Bad Cats

[Quintessence]

Everyone probably knows that cats have unique personalities. Anyone have some bad cat stories? Do tell!

[JDidGirl]

Well, funny you should ask that. I recently was conned (okay, not really conned) into "adopting" a kitten from a co-worker's family member. I say "conned" because it was one of those heartfelt stories about the poor little thing just needed a good home... blah... blah... blah... you know the one... designed to tug at your heartstrings and make you fall hook, line, and sinker? Yep... it worked. We now have Milo... a not-so-little orange male tabby. It started off fine... and I will say that he is so cute... but the cuteness soon turned into crazy. He attacks everything. He tears everything to shreds. He is worse than a puppy... a bad puppy at that. He loves toilet paper because he has found that it makes wonderful confetti... he rips it to a million little pieces. I've never seen a cat that can climb up flat walls, but he can. And furniture... Lord, my furniture didn't stand a chance.

Why do we still have him you might ask? Because he's cute (and crazy) and because we love him. Still... the baddest cat I've ever had.

[swampfox]

Bad cats, bad cats, whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

[JDidGirl]

Bad cats, bad cats, whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

And Milo does... he comes for you... he waits and he attacks. He has perfected (or is that purrrrfected) the art of the "flying burrito" leap onto your stomach when you are least expecting it. It is less pleasant - if that is at all possible - when it happens in the middle of the night when you are dead asleep.

[Cliff]

There IS a cure! :twisted:

[JDidGirl]

There IS a cure! :twisted:

I've seen Stephen King's "Pet Cemetary"... there really isn't a cure.

[Quintessence]

Why do we still have him you might ask? Because he's cute (and crazy) and because we love him. Still... the baddest cat I've ever had.

Whew! <wipes sweat from brow> Sounds like a ton of trouble! THAT IS a BAD cat and a very LUCKY cat!!

[Captain Worley]

Oh...I thought you were talking about B.A.D. Cats...
http://memimage.cardomain.com/member_images/4/web/2416000-2416999/2416491_781_full.jpg (http://www.pfeiffer.morrisseydesignstudio.com/film_80_tv.htm)

Yep, that's Michelle Pfeiffer, and yes, she's got a Hemi.

[Quintessence]

^Worley, you're the BAD CAT! Aren't ya' now?

[JDidGirl]

Oh...I thought you were talking about B.A.D. Cats...
http://memimage.cardomain.com/member_images/4/web/2416000-2416999/2416491_781_full.jpg (http://www.pfeiffer.morrisseydesignstudio.com/film_80_tv.htm)

Yep, that's Michelle Pfeiffer, and yes, she's got a Hemi.


You know, Captain, I think your wife should put you out and let the cat in!

[JDidGirl]

After that one, Captain... this thread is going to take on a whole new meaning!

[swampfox]

Where do you think she got that hemi?

[Cliff]

I am NOT going to say it.

[JDidGirl]

See... a whole new meaning... I told you.

[Cliff]

I had a cat once, a Manx.
The mother got run over moving her kittens.
Followed me like a puppy.

[JDidGirl]

I had a cat once, a Manx.
The mother got run over moving her kittens.
Followed me like a puppy.

Cliff... what a sad little story. Should I even ask what eventually happened to the cat?

[Captain Worley]

After that one, Captain... this thread is going to take on a whole new meaning!

Well, yes, probably.


I am NOT going to say it.

As sherriff Bufor T Justice would say, "You can think it. just don't do it."


^Worley, you're the BAD CAT! Aren't ya' now?

Maybe...


I had a cat once, a Manx.


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/82/AWestwoodMeyersManx.jpg/300px-AWestwoodMeyersManx.jpg

[Cliff]

Cliff... what a sad little story. Should I even ask what eventually happened to the cat?
We never found any other kittens.
Maybe there was none.

I bottle fed it and got it to lap milk after a time.
He wasn't as big as a beer can, boy ,,, did that change.
BOY, could that rascal run and jump.

He had two bad habits. Egging on dogs to chase him, they could never catch him. And Leaving mice and stuff outside the back door for me.

The kids called him Blacky but he never made cat sounds.
When he made a sound it sounded like a half @ss bark, so, I called him Dog.

Lot of story's about Dog.
Had him for years and then one day he wasn't there in the driveway to great me as usual when I got home. Never knew what happened to him.
He was a one man cat.

BTW, I'm not a cat lover.

[JDidGirl]

BTW, I'm not a cat lover.

Hmm... sounds like maybe you were...

[JDidGirl]

Funny thing... the co-worker that I mentioned earlier... the one that I kind of/sort of got the bad kitten from (the one that semi-conned me), well, his wife sent me a care-package yesterday. It was quite funny actually. I laughed out loud when I found it. It was filled with the necessary items to make Milo (the bad, bad kitty) even crazier than he already is. Kitty-Nip mice, Cat-Nip seeds... heck even Milo-Confetti (aka... rolls of toilet paper). It was hilarious to say the least. Well, I got home last night and gave Milo his new toys (minus the Milo Confetti... I'm not that crazy) and he went BONKERS. It was quite entertaining, to say the least. I think he wore himself out playing with it all. Well, Milo... for our sake... has to sleep in a big dog crate at night (basically so we can get some sleep as well... and so the big Husky won't eat him when she's inside for the night) and this morning when I got up to let him out I noticed that he managed pull all sorts of things into his crate with him. Paper, plastic bags, stuffing from the care-package... the cat nip seeds. Oh, he had a field day last night. Worse than any puppy I've ever had... but darn he can be so cute.

By the way... did anyone realize that dogs love cat-nip too? I just found this out. Hmm... makes them act a little bonkers as well... interesting.

[RocDocsWife]

I tried a little cat-nip with my siamese. They got sick so I threw it all out. Siamese are crazy anyway. JDG, I did NOT know dogs liked cat-nip. Interesting.

[Quintessence]

A gift of love...No doubt! :)

[RocDocsWife]

I have a friend who works state transport who monitors taxi co's and moving co's. She is a HUGE animal lover. She was in town one day and stopped by. The cats (3) love her. On this particular day she decided to pick up the male who had gained some weight (27lbs). He was fine for a few minutes then all of a sudden turned on her and bit her hand. OMG, I flipped out but she played it off with humor. The very next day she stopped by again with her hand all bandaged up! Said she ended up having to to to doctor and get a shot. By then I was crying.....thinking to myself, oh lordy, medical bills in addition to having to have cat tested for rabies cause I couldn't find his tag.........I'm getting ready to call hubby because I was so upset when she informed me it was all a joke she and her mother thought up to punk me! Gosh, I love my friends!

[Quintessence]

Gosh! I hate to say it...I know she's your friend..., but that sounds just plain mean. Seeing how it made you feel, made me reach for my emery board. Well...I suppose friends can do things like that sometimes.

[JDidGirl]

I have a friend who works state transport who monitors taxi co's and moving co's. She is a HUGE animal lover. She was in town one day and stopped by. The cats (3) love her. On this particular day she decided to pick up the male who had gained some weight (27lbs). He was fine for a few minutes then all of a sudden turned on her and bit her hand. OMG, I flipped out but she played it off with humor. The very next day she stopped by again with her hand all bandaged up! Said she ended up having to to to doctor and get a shot. By then I was crying.....thinking to myself, oh lordy, medical bills in addition to having to have cat tested for rabies cause I couldn't find his tag.........I'm getting ready to call hubby because I was so upset when she informed me it was all a joke she and her mother thought up to punk me! Gosh, I love my friends!

I actually thought that was kind of funny... I mean, seeing as it was just a joke. It certainly wouldn't have been if it were real. But come on... that took a little creativity. Gotta love good friends like that.

[JDidGirl]

JDG, I did NOT know dogs liked cat-nip. Interesting.

Trust me, this dog looked for freaking happy after chewing up the catnip toy that I thought she was going to ask for a cigarette... afterglow.

[Quintessence]

I actually thought that was kind of funny... I mean, seeing as it was just a joke. It certainly wouldn't have been if it were real. But come on... that took a little creativity. Gotta love good friends like that.

Yeah, it is kinda' funny. I just kept thinking of poor RDW in tears. Oh yeah! I totally agree. Friends with a sense of humor are great!

[JDidGirl]

:kitty: Soooooo... on the subject of bad cats... would a cat be considered bad if they, say, managed to destroy your big-screen TV? Yep... I believe that is what happened to mine today. I would imagine that would equate to a pretty bad cat, but then, I don't know.

[Quintessence]

^ Sure hope RDW didn't have anything to do with you adopting that precious, little kitty! Her heart probably just dropped, and she is in tears about to call her husband. I know that would probably happen to me!

[JDidGirl]

Sad thing is... I don't even know if the typical bad cat was the one to blame for this very expensive mishap (the one I've mentioned before). It could have the other bad one. Yep, we have one or two spares.

[RocDocsWife]

^ Sure hope RDW didn't have anything to do with you adopting that precious, little kitty! Her heart probably just dropped, and she is in tears about to call her husband. I know that would probably happen to me!


I'm innocent this time, Judge, I swear:cry: But it would have been my luck.

JDG sorry bout the TV.......

[Quintessence]

JDG sorry bout the TV.......

Me too.

[Captain Worley]

I guess we've all learned a valuable lesson:

Let the cats watch what they want, or you'll be sorry.

[JDidGirl]

Man... I love that TV.

[RocDocsWife]

Hey, I learned the hard way. If I'm flipping through the channels and come across "Planet's Funniest Animals" while the "triple threat" are in the den, I best leave it there. I'm not kidding. Don't know why and I ain't gonna question these crazy siamese

[Captain Worley]

Siamese, huh? i know what the problem is.

Two thousand years ago, they were worshipped as gods. they've never forgotten.

[Quintessence]

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[RocDocsWife]

Siamese, huh? i know what the problem is.

Two thousand years ago, they were worshipped as gods. they've never forgotten.


Oh Yes, pure-bred Seal Points. As the saying goes "Dogs have owners, Cats have staff". I am reminded 24/7 that they rule.

[Quintessence]

Siamese, huh? i know what the problem is.

Two thousand years ago, they were worshipped as gods. they've never forgotten.

No cat has forgotten.

[Quintessence]

Oh Yes, pure-bred Seal Points. As the saying goes "Dogs have owners, Cats have staff". I am reminded 24/7 that they rule.

Me too!

[RocDocsWife]

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:S2DCERel61B0hM:http://www.myfavoritemirror.com/images/T/petc01mp.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.myfavoritemirror.com/images/T/petc01mp.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.myfavoritemirror.com/manufacturers.php%3Fmanufacturerid%3D51&usg=__TflxlzTiR68R_kA4iIWSXc1L7rU=&h=325&w=325&sz=61&hl=en&start=2&um=1&tbnid=S2DCERel61B0hM:&tbnh=118&tbnw=118&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsiamese%2Bcats%2Brule%26um%3D1%26hl%3 Den%26rlz%3D1T4TSHA_enUS311%26sa%3DG)

You got it! Now ya'll know! I'm whipped Filtered water fountain, rotating feeder, their own bedroom. Strollers........I just can't go on.......Oh but they bring us such joy!

[Captain Worley]

No cat has forgotten.

That's very true.

[JDidGirl]

I just can't go on.......Oh but they bring us such joy!

Really? Are you sure about that? Do they really bring us such joy? I have a big-screen television that would completely disagree with you right now.

[Cliff]

Really? Are you sure about that? Do they really bring us such joy? I have a big-screen television that would completely disagree with you right now.
Did you plant them in the back yard?

[JDidGirl]

Did you plant them in the back yard?

Oh man... I wanted to. You just don't know how badly I wanted to...

[JDidGirl]

Okay... just to be fair about this... I don't know if I can truly blame the death of my big-screen television on the cat(s). I thought that a vase of flowers had been knocked off a shelf (by the cat) and the water had splashed into the television in the process; however, when I took the back panels off to check for water damage I didn't see any water at all. I'm not sure if the water got in there (due to the cats) and I just couldn't see where it was or if, by some HUGE FREAKING COINCIDENCE, my television just happen to die around the same time as the vase incident. I don't know... seems a little too convenient for me... but maybe... just maybe... it wasn't the little booger's fault after all.

I just want to note that while we are in the process of getting the panel off the back of the TV I looked over and there he was... the cat in question... curled up in a ball in front of the window sleeping like a perfect little angel. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

[swampfox]

You'll be needing a copy of my new book, Extreme Cat Discipline.

I'll be doing a book signing soon along with Joe the Plumber.

[JDidGirl]

You'll be needing a copy of my new book, Extreme Cat Discipline.

I'll be doing a book signing soon along with Joe the Plumber.

Does it come with a shock collar or is that extra?

[RocDoc]

Okay... just to be fair about this... I don't know if I can truly blame the death of my big-screen television on the cat(s). I thought that a vase of flowers had been knocked off a shelf (by the cat) and the water had splashed into the television in the process; however, when I took the back panels off to check for water damage I didn't see any water at all. I'm not sure if the water got in there (due to the cats) and I just couldn't see where it was or if, by some HUGE FREAKING COINCIDENCE, my television just happen to die around the same time as the vase incident. I don't know... seems a little too convenient for me... but maybe... just maybe... it wasn't the little booger's fault after all.

I just want to note that while we are in the process of getting the panel off the back of the TV I looked over and there he was... the cat in question... curled up in a ball in front of the window sleeping like a perfect little angel. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
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[swampfox]

Shock collar included with the deluxe edition. ($29.95)

[BTDT]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/funny-pictures-your-cat-should-be-doused-in-holy-water.jpg

[JDidGirl]

Shock collar included with the deluxe edition. ($29.95)

Then I would certainly expect the holy water (mentioned above) to be free.

[swampfox]

Oh yeah. Free holy water anytime. You can even bring your own and we'll take care of it.

[JDidGirl]

Oh yeah. Free holy water anytime. You can even bring your own and we'll take care of it.

Can I bring you the cat and let you take care of it?

[RocDocsWife]

JDG, I have been thinking about the story of your TV and watching my cats closer since the incident. I swear, they knew something about it because when I was telling hubby about your situation, all 3 cats "hi-tailed" (giggling) it out of the den. They have this oh so smug expression and attitude. I wish there was something I could do to help. Do know that I truly feel your pain.

[JDidGirl]

JDG, I have been thinking about the story of your TV and watching my cats closer since the incident. I swear, they knew something about it because when I was telling hubby about your situation, all 3 cats "hi-tailed" (giggling) it out of the den. They have this oh so smug expression and attitude. I wish there was something I could do to help. Do know that I truly feel your pain.

I bet they do know something about it. My cats probably thought it was so funny that they called all of their friends. You better watch them and make sure they don't get any funny ideas of their own. You don't want to be like me... having to go shopping for a new television this weekend!

[RocDocsWife]

I bet they do know something about it. My cats probably thought it was so funny that they called all of their friends. You better watch them and make sure they don't get any funny ideas of their own. You don't want to be like me... having to go shopping for a new television this weekend!

I'm pretty sure your cats and mine met in "cat space" after the incident to discuss and give/get tips. Ya know that place they go when you can't find them anywhere. Then suddenly they appear! Scares the ba-jingles out of me!

[swampfox]

Can I bring you the cat and let you take care of it?

Nope. Got four of my own. Some days I think of how that might be too many.

[Cliff]

Nope. Got four of my own. Some days I think of how that might be too many.
Five too many.

[Captain Worley]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/funny-pictures-your-cat-should-be-doused-in-holy-water.jpg

This looks like every trip to the vet.

No lie.

[RocDocsWife]

I'm wondering how JDG did TV shopping...........:?: :-)

[JDidGirl]

I'm wondering how JDG did TV shopping...........:?: :-)

Let's just say I did a little shopping Friday night and we now have a big new toy.

[RocDocsWife]

:cheer: for JDG

[ZooFuzz]

Let's just say I did a little shopping Friday night and we now have a big new toy.


REALLY!!!!!!

[JDidGirl]

REALLY!!!!!!


;-) :jive: Don't get me wrong... I'm still REALLY mad at that cat, but the new toy has calmed my anger a little. :jive:;-)

[RocDocsWife]

;-) :jive: Don't get me wrong... I'm still REALLY mad at that cat, but the new toy has calmed my anger a little. :jive:;-)


But....you have forgiven the cat, yes:?: ;-)

[JDidGirl]

But....you have forgiven the cat, yes:?: ;-)

"Forgiven" is such a strong word, but yes... I've forgiven the little booger. I haven't forgotten though.

[Cliff]

SO, "the little booger" is an outsire cat now?

[JDidGirl]

SO, "the little booger" is an outsire cat now?

No, but he is thoroughly acquainted with a spray bottle now.

[RocDoc]

"Forgiven" is such a strong word, but yes... I've forgiven the little booger. I haven't forgotten though.
Yep, You're all woman! Ya'll claim to forgive, and ya'll surely never forget - LOL! Birdie just said this morning -"Jan 5th - 1998 - you SOB!" Of course I gave the man response - "What???"

[Quintessence]

Let's just say I did a little shopping Friday night and we now have a big new toy.

Remember...big isn't always better. Peformance is most important, making the experience incredibly meaningful each and every time you turn it on.

[JDidGirl]

Remember...big isn't always better. Peformance is most important, making the experience incredibly meaningful each and every time you turn it on.

I have to disagree... size definitely DOES matter... when it comes to televisions anyway.

[RocDocsWife]

DIARY OF A CAT

DAY 983 OF MY CAPTIVITY

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear in to their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Tormentors

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now.....

[JDidGirl]

DIARY OF A CAT
DAY 983 OF MY CAPTIVITY
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I believe this is very true. I find that it is a good idea to leave little notes around the house for the cats reminding them that if they happen to kill me there will be no one there to make sure they get fed. That usually works.

[Cliff]

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
Fulfill the dream...leave the door open.
End of problem.

[Quintessence]

JDidGirl..., Sorry. Thought when you said "big toy" you meant a toy for your cats. Most cats don't like abnormally large toys, and performance that keeps them intrigued is essential to the cats. Sometimes when the toy is too large, abnormally large, they don't want to play and are in fact, disgusted or even frightened. However, if the toy is of adequate size and performance is superior, the cat is happy, maybe in a state of euphoria...for many days at a time.

[Quintessence]

http://on-no.net/wp-content/photos/thumb_20061225_coco_sleep.jpg (http://on-no.net/2006/12/coco-loco-naps-merry-christmas/)

[JDidGirl]

JDidGirl..., Sorry. Thought when you said "big toy" you meant a toy for your cats. Most cats don't like abnormally large toys, and performance that keeps them intrigued is essential to the cats. Sometimes when the toy is too large, abnormally large, they don't want to play and are in fact, disgusted or even frightened. However, if the toy is of adequate size and performance is superior, the cat is happy, maybe in a state of euphoria...for many days at a time.

Hmm... well, the television is a big toy (to us) so hopefully they'll not be intrigued at all! At least they better not be. So far... so good. They seem as if they couldn't care less.

By the way... a co-worker's wife gave us some cat "toys" recently along with some stuff that cats seem to dig a lot like emory boards. That little crazy cat that we have (the really bad one) must have like the taste because I think he ate half of one. Don't ask me how I know this... let's just say that I have to clean the litter boxes out and I have found some surprising things in there from time to time.

[BTDT]

http://www.wltx.com/assetpool/images/090304110312_uglycatweb.jpg



His chest is covered in a tangle of hair, but the rest of his skin is bald and rubbery. His tail is slim and rat-like and his face is a mess of wrinkles.
The eight-year-old cat is actually named Ugly Bat Boy. Those who know him best call him Ugly or Uggs for short. Owner and veterinarian Stephen Bassett doesn't mind his beloved pet's frightening appearance.
Bassett attempted to save Ugly Bat Boy's sister, who looked just like him, when she was a kitten. But she died despite Bassett's greatest efforts. Appreciative of that, the owner gave Bassett Ugly as a gift of thanks.
While Uggs' appearance is extraordinary, his daily life is quite the opposite. For the most part, the cat can most often be found perched atop computers throughout Bassett's office. One visitor, appalled by Ugly's appearance, snapped a photo and emailed it to friends.
That sparked his rise to fame and now Ugly has a national T-V show trying to book him for a guest appearance.
Bassett said he's not sure yet if he wants to take Uggs on "The Ellen Degeneres Show."
www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=71170 (http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=71170)


He looks not so much ugly, as evil.

Bat Boy's reply: Soon, I will take over the world.

[RocDocsWife]

Hey, JDidGirl, How's that "monster" cat doing?:shock:

[BTDT]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/funny-dog-pictures-monster-cat.jpg

[Captain Worley]

http://i43.tinypic.com/efgqqp.jpg

[BTDT]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-pictures-your-cat-ate-a-leprechaun1.jpg

[JDidGirl]

Hey, JDidGirl, How's that "monster" cat doing?:shock:

Oh, that precious little angel is doing just fine (insert all sorts of sarcasm if you like). Actually, he's rather hard headed. He hasn't learned that the husky doesn't want him anywhere near her and that she would rather eat him than anything else. I will say one thing... he doesn't go near the television anymore. :spin:

[JDidGirl]

http://i43.tinypic.com/efgqqp.jpg

Seriously... that would cause me to drink more!

[Quintessence]

http://content.mahalo.com/images/e/e3/CatPeek_jh_091407.jpg

[JDidGirl]

Q!!!! You're back!!!! YAY!!!!! And... by the way... how did you get a picture of my cat? Totally looks like my "little angel" in that picture.

[Captain Worley]

http://i39.tinypic.com/15foi8m.jpg

[Quintessence]

^Patiently waiting for the perfect moment to pounce in retaliation!

[TruthBTold]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-pictures-your-cat-is-more-fabulous-than-you.jpg

[Quintessence]

http://patriotreport.blogspot.com/cat.jpgCliff, I thought you might like this picture.

[RPWeed]

My cat would just do a flying burrito at you, take the gun and pistol whip you with it.

[Quintessence]

^ Buwahahahahahaha!!!

[Quintessence]

How many of you have Bad Cat alarm clocks? Their techniques are creative and vast!

[Captain Worley]

I have a bad cat that decided the start a one cat three ring circus at 4:30 in the morning. I was dragging the next day.

Bad cat! No Whiskas for you!!!

[JDidGirl]

How many of you have Bad Cat alarm clocks? Their techniques are creative and vast!

I wouldn't really call it an alarm clock, per se, but I do have one that likes to ever-so-annoyingly poke you in the lip early in the morning because he wants to go outside and because he wants to make sure there is food waiting for him once he gets out there. The other one like to attack anything that moves under the covers. Shifting in bed when you are fast asleep is anything but fun... especially when he takes a flying leap off of the top of the dresser onto your stomach all because you moved.

[RocDocsWife]

No cat alarms here. My 3 have to stay in the front of the house at night and are not able to get to our bed. Prior to us shutting them in the front, I got very little sleep. One of them would get on my chest and just sit there and make strange noises, another one would get at my head and "groom" me. The youngest would get between me and hubby and whine till she got me in the right position so she could lay her head in my face.

Funny thing though.......They never did any of this to hubby. He always got a good nights sleep

[BTDT]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-pictures-cat-does-not-like-to-wear-cross1.jpg

[Quintessence]

One of them would get on my chest and just sit there and make strange noises, another one would get at my head and "groom" me. The youngest would get between me and hubby and whine till she got me in the right position so she could lay her head in my face.

You are truly LOVED!

[Quintessence]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-pictures-cat-does-not-like-to-wear-cross1.jpg

Hey! Wonder if JDG has attempted an exorcism with her precious kitty.

[RocDocsWife]

OK, ya'll, check the whereabouts of your cats/kittens....Apparently there was a party at our house last night. And it must have been a goooooood one. Litter and food everywhere, lampshades lopsided, cat toys strewn all over the den, dining room and kitchen. I have just finished cleaning up and the kitties are sluggish.:puke: I know it's not cat-nip because mine would not.....well, they get really sick ......:roll: It's been a long time since I woke up to this. Anyone, anyone?????

[swampfox]

My cats would do this if they got a chance. Are you sure it was the cats that did it?

Maybe it was space aliens. They wouldn't know what cat litter is.

[RocDocsWife]

My cats would do this if they got a chance. Are you sure it was the cats that did it?

Maybe it was space aliens. They wouldn't know what cat litter is.


Pretty sure it was the cats....They are doing the "guilty thing".

The aliens are afraid to come here, but hubby says the werewolves sit on the edge of the roof and jump people as they walk out from undere the carport.

Still think it's the cats

[JDidGirl]

Actually, I did notice my cats dragging arse in late the other night. I'm pretty sure they swiped my car keys and took my car... without my permission and without putting any gas in the tank. I asked and asked, but they appeared to be too hung over from excessive cat nip and just ignored me and then curled up into a ball in front of the living room window and went to sleep. I've tried to get answers, but they are all mum now. Anyway... it's starting to all make sense now though and we will be having a long discussion about this later.

[RocDocsWife]

Actually, I did notice my cats dragging arse in late the other night. I'm pretty sure they swiped my car keys and took my car... without my permission and without putting any gas in the tank. I asked and asked, but they appeared to be too hung over from excessive cat nip and just ignored me and then curled up into a ball in front of the living room window and went to sleep. I've tried to get answers, but they are all mum now. Anyway... it's starting to all make sense now though and we will be having a long discussion about this later.

Well, if your discussion works, then you can tell me what you said so I can use it on mine. ;-)

[JDidGirl]

Well, one thing is for certain... they are all... ALL... on car restriction.

[RocDocsWife]

Well, one thing is for certain... they are all... ALL... on car restriction.

Thank you! Mine just thought I was a bad "mommy/staff".:roll:

[ZooFuzz]

http://www.blogger.co.kr/data/2005/12/27/14/DJ%20CAT.jpg
http://www.tfehman.com/uploaded_images/partyanimals-765603.jpg
http://captionsplash.mylifetime.com/files/captionsplash/imagecache/cs_full_430x323/contest_photos/2008-12-19/1229742831/image.jpghttp://www.thespoof.com/sitepics/pdi/14807-1225cat.jpg
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n177/crissynorman/CATS_party.jpg

When JDG is away, the cats will PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
with special guest
CAT WOMAN
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[I'mJustMe]

RDW...they took pics! Tell them you have proof!! My cat has been missing a while, & now I know what happened. He's been hittin' that bottle. :wynar:

[RocDocsWife]

http://f361.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f13308%5fANuzo0IAANZSSd9qQwmvMCJc% 2bHU&pid=7&fid=Inbox&inline=1

This is just a peek at my "babies". This pic is the spitting image of the youngest. She is 8yrs old. The twins are 9yrs old and a little/lot "heavier" than this pic

[RocDocsWife]

RDW...they took pics! Tell them you have proof!! My cat has been missing a while, & now I know what happened. He's been hittin' that bottle. :wynar:

IJM, please let me know he/she gets back safe to you or else I am gonna have to find him/her here at my house in cat space......


*******RDW is not responsible for whatever the cats do*******

(at least I hope I'm not.....)

[RocDocsWife]

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[I'mJustMe]

:kitty: http://news.aol.com/article/burglar-cat/423811?icid=main|classic|dl1|link6|http%3A%2F%2Fne ws.aol.com%2Farticle%2Fburglar-cat%2F423811 (http://news.aol.com/article/burglar-cat/423811?icid=main|classic|dl1|link6|http%3A%2F%2Fne ws.aol.com%2Farticle%2Fburglar-cat%2F423811)

[RocDocsWife]

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Oh my, that is too cute! As I was watching, one of the "babies" was trying to get at the screen...Gee, ya think they are all involved!??? I do!

[JDidGirl]

I grew up in a rural area... there were several homes on the street that we lived on, but houses were not right next door to one another by any means. We had a cat, Tiger, that would steal anything that wasn't nailed down. He would steal clothes off of people's clotheslines, he would steal floats out of neighbor's pools. One night I was driving home from work and I saw the craziest thing ever... I witnessed Tiger dragging a queen or king sized bedspread down the side of the road towards our house. I stopped my car and watched him for a while... he would take a couple of steps and then reach back with his mouth and grab the blanket and pull and then take a few more steps and repeat the process. I watched him for a while and then drove on home. The next morning Tiger was laying on the porch sound asleep and the blanket was at the end of the driveway... as if he got it home and just couldn't pull it any further. That cat was so funny. He lived to about the age of 18.

[I'mJustMe]

JDG, that's funny! i can picture that too. sweet little innocent baby just wanted a blankie! that is too sweet! i bet the people missing their bedspread didn't think so tho!! lol

[JDidGirl]

Yeah... do you know what kind of freaks we looked like when we would go to a neighbor's house to return something because we knew it belong to them and not us? We looked like a bunch of theives. Seriously, I look back now and know those people didn't believe us for one minute when we would tell them that our cat took it.

[I'mJustMe]

Yeah... do you know what kind of freaks we looked like when we would go to a neighbor's house to return something because we knew it belong to them and not us? We looked like a bunch of theives. Seriously, I look back now and know those people didn't believe us for one minute when we would tell them that our cat took it.


"excuse me, i believe this bedspread belongs to you. my cat took it".
"i think this may be your underwear. our cat was out in our yard playing with it."

LMAO!!!!:kitty:

[JDidGirl]

"excuse me, i believe this bedspread belongs to you. my cat took it".
"i think this may be your underwear. our cat was out in our yard playing with it."

LMAO!!!!:kitty:

Don't laugh... we found underwear all of the time... all sizes... mens & womens. And, yeah, we would see him running through the yard with it. It all started making sense one day when our neighbor mentioned how a lot of their stuff had been missing from their clothesline (that was back in the day when people actually line dried their clothes). I think they assumed that someone was stealing it... they just didn't know that someone was a cat.

[RPWeed]

Alright, now I do not want to get graphic about anything, but lately my youngest cat has had this thing about jumping down my pants leg while I'm using the restroom. It's really quite disturbing. While I am doing my business, he will curl up into a little ball at the bottom of my pants leg. I love our Mommy and Me time...just not like that.

[JDidGirl]

Alright, now I do not want to get graphic about anything, but lately my youngest cat has had this thing about jumping down my pants leg while I'm using the restroom. It's really quite disturbing. While I am doing my business, he will curl up into a little ball at the bottom of my pants leg. I love our Mommy and Me time...just not like that.

RPWeed... are we going to have to have an intervention? You know... you can love your pets... just don't love your pets... if you know what I mean? Next thing you'll tell us is that he gets a running start and then jumps in. Now that would be a sight to behold!

I have a little "angel" that keeps ripping the clear shower curtain to bits (you know, the plastic one that hangs behind the material one). I've had to replace it twice already. He thinks his Mommy & Me time is when my partner is in the shower. Seriously... yours sounds sweeter than mine... you want to switch?

[RPWeed]

Yes, please let's switch.

It's not so much that I love this cat...I'm afraid that he loves me.

Oh and the running start? Yes, that actually happened...headfirst dive down my pants leg.

Sometimes I feel that I'm losing the war...

[swampfox]

I'll have to say that you all are making me feel better about my cats. We have one that was occasionally peeing on the couch, but I think I've defeated him with a Batmobile-style covering of clear vinyl into which I installed grommets and tied it down tight with cord. Other than that they just knock things off of the furniture once in a while.

On the other hand, our two outdoor cats, who eat and sleep on the glassed-in back porch, are nearly perfectly behaved.

I don't know what my secret is. If I figure it out I'll tell.

[RocDocsWife]

RPWeed... are we going to have to have an intervention? You know... you can love your pets... just don't love your pets... if you know what I mean? Next thing you'll tell us is that he gets a running start and then jumps in. Now that would be a sight to behold!

I have a little "angel" that keeps ripping the clear shower curtain to bits (you know, the plastic one that hangs behind the material one). I've had to replace it twice already. He thinks his Mommy & Me time is when my partner is in the shower. Seriously... yours sounds sweeter than mine... you want to switch?

JDG, is that the same "angel" that was tied to the "TV fiasco"?

"Dogs have owners, Cats have staff"....and mine NEVER let me forget that.

BTW, does anyone know a good cat sitter? We've been through 2. My oldest (male, 9) has a bad case of separation anxiety.

:rolleyes:

[JDidGirl]

JDG, is that the same "angel" that was tied to the "TV fiasco"?

"Dogs have owners, Cats have staff"....and mine NEVER let me forget that.

BTW, does anyone know a good cat sitter? We've been through 2. My oldest (male, 9) has a bad case of separation anxiety.

:rolleyes:

That would be the same little angel actually... could there be any other?

I do know a very good pet sitter actually... depending on the area of town you live in. I think she's priced pretty reasonably as well. I know she mainly takes care of dogs (walking, cleaning up after, playing with), but I think she would take care of anything.

[I'mJustMe]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RTIapiCXZK4/R9XXV-HbdyI/AAAAAAAAAGc/iM1M57mORsc/s400/Cat%2BIn%2BHeat%2BCartoon.bmp

[JDidGirl]

Oh Gawd!!! That is too funny...

[RocDocsWife]

I sure hope this pic shows up!http://f361.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f40960%5fANuzo0IAAU00Secq7gLPnhXCC GE&pid=2.2&fid=Inbox&inline=1

[JDidGirl]

I sure hope this pic shows up!http://f361.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f40960%5fANuzo0IAAU00Secq7gLPnhXCC GE&pid=2.2&fid=Inbox&inline=1

I can't see it... what a let down... I'm sure it was a good one!

[RocDocsWife]

dang, sorry. I guess I don't know what I'm doing...... I'll try again

[Captain Worley]

I sure hope this pic shows up!http://f361.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f40960%5fANuzo0IAAU00Secq7gLPnhXCC GE&pid=2.2&fid=Inbox&inline=1

Try uploading it to tinypic.com.

[RocDocsWife]

Try uploading it to tinypic.com.

Thank you

[JDidGirl]

Well, I just wanted to tell you guys about a cat that we had that was not bad at all... in fact, she was super cool and one of the best pets I/we ever had.

Kiki was about 18... give or take... and she just had the best personality. And she was funny... and knew it. We always said if that cat could talk she would sound and act just like Dixie Carter's character off of the show Designing Women. Even people who disliked cats loved this one because, honestly, we're not sure she really thought or knew she was, in fact, a cat. Anyway, over the past year or so she started losing a lot of weight... basically getting that "old cat look"... you cat owners may know what I mean. We went to great lengths to make sure she was happy (and spoiled). She was fed can cat food every morning and every evening (our cats normally only eat dry cat food) and she was still drinking water and using the bathroom like she normally would. She stopped grooming herself so we just bought babywipes and cleaned her ourselves... you could tell she enjoyed it and probably wondered why she never forced us to do her work before. We agreed that we would let her live out her life as long as she could as long as we were sure that it was a good quality life and she wasn't in any pain. Yesterday, however, that changed. Her breathing became very labored and I found that she was bleeding when she went to the bathroom... we knew it was time. Yesterday evening around 5:30 we had to have her put to sleep. It was so hard, but we knew it was the right thing to do... the humane thing to do. We miss her terribly and we just hope she knows how much we not only love her, but appreciated her as well. She was the coolest!

Anyway, I just wanted to tell you guys about a very, very, very cool cat instead of the bad ones we talk about on here. Kiki was the best.

[Captain Worley]

Man, sorry to hear about that. Sounds like she had a grand ole voyage through life, though.

[JDidGirl]

Yeah, she had us trained pretty well... it was hard letting her go, but we feel confident that she had a happy life.

[RocDocsWife]

:hug: JDG, I am so, so sorry. I wish there was something inspirational that I could say to make you feel better......Ya'll will be in our thoughts!

RDW

[BTDT]

Sorry for your loss JD, but she'll be there waiting in the future. BD

[JDidGirl]

Thanks, RDW... we appreciate that. You know, those little boogers really do become a member of your family and when one passes it really is like losing someone close to you. My partner said it best... she loved that cat more than she actually likes most people.

[JDidGirl]

Sorry for your loss JD, but she'll be there waiting in the future. BD

We stayed with her through the "process" yesterday... we owed her that... and we told her that very thing... we would see her again one day.

[BTDT]

Thanks, RDW... we appreciate that. You know, those little boogers really do become a member of your family and when one passes it really is like losing someone close to you. My partner said it best... she loved that cat more than she actually likes most people.


Zoo has 2 rescues that are more family than pets, a Keeshond that his first family no longer wanted and a blind cat that was born under a car and Zoo's better half works. Both are spoiled and get quite upset when the kid leaves.

[ZooFuzz]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/funny-pictures-this-is-the-real-reason-youre-late-for-work.jpg

I see you're talking about the mama's boy (Kees) and my special needs kitten. The Boy and the Kid are attached at the hip, he gets upset every she's away from him for more than 5 minutes.

[ZooFuzz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo&feature=related


I've had cats like this one.

[JDidGirl]

The other night I heard something odd under my bed so I grabbed my phone and hit the camera button and snapped a pic to see what the fuss was under there. Here's Milo... the bad, bad cat. As you can see, he's done wonders with my mattress boxsprings... this hole is nothing compared to the one at the foot of the bed he's created to climb in and out of.

http://i44.tinypic.com/2yzbm9w.jpg

[I'mJustMe]

i had a cat who did that to the bottom of the couch once. who knew it was such fun to claw your way up into a couch from the underside. gotta love a cat!

[JDidGirl]

Oh... that's the bad cat that had the run in with the television too... if that tells you anything. I'm shocked I haven't come home to a pile of wood and bricks with his neck and head only sticking out because he finally managed to tear down the house.

[Cliff]

This critter still lives?

[JDidGirl]

This critter still lives?

Yeah... he does. Did you like the pic above? I think that was his "sweet" face, but heck, I don't know... he's rarely ever sweet so I wouldn't really know what it looks like.

[BTDT]

Oh... that's the bad cat that had the run in with the television too... if that tells you anything. I'm shocked I haven't come home to a pile of wood and bricks with his neck and head only sticking out because he finally managed to tear down the house.


http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1312/581569241_d4d8d5da86.jpg%3Fv%3D0&usg=AFQjCNEi9HiRSEZLb606geGGvYjqJQ3nbQ

Is this your cat???

[JDidGirl]

BTDT... have you been sneaking into our yard and taking pictures of our little angels? I'm not sure... I think the fangs on our cat Lucifer... er... I mean Angel Kitty... are a little longer.

[BTDT]

BTDT... have you been sneaking into our yard and taking pictures of our little angels? I'm not sure... I think the fangs on our cat Lucifer... er... I mean Angel Kitty... are a little longer.


Can I plead the 5th ?

[swampfox]

Sorry, it's all metric now. You can plead a liter or 750 ml.

[I'mJustMe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icWYg-gABIw

i love this video! and the music just fits it so well........

[Cliff]

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/chowmein.html

[Quintessence]

Well, I just wanted to tell you guys about a cat that we had that was not bad at all... in fact, she was super cool and one of the best pets I/we ever had.

Kiki was about 18... give or take... and she just had the best personality. And she was funny... and knew it. We always said if that cat could talk she would sound and act just like Dixie Carter's character off of the show Designing Women. Even people who disliked cats loved this one because, honestly, we're not sure she really thought or knew she was, in fact, a cat. Anyway, over the past year or so she started losing a lot of weight... basically getting that "old cat look"... you cat owners may know what I mean. We went to great lengths to make sure she was happy (and spoiled). She was fed can cat food every morning and every evening (our cats normally only eat dry cat food) and she was still drinking water and using the bathroom like she normally would. She stopped grooming herself so we just bought babywipes and cleaned her ourselves... you could tell she enjoyed it and probably wondered why she never forced us to do her work before. We agreed that we would let her live out her life as long as she could as long as we were sure that it was a good quality life and she wasn't in any pain. Yesterday, however, that changed. Her breathing became very labored and I found that she was bleeding when she went to the bathroom... we knew it was time. Yesterday evening around 5:30 we had to have her put to sleep. It was so hard, but we knew it was the right thing to do... the humane thing to do. We miss her terribly and we just hope she knows how much we not only love her, but appreciated her as well. She was the coolest!

Anyway, I just wanted to tell you guys about a very, very, very cool cat instead of the bad ones we talk about on here. Kiki was the best.

That is so sad. I am so sorry you guys lost her and had to go through that. You are so right that they are family members, our babies.

[Quintessence]

The other night I heard something odd under my bed so I grabbed my phone and hit the camera button and snapped a pic to see what the fuss was under there. Here's Milo... the bad, bad cat. As you can see, he's done wonders with my mattress boxsprings... this hole is nothing compared to the one at the foot of the bed he's created to climb in and out of.

http://i44.tinypic.com/2yzbm9w.jpg
I must admit that I am surprised that you haven't gotten rid of this one.

[JDidGirl]

I must admit that I am surprised that you haven't gotten rid of this one.

Oh boy... yes, Milo. He's bad. Really bad. He's tried to eat my little aquarium frog 3 times now. Litterally. I found his little aquarium knocked over twice and the third time I found my little frog (he's a little over an inch long) crawling on the living room floor. He's missing a back foot now. I've moved him (the frog... his name is Jethro) several times and Milo always finds him. Milo also has a thing for kitchen canisters. We came home the other day to find our big sugar canister on the kitchen floor in a thousand pieces and sugar everywhere. Oh, we knew who did it. He lost his "manhood" a couple of weeks ago... we hoped that would calm him down. No such luck. Good Lord, we're just hoping that he grows out of this... soon.

[Captain Worley]

We came home the other day to find our big sugar canister on the kitchen floor in a thousand pieces and sugar everywhere.

So it looked like a scene from Scarface, eh?

[Quintessence]

http://www.marketoracle.co.uk/images/janice_cat.jpg

[JDidGirl]

So it looked like a scene from Scarface, eh?

Yes, it's true. I ran to the bedroom checking for horse heads, but all I found was a small orange tabby cat sucking sugar off of his paws. What kind of sign do you think that could be (beside the sign "he friggin' did it!", that is)?

[swampfox]

I seriously need help with a cat problem. He is kind of old (at least 12 years) and he will not pee in the litter box. I have to keep my furniture covered with plastic and I will have to refinish my hardwood floors. I had to take up the rugs.

Anybody have an idea? I hate to euthanize him but this is getting to be too much.

[JDidGirl]

I seriously need help with a cat problem. He is kind of old (at least 12 years) and he will not pee in the litter box. I have to keep my furniture covered with plastic and I will have to refinish my hardwood floors. I had to take up the rugs.

Anybody have an idea? I hate to euthanize him but this is getting to be too much.

I had the same problem with one of mine. I finally let him go outside. Now, we don't live on a busy road or anything like that, but still... it was either that or have him put down. It changed his attitude 100%. Of course, you can also try a mixture of hydrogen peroxide & liquid detergent and spray it in the areas the cat keeps going in. It breaks down the enzymes and cleans it making it difficult for the cat to smell where it's been going to the bathroom... that helps too.

[swampfox]

I have tried using peroxide to clean the stains. I'll try mixing it with detergent.

I have a really bad black stain on the oak floor that was underneath the rug where I didn't know he had been peeing. (rugs are at the cleaners now) Any ideas for getting the stain out short of sanding?

There's no point in sanding and refinishing as long as he is alive. I don't think he could survive outside. This is a difficult time. When he is gone I will refinish the floors. But that could be years from now. The living room looks really bad now. Embarrassing to have guests. I can't cover it with another rug because the same thing would happen again.

The other indoor cat (much younger) is just fine. So are the outdoor cats, who eat and sleep on the glassed-in back porch at night.

I hold the dog responsible. He is supposed to be the head animal.

[Captain Worley]

Might want to take the cat to the vet. I've heard that if a catr has urinary problems, it may associate pain with the litterbox.

Worth checking.

[swampfox]

We already did that. The vet said that there is nothing wrong with his urinary system. It has to be a psychological thing. Don't know what to do about that. It's hard to train a cat.

I've been practicing with my dog with the leash in the back yard, and he was perfect. He's a good dog. A North Main Street mixed breed. Was rescued out of the woods along with three siblings when his mother got sick with heartworms. She died shortly after she was captured. But the puppies were all fine. Crazy about my dog.

[JDidGirl]

I'm telling you... let the cat go outside. If you are thinking about having him put down due to this then you have nothing to lose by seeing if his attitude changes by going outside.

Have you tried newspaper or that soft litter instead of regular litter? Some cats have an aversion to certain smells that litter gives off. How about an automatic litter box? Some cats just will not go in a litter box that another cat has gone in.

[Captain Worley]

Yeah, outside cat.

[Quintessence]

i hrd she call me a kreepy klown on othr thred. Do i look lik a kreepy klown? Do i? :(
Milo
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2007/12/26%20CAT%20CLOWN.JPG

[ZooFuzz]

JDG, I too have a cat named Milo, he's our special needs child. He was born under a patrol car and is almost completely blind. He is a very loving baby his best friend is another rescue named Buddy, we adopted him from the local animal shelter and he is full blooded Keeshond. When I can both to sit still at the same time, I'll post pictures.

[Quintessence]

JDG, I too have a cat named Milo, he's our special needs child. He was born under a patrol car and is almost completely blind. He is a very loving baby his best friend is another rescue named Buddy, we adopted him from the local animal shelter and he is full blooded Keeshond. When I can both to sit still at the same time, I'll post pictures.

What a sweet looking kitty.... Reminds me of our recent loss. Well, not so recent, but still feels that way. Zoo, I look forward to see some more pics.

[Captain Worley]

i hrd she call me a kreepy klown on othr thred. Do i look lik a kreepy klown? Do i? :(
Milo
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2007/12/26%20CAT%20CLOWN.JPG
That's the kind of clown photo I can live with.


JDG, I too have a cat named Milo, he's our special needs child. He was born under a patrol car and is almost completely blind.

Does he get around OK?

[JDidGirl]

http://i42.tinypic.com/2hxtxxt.jpg

See... this is the problem. Milo is bad... bad, bad, bad... but then he can be so cute and sweet. Here he is with the dog's Wubby... yep, he stole the Wubby from the dog, but still...

[RocDocsWife]

http://i42.tinypic.com/2hxtxxt.jpg

See... this is the problem. Milo is bad... bad, bad, bad... but then he can be so cute and sweet. Here he is with the dog's Wubby... yep, he stole the Wubby from the dog, but still...

Oh how adorable..........He sure doesn't look bad, but then again neither do mine. Looks are deceiving. Still, JDidGirl, he is adorable.

[Captain Worley]

http://i42.tinypic.com/2hxtxxt.jpg

See... this is the problem. Milo is bad... bad, bad, bad... but then he can be so cute and sweet. Here he is with the dog's Wubby... yep, he stole the Wubby from the dog, but still...

Weird. I found this on Satan's page on facebook.
http://i44.tinypic.com/2nja4bn.jpg

[JDidGirl]

Captain... that picture explains a lot. Just the mention of the words "holy water" has him screeching. Now I know why. Milo and I will be having a long talk tonight concerning his "friends".

[Gator96]

Weird. I found this on Satan's page on facebook.
http://i44.tinypic.com/2nja4bn.jpg

BUAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[Quintessence]

Worley! That IS hilarious! :D

[Quintessence]

Oh how adorable..........He sure doesn't look bad, but then again neither do mine. Looks are deceiving. Still, JDidGirl, he is adorable.

I concur! What an adorable photo of a seemingly adorable cat.

[Captain Worley]

^ But he's a minion of Satan, or so Satan claims on his facebook page.

I'd try to stay away from cats who truck with the Devil.

[JDidGirl]

I'd try to stay away from cats who truck with the Devil.

I'd have to stay away from all of ours then.

[Quintessence]

Captain... that picture explains a lot. Just the mention of the words "holy water" has him screeching. Now I know why. Milo and I will be having a long talk tonight concerning his "friends".

http://th01.deviantart.com/fs17/300W/i/2007/218/3/f/Pierrot_The_Clown__by_visual_sick.jpg

I'm waiting for you to come home, Mommy.

[Captain Worley]

Red x for me :(

[Quintessence]

Maybe this will help: http://th01.deviantart.com/fs17/300W/i/2007/218/3/f/Pierrot_The_Clown__by_visual_sick.jpg

[ZooFuzz]

Does he get around OK?



He does, but I think his sight is like my wife's hearing, it's selective.

[JDidGirl]

He does, but I think his sight is like my wife's hearing, it's selective.

Better watch out... I bet her aim is still pretty good.

[ZooFuzz]

http://www.memecat.com/images/memes/possessed_demon_cat.jpg

[RocDocsWife]

http://www.memecat.com/images/memes/possessed_demon_cat.jpg

Zoo, now where did you find my picture?????

[Quintessence]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/OctoMoon/Regret-nothing.jpg (http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vc21nLnBob3RvYnVja2V0LmNvbS9hbGJ1bXMvdj I4OC9PY3RvTW9vbi8/YWN0aW9uPXZpZXcmY3VycmVudD1SZWdyZXQtbm90aGluZy5qcG c=)

[ZooFuzz]

The cat formally known as Milo, is now known as "Ninja Kitty". He now hides in dark corners and attacks without warning!!!

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/02/Ninja-Cat.jpg

[I'mJustMe]

^owned!! :mrgreen:

[Quintessence]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v315/MaoKhan/494_sad_kitty.jpg

[Quintessence]

The cat formally known as Milo, is now known as "Ninja Kitty". He now hides in dark corners and attacks without warning!!!

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/02/Ninja-Cat.jpg


http://vampjac.com/lj/humor/lolcat/2008/sniperdog.jpg

[Quintessence]

http://vampjac.com/lj/humor/lolcat/2008/humans_land.jpg

[JDidGirl]

I will say... I think the neuter job we had done to Milo (sorry guys) has finally started to sink in a little. He's only bad about 21 hours a day now instead of the usual 24. Little by little...

[I'mJustMe]

I will say... I think the neuter job we had done to Milo (sorry guys) has finally started to sink in a little. He's only bad about 21 hours a day now instead of the usual 24. Little by little...

I think that's about the only way to get ANY male to straighten up. lol

:samurai:

[JDidGirl]

Now that's funny!

[Captain Worley]

http://vampjac.com/lj/humor/lolcat/2008/humans_land.jpg
That's funny!

I think that's about the only way to get ANY male to straighten up. lol

That isn't.

[JDidGirl]

Why is it when you mention getting your male cat neutered guys will automatically make that face and that sound of pain whereas when you mention having your female cat spayed you don't hear women making those hideous noises? Come on guys... it can't be that bad.

[Quintessence]

I have tried using peroxide to clean the stains. I'll try mixing it with detergent.

I have a really bad black stain on the oak floor that was underneath the rug where I didn't know he had been peeing. (rugs are at the cleaners now) Any ideas for getting the stain out short of sanding?

There's no point in sanding and refinishing as long as he is alive. I don't think he could survive outside. This is a difficult time. When he is gone I will refinish the floors. But that could be years from now. The living room looks really bad now. Embarrassing to have guests. I can't cover it with another rug because the same thing would happen again.

The other indoor cat (much younger) is just fine. So are the outdoor cats, who eat and sleep on the glassed-in back porch at night.

I hold the dog responsible. He is supposed to be the head animal.

http://chasingsquirrelswithrusty.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/okeh-so-there-wuz-this-squirrel-right1.jpg?w=225&h=300



Seriously, hope things have improved.
Good luck.

[Quintessence]

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q143/stellar1780_ac/Birthday_Cat.jpg (http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vczEzNS5waG90b2J1Y2tldC5jb20vYWxidW1zL3 ExNDMvc3RlbGxhcjE3ODBfYWMvP2FjdGlvbj12aWV3JmN1cnJl bnQ9QmlydGhkYXlfQ2F0LmpwZw==)

Hey, Bad Cat! Hope you had a fantabulous, super-fantanstic B-day! You are not only a BAD CAT, you're a COOL CAT, Baaaaaby!

BTW, remember, those years are behind you. You now venture into the next year of your life. ENJOY!

[JDidGirl]

Whew... bad kitty Milo was bad this weekend (big shocker). He went tearing around the living room like his tail was on fire (and, no, it wasn't) and somehow did a spring-board maneuver off the side of my head and face. Makeup is doing a nice job of covering it up today; however, he left me with some nice puncture marks and it is still very tender. The swelling has gone done at least. And, yes... the cat is still alive.

[I'mJustMe]

And, yes... the cat is still alive.

only because he had the good sense to hide and not come out anymore?? lol

[JDidGirl]

only because he had the good sense to hide and not come out anymore?? lol

That and because he was too darn fast in the first place. The shock of it all took a little time to wear off... and I was blinded by the blood running down my face, of course. No... afterwards he just fell over into a ball in front of the window and fell asleep. I left him alone.

[RocDocsWife]

DOGS HAVE OWNERS..........
CATS HAVE STAFF.........

I know, because I am staff for 3 monster siamese.

JDG, Milo was just showing his affection for you!:shock:

[Captain Worley]

JDG, Milo was just showing his affection for you!:shock:
Lest we forget...

Weird. I found this on Satan's page on facebook.
http://i44.tinypic.com/2nja4bn.jpg

[JDidGirl]

They do say that love hurts. Well, Milo's does, that's for certain. It'll make you bleed.

[BTDT]

The cat formally known as Milo, is now known as "Ninja Kitty". He now hides in dark corners and attacks without warning!!!

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/02/Ninja-Cat.jpg


Whew... bad kitty Milo was bad this weekend (big shocker). He went tearing around the living room like his tail was on fire (and, no, it wasn't) and somehow did a spring-board maneuver off the side of my head and face. Makeup is doing a nice job of covering it up today; however, he left me with some nice puncture marks and it is still very tender. The swelling has gone done at least. And, yes... the cat is still alive.


What's up with cats named Milo ???

[JDidGirl]

I think they feel that the name Milo is just too cutesy so they do everything in their little power to show you that they are NOT cutesy... not cutesy at all.

[Quintessence]

Whew... bad kitty Milo was bad this weekend (big shocker). He went tearing around the living room like his tail was on fire (and, no, it wasn't) and somehow did a spring-board maneuver off the side of my head and face. Makeup is doing a nice job of covering it up today; however, he left me with some nice puncture marks and it is still very tender. The swelling has gone done at least. And, yes... the cat is still alive.

GOSH! Did you run out of Kitty Confetti?!

[JDidGirl]

GOSH! Did you run out of Kitty Confetti?!

Trust me... he always makes his own. We find it all of the time... all over the house.

[swampfox]

If anyone would like a cat that pees everywhere just let me know.

[JDidGirl]

I'm telling you, Swampy... put the cat outside. He may not like it and you may feel bad, but you are saying that the only other solution may be to have him put down. This way it gets a fighting chance. Or... try diapers or a crate. I've totally crated Milo at night because he gets into too much and makes a mess or is too loud. He's fine in the crate all night. Maybe you need to try that with your cat at night or when you are not home. I know my other cat tends to wait when I'm not home or at night to pee on things.

[Captain Worley]

Yeah, I'd make him an outdoor cat. You have a few already, don't you?

[I'mJustMe]

If anyone would like a cat that pees everywhere just let me know.


lol

no thanks!! i had one that threw up hairballs all the time. she left a trail of them thru the house. believe me, there's nothing like getting out of the bed in the morning and stepping on one! :eew:

[swampfox]

I've been there. This morning.

[RocDocsWife]

I also have a cat that does the hair ball thing on a regular basis. She also eats too fast then throws it up! We call her bulimic (sp?). The other 2, well, let's just say, pure siamese.......

The joys of being cat slaves...............

[JDidGirl]

We had a bulimic cat... she would gorge herself and then throw up so she could eat more. We finally bought cat food that was really bland... she didn't like the taste as much so she didn't want to gorge herself and only ate when she was hungry. She would, however, steal a sandwich right out of your hand though. She was 18 and we had to have her put down recently. I miss that cat.

[RocDocsWife]

I know you miss her! She had a good life with you all. She's still around you in spirit. I truly believe that! I am feeding mine Purina Indoor formula. Do you have something to reccomend? I'm open......Anything that will make me not have to clean up undigested catfood........eeeeeeewwww

[JDidGirl]

If you don't mind something a little more expensive... go with Iams or Science Diet. Some kind of rice formula. Trust me... it tends to not be flavored as much and they don't gorge themselve AND they digest it better in general. You actually end up spending about the same because you aren't buying it as often.

[RocDocsWife]

If you don't mind something a little more expensive... go with Iams or Science Diet. Some kind of rice formula. Trust me... it tends to not be flavored as much and they don't gorge themselve AND they digest it better in general. You actually end up spending about the same because you aren't buying it as often.

Thanks, we'll give it a try!

[Quintessence]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/funny-pictures-kittens-follow-baby.jpg
I just thought this was too cute.

[RocDocsWife]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/funny-pictures-kittens-follow-baby.jpg
I just thought this was too cute.

You're right, that is just too cute!

[RocDocsWife]

One of my "bad cats". She's bulimic...........and today she has an attachment problem......

[ZooFuzz]

http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/fat-cat.jpg

Coming to a litterbox near you. The GodFather!

[Captain Worley]

Zoo, lately I've been unable to ee your pics at all....

[JDidGirl]

Yeah, I keep getting the big red "X" of death as well when it comes to the pics.

[Quintessence]

http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/fat-cat.jpg

Coming to a litterbox near you. The GodFather!

I love that face and facial expression, epecially those dark eyebrows above his ominous eyes. Looks like a bad case of IBS!

[Quintessence]

http://amyletinsky.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/funny-pictures-cat-demands-that-baby-worship-him.jpg?w=300&h=200
Especially you!!! And by YOU, you know who I'm talkin' 'bout!
And, if you don't think it's you, you better think again! <sinister laughter>

[Quintessence]

http://amyletinsky.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/scream.jpg?w=300&h=277
http://amyletinsky.wordpress.com/2009/06/01/basement-cats-humiliation/

[Captain Worley]

^Looks like that cat's making a skin suit like Buffalo Bob.

Both those cats like kinda familiar....

[RocDocsWife]

The video is about Kingsford the piglet but the cat behavior is typical.


http://classicfun.ws/the-sweetest-piglet-ever/2009/02/13 (http://classicfun.ws/the-sweetest-piglet-ever/2009/02/13)

[Quintessence]

http://images-partners.google.com/images?q=tbn:LLiL8qL7u6q_CM:http://image07.webshots.com/7/8/5/52/177080552GZVrfk_ph.jpg (http://home-and-garden.webshots.com/photo/1177080552055943421GZVrfk)
http://home-and-garden.webshots.com/photo/1177080552055943421GZVrfk
[/URL]
[URL="http://ownedbad.blogspot.com/2009/04/intoxicated-kitty-pic.html"] (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JF-QkmBmf2k/SekYHW1yHUI/AAAAAAAAAKo/d_2nn625QJ0/s1600-h/owned+cat+drunk.jpg)

[JDidGirl]

That first pic has just always bothered me. I know that cat is dead, but yet somewhere someone didn't think it was gross at all to play with it and pose it with stuff. Awe, poor little kitty.

[JDidGirl]

Hereeeeeeee's Milo... that's one bad kitty. He may look cute, but that's only because I caught him during a break from being bad.

http://i42.tinypic.com/25gf3f7.jpg

[Captain Worley]

DON'T LOOK INTO HIS EYES!!!!!!
http://i39.tinypic.com/54ajk5.jpg

[JDidGirl]

Uh-oh... Milo Kitty just sent me a message. He wants you to know, Worley, that you may have side-swapped his evil plan this time, but next time you will not be so lucky. You may know what he can do with his eyes, but you should see what he does with his tail. It's like a crazy mad weapon!

[Quintessence]

DON'T LOOK INTO HIS EYES!!!!!!
http://i39.tinypic.com/54ajk5.jpg
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/lolcat-funny-picture-moderator1.jpg

[JDidGirl]

That last pic is just a picture of Milo's secretary. Hard at work helping him take over the world... one set of blinds at a time. (Milo is now the window blind killer. He goes nuts zooming around the house and then he just slings himself into the window causing mass destruction to the blinds along the way.)

[RocDocsWife]

OMG, all of the above are so funny and unfortunately so true. My bulimic kitty doesn't lick windows, she licks blinds.......The oldest chews on the edges........I can't have my hummingbird christmas tree because of the kitties, I can't......Oh well, I just can't have anything pretty.....Using my laptop is like a circus act......I'm so tired........

[RocDocsWife]

BTW, Milo is still adorable! Looking that is. I totally understand the tail thing.....

[swampfox]

That's why I only use the cheapest plastic shades available, $3-4 at WalMart or wherever. Easier to break, but the aluminum ones got all bent up and I could never fix them back. When they look too bad I just replace them.

After these, NO MORE HOUSE CATS. I love our two outdoor/porch cats. But NOT the house cats.

I've probably got 10 or more years to wait on the youngest house cat to shed this mortal coil, so my life is pretty much ruined.

[RocDocsWife]

That's why I only use the cheapest plastic shades available, $3-4 at WalMart or wherever. Easier to break, but the aluminum ones got all bent up and I could never fix them back. When they look too bad I just replace them.

After these, NO MORE HOUSE CATS. I love our two outdoor/porch cats. But NOT the house cats.

I've probably got 10 or more years to wait on the youngest house cat to shed this mortal coil, so my life is pretty much ruined.

That's what I do....5 bucks at Dollar General or Maxway. Toss and replace......

[JDidGirl]

Yeah, our blinds are definitely the cheaper style... all because of the cats. The sad part is... looking at our house from the outside (or inside, for that matter) I don't think there is one single window that doesn't have some sort of mucked up blind because Milo Andretti and his racing ways. Oh my GAWD... flies... he goes nuts over a simple fly. If one gets in the house from outside, he goes berserk trying to catch it (again, the blinds pay the price)... and he usually does catch it. Of course, sometimes he misses the fly and catches us.

[RocDocsWife]

Yeah, our blinds are definitely the cheaper style... all because of the cats. The sad part is... looking at our house from the outside (or inside, for that matter) I don't think there is one single window that doesn't have some sort of mucked up blind because Milo Andretti and his racing ways. Oh my GAWD... flies... he goes nuts over a simple fly. If one gets in the house from outside, he goes berserk trying to catch it (again, the blinds pay the price)... and he usually does catch it. Of course, sometimes he misses the fly and catches us.

I know about those flies! I do have a question tho.....Does Milo eat the fly when he catches it. Mine do the "catch, kill, leave on floor" method...

[Quintessence]

That is what they call a small gift. ;) It could also be a reminder that although they are indoor kitties, they are still mighty hunters!

[Captain Worley]

That last pic is just a picture of Milo's secretary.

Wow, Milo has a personal secretary? That must be great. I bet she decorates his office on his birthday and everything.


That is what they call a small gift. ;) It could also be a reminder that although they are indoor kitties, they are still mighty hunters!

That's true. cats do like to pay tribute where appropriate.

[JDidGirl]

I know about those flies! I do have a question tho.....Does Milo eat the fly when he catches it. Mine do the "catch, kill, leave on floor" method...

No... the little nasty bastid eats them. Gobbles them up before I can even yell for him to drop it.

[JDidGirl]

Wow, Milo has a personal secretary? That must be great. I bet she decorates his office on his birthday and everything.

No... actually the secretary just does admin duties for Milo. He doesn't pay her enough to go out of her way to do the other things. That would cost a whole lot more and I'm sure that even if she was paid more her attitude would still be a little bitter about having to do it. She can be a little catty as well.

But we all know that she really is the brains behind the whole operation.

[Captain Worley]

http://i40.tinypic.com/v2s5kw.jpg

[ZooFuzz]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/156/390344245_c9ad84adbc.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/themightyjimbo/390344245/)



"Is Milo home?"

[JDidGirl]

I would totally let that dog in... or even trade Milo for him. That's too cute!