI'm talkin' 'bout! Yeah, buddy! Uh-huh!

[Quintessence]

Splish Splash!

Splish Splash I was takin' a bath...

...stepped out the tub, put my feet on the floor...
...wrapped the towel around me...
and opened the door...then
splish splash I jumped back in the bath
How was I to know there was a party goin' on
splishin' n splashin'...
...movin' n grovin'...
rockin' and rollin'...

It was a Monster Mash

[Captain Worley]

You can buy a sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones sitting on a
Pedestal of abalone shell
Goin' ninety, I'm not wary
'Cause I've got my virgin Mary
Guaranteeing I won't go to Hell

[ZooFuzz]

When I get older losing my hair,
Many years from now,
Will you still be sending me a valentine
Birthday greetings bottle of wine?

If I'd been out till quarter to three
Would you lock the door,
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?

oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oooo
You'll be older too, (ah ah ah ah ah)
And if you say the word,
I could stay with you.

I could be handy mending a fuse
When your lights have gone.
You can knit a sweater by the fireside
Sunday mornings go for a ride.

Doing the garden, digging the weeds,
Who could ask for more?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?

Every summer we can rent a cottage
In the Isle of Wight, if it's not too dear
We shall scrimp and save
Grandchildren on your knee
Vera, Chuck, and Dave

Send me a postcard, drop me a line,
Stating point of view.
Indicate precisely what you mean to say
Yours sincerely, Wasting Away.

Give me your answer, fill in a form
Mine for evermore
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?

Whoo!
http://www.last.fm/music/The+Beatles/_/When+I'm+Sixty-Four

[Captain Worley]

One Hit Wonder - Everclear

loopy says he likes it up on top
yeah he knows if he ever lets go
the pretty machine
will swallow him whole

he has no fear
he has no sense of shame
he will not stop
until everybody everywhere
wants to know his name

the one hit wonder
he likes the big time
he says he wants to live the kind of life
that will make the folks back home
all bitch and whine

he knows if he ever even gets the chance
he'd sell his soul
to make the monster dance
they can't hurt you unless you let them

loopy says he sure
does like the good life
yes he knows all those women who scheme
are just pretty pictures in the pretty machine

he knows if he ever even gets to try
he will bite down hard and make the monster cry
he knows if he ever even gets the chance
he'd sell his soul to make the monster dance
they can't hurt you unless you let them

i will say it again

they can not hurt you unless you let them

loopy says he likes it up on top
he prays to god
and he hopes like hell
that the pretty machine
they will never fail

he has no fear
he doesn't really have the time
he knows that the world is in love
with the pretty machine
(oh yeah. . .the pretty machine)

the one hit wonder
he likes the big time
he wants to live the kind of life
that will make the folks back home
scream bitch and whine

he knows if he ever even gets to try
he will bite down hard and make the monster cry
he knows if he ever even gets the chance
he'd sell his soul to make the monster dance
he knows if he ever even gets to play
he will stomp like god to make the monster say

they can't hurt you unless you let them
(they can't hurt you unless you let them)
they cannot hurt you unless you let them

[Captain Worley]

I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more - The Waterboys


I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
I wake up every morning
hold my hands and pray for rain
I've got a head full of ideas
driving me insane
It's a shame the way she makes me scrub the floor
well, I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more

Well, I ain't gonna work for Maggie's brother no more
I ain't gonna work for Maggie's brother no more
He hands you a nickel
he hands you a dime
He asks you and your friends
if you're having a good time
He blames you every time you slam the door
Well, I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more

Well, I ain't gonna work for Maggie's Pa no more
I ain't gonna work for Maggie's Pa no more
He stubs his cigarette out in your face just for kicks
his bedroom window is made out of bricks
And the National Guard are standing at his door
well, I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more

Well, I ain't gonna work for Maggie's mother no more
I ain't gonna work for Maggie's mother no more
She talks to all the servants about man and God and law
and everybody swears she's the brains behind Pa
She's sixty-eight, but claim's she's twenty-four
well, I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
Well, I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more

I try so hard to be just who I am
but everybody wants you to be just like them
They say "see, while you're playing I get bored" ??
well, I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more

I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more

[CarolinaGirl]

Took the kids to Disneyworld recently. This song was stuck in my head for DAYS!!!

It's a Small World
it's a world of laughter, a world or tears
its a world of hopes, its a world of fear
theres so much that we share
that its time we're aware
its a small world after all

CHORUS:
its a small world after all
its a small world after all
its a small world after all
its a small, small world

There is just one moon and one golden sun
And a smile means friendship to everyone.
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small small world

(chorus)

[ZooFuzz]

You're a mean one Mr Grinch
You really are a heel
You’re as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel

You're a monster Mr. Grinch
Your Hearts an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You’ve got garlic in your soul Mr. Grinch
I wouldn’t touch you with a
39 and a half Foot pole

You’re a vile one Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Grinch
Given the choice between the two of you
I’d take the a seasick crocodile

You’re a foul one Mr. Grinch
You’re a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch

The 3 words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote
Stink, Stank, Stonk

You’re a rotter Mr. Grinch
You’re the king of sinful sots
Your hearts a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots
Mr. Grinch

Your sole is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish
Imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a nauseous super naus
You’re a crooked jerky jockey and,
you drive a crooked horse
Mr. Grinch

You’re a 3 Decker sour kraut and toad stool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzXKWKaxt3c


http://www.scenicreflections.com/files/The_Grinch_Wallpaper_JxHy.jpg

[Captain Worley]

The Grinch rules!

[JDidGirl]

RPWeed will probably clobber me over this one. She hates this song and it ticks her off even more that everytime it comes on the radio she finds herself singing to it.


Feliz Navidad
By - Jose Feliciano


Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Año y Felicidad.

Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Año y Felicidad.


I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart.

Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Año y Felicidad.

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart.

[JDidGirl]

Another one that RPWeed threatens to shoot the radio over whenever it comes on during the Christmas season...

Wonderful Christmastime
Paul McCartney & Wings


The moon is right
The spirits up
We're here tonight
And that's enough

Simply having a wonderful christmastime
Simply having a wonderful christmastime

The party's on
The feelin's here
That only comes
This time of year

Simply having a wonderful christmastime
Simply having a wonderful christmastime

The choir of children sing their song
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding Ohhhh
Ohhhhhhh

Simply having a wonderful christmastime
Simply having a wonderful christmastime

The word is out
About the town
To lift a glass
Ahhh don't look down

Simply having a wonderful christmastime
Simply having a wonderful christmastime

The choir of children sing their song
They practiced all year long
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong

The party's on
The spirits up
We're here tonight
And that's enough

Simply having a wonderful christmastime
Simply having a wonderful christmastime

The moon is right
The spirits up
We're here tonight
And that's enough

Simply having a wonderful christmastime
Simply having a wonderful christmastime
Simply having a wonderful christmastime
Simply having a wonderful christmastime

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Christmastime

[RPWeed]

O. M. G.

Is this what it's come down to?

[Captain Worley]

I modified it a little.

THE MOOD IS RIGHT, THE BOTTLE'S UP,
WE'RE HERE GETTING DRUNK AND THAT'S ENOUGH.
SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL ICE COLD BEER,
SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL ICE COLD BEER.

THE PARTY'S ON, THE FEELING'S HERE,
THAT ONLY COMES WHEN YOU DRINK BEER.
SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL ICE COLD BEER,
SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL ICE COLD BEER.

FEELS SO RIGHT< IT CAN'T BE WRONG.

DRINK UP, DRINK UP, DINK, DRINK, DRINK,
OO-OO-OO-OO,
OO-OO-OO-OO-OO
DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO, DOO.

WE'RE SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFULICE COLD BEER ,
SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL ICE COLD BEER.

FEELS SO RIGHT, IT CAN'T BE WRONG.
CAB'S ALL YEAR LONG.

DRINK UP, DRINK UP, DRINK UP, DRINK UP,
DRINK UP, DRINK UP, DRINK UP, DRINK UP,

THE PARTY'S ON, THE FEELING'S HERE,
THAT ONLY COMES WHEN YOU DRINK BEER.
SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL ICE COLD BEER,
SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL ICE COLD BEER.

OH,
OH YEAH.

(A WONDERFUL ICE COLD BEER)
(OO-OO-OO)

THE MOOD IS RIGHT, THE BOTTLE'S UP,
WE'RE HERE GETTING DRUNK AND THAT'S ENOUGH.
SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL ICE COLD BEER,
SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL ICE COLD BEER.

OH, OH, OH, OH,
OH, OH, OH,
FOR ICE COLD BEER ,
ICE COLD BEER.

[RPWeed]

Ugh. It's the tune of the song that I hate. I couldn't give a rip about the words. Ugh....ba$tard.

[JDidGirl]

O. M. G.

Is this what it's come down to?

The thread is about songs getting stuck in your head. I thought these two songs were very fitting. They do get stuck in your head... you have to admit.


Ugh. It's the tune of the song that I hate. I couldn't give a rip about the words. Ugh....ba$tard.

Heh, heh, heh... You have to give Worley credit... he tried.

[Captain Worley]

Ugh. It's the tune of the song that I hate. I couldn't give a rip about the words. Ugh....ba$tard.
Name calling. For shame. Is this how you celebrate the birth of your Lord?

[RPWeed]

Name calling. For shame. Is this how you celebrate the birth of your Lord?

I think that even Jesus is with me on this one. As a matter of fact, I think there's a verse in the Bible that refers to this very thing.

"Jesus cringed."

[Captain Worley]

If that is in fact the case why have all the Beatles, save Paul "Wonderful Christmastime" McCartney been smote?

[ZooFuzz]

With the heartbreak open
So much you can't hide
Put on a little makeup makeup
Make sure they get your good side good side

If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token token
Write it on a pound note pound note

Goody two, Goody two, Goody Goody two shoes
Goody two, Goody two, Goody Goody two shoes
Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something inside

We don't follow fashion
That would be a joke
You know we're going to set them set them
So everyone can take note take note

When they saw you kneeling
Crying words that you mean
Opening their eyeballs eyeballs
Pretending that you're Al Green Al Green

Goody two, Goody two, Goody Goody two shoes
Goody two, Goody two, Goody Goody two shoes
Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something inside

No one's gonna tell me
What's wrong or what's right
Or tell me who to eat with sleep with
Or that I've won the big fight big fight

Look out or they'll tell you
You're a "Superstar"
Two weeks and you're an all time legend
I think the games have gone much too far

If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token token
Write it on a pound note pound note

Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow, must be something inside
Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow, must be something inside
Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow, must be something inside
Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow, must be something inside
Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow, must be something inside
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nun_-v-zMfc

[ZooFuzz]

If you're on the highway and Road Runner goes beep beep.
Just step aside or might end up in a heap.
Road Runner, Road Runner runs on the road all day.
Even the coyote can't make him change his ways.

Road Runner, the coyote's after you.
Road Runner, if he catches you you're through.
Road Runner, the coyote's after you.
Road Runner, if he catches you you're through.

That coyote is really a crazy clown,
When will he learn he can never mow him down?
Poor little Road Runner never bothers anyone,
Just runnin' down the road's his idea of having fun.

http://chetansurpur.com/media/images/blog/2010/10/roadrunner.jpg

[Captain Worley]

Hotrodicus Americanus.

[Cliff]

If the Road Runner has a top speed of 20mph, and the Coyote's is 45mph~
Sounds like dinner to me.
Oh wait, that's W. Coyote (D), never mind.

[ZooFuzz]

If the Road Runner has a top speed of 20mph, and the Coyote's is 45mph~
Sounds like dinner to me.
Oh wait, that's W. Coyote (D), never mind.

Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius !

Road Runner, Super Speed !

http://www.theautolog.com/uploads/kuzman83/4340/1971-Plymouth-Road-Runner-2955.jpg http://www.rearviewed.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/1972-plymouth-road-runner.png http://www.partaj.cz/imgs/ameriky/plymouth/1971-Plymouth-Road-Runner-4.jpg

[Captain Worley]

I love those Air Grabber hoods with the shark teeth on them.

[ZooFuzz]

When I was employed before retirement, this song is how I felt sometimes.


I take my card and I stand in line
To make a buck I work overtime
Dear Sir letters keep coming in the mail
I work my back till it's racked with pain
The boss can't even recall my name
I show up late and I'm docked
It never fails
I feel like just another
Spoke in a great big wheel
Like a tiny blade of grass
In a great big field
To workers I'm just another drone
To Ma Bell I'm just another phone
I'm just another statistic on a sheet
To teachers I'm just another child
To IRS I'm just another file
I'm just another consensus on the street
Gonna cruise out of this city
Head down to the sea
Gonna shout out at the ocean
Hey it's me
And I feel like a number
Feel like a number
Feel like a stranger
A stranger in this land
I feel like a number
I'm not a number
I'm not a number
Dammit I'm a man
I said I'm a man
Bob Seger Feel Like A Number
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYwO8nR8oUA

[Captain Worley]

knife or banana
knife or banana
knife or banana
which will you choose?

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRyH3bkE2d8fXfaQWygy1ONotkjCslOT VeqqqbxhbOB7rLY06l2vA

[Quintessence]

Good try! ...As I said, good try, but no cigar.

...Rocket....
I'm taking a rocket. I'm packing my suitcase. Hey, look out, moon!

[Captain Worley]

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time!

[JDidGirl]

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time!

RPWeed hates this song so much that she'll leave a store when it comes on.

[Captain Worley]

I hope you told her to check this thread!

[JDidGirl]

I don't know if it would bother her as much just reading it. Now... if there was a way to attach the tune so that it would start playing the minute you opened the thread... yeah, that would do it.

[Captain Worley]

Ding-dong-ding-dong-ding-dong-ding!!

Maybe that'll help!