DRUGS..........Make you STUPID!!!!

[ZooFuzz]

Marlboro deputy faces misconduct charges

Erick Flowers, 26, of 105 High St., McColl, is charged with misconduct in office.
Flowers is accused of trading his duty-issued shotgun for about 12 methadone pills
http://www.thestate.com/breaking/story/525118.html

[JDidGirl]

<sigh>
<shakes head over and over again>

There's really not much anyone can say about this guys. Idiot (and I do mean I~D~I~O~T) just really doesn't say enough, but it is one of the more fitting words I can think of. Wow.

<sighs again>
<continues to shake head?

[General Jack Ripper]

Drugs dilute our precious bodily fluids.

And that ain't good...

[swampfox]

And don't forget that commie plot about the fluoride in the water.

[General Jack Ripper]

Don't get me started on flouride!!!

[ZooFuzz]

Don't get me started on flouride!!!


Turns you into ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cliff]

This flamer is not amusing anymore.

[cuebald]

Any more?

You once thought he was?

Most interesting...

[swampfox]

Working on it.

BTW, aren't there some drugs that make you smarter? Or is that just science fiction stuff?

Maybe chip implantation is the way to go.

[us 378]

I've always wondered if there are drugs that could make you smarter. Street drugs is dumb and the "war on drugs" is just dumb.

[swampfox]

I don't know about making you smarter, but there is one out for a few years now called Provigil that helps tremendously in keeping you alert. There is no physical sensation with it whatsoever, no "buzz", and there are no significant side effects. No side effects as far as I know. They are used regularly by airline pilots and others who have to darn well stay alert.

The dang thing is paying for it. Insurance companies try to refuse to pay for it at $8 per standard 100 mg tablet. Should be available as a generic in just a few years.

[ZooFuzz]

I don't know about making you smarter, but there is one out for a few years now called Provigil that helps tremendously in keeping you alert. There is no physical sensation with it whatsoever, no "buzz", and there are no significant side effects. No side effects as far as I know. They are used regularly by airline pilots and others who have to darn well stay alert.

The dang thing is paying for it. Insurance companies try to refuse to pay for it at $8 per standard 100 mg tablet. Should be available as a generic in just a few years.


Would be great for students cramming for exams, as long as there's no major side effects.

[swampfox]

I use it regularly. The state makes the doctor fill out a LOT of extra forms to justify it, and then there's kind of a big co-pay. It's hard to believe but you feel no sensations from it at all. You're just alert.

I understand that it's available on the street, but probably for at least twice the retail pharmacy price. But would I try selling mine? NO! I don't have the right clothes for it.

[Captain Worley]

Turns you into ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://img108.mytextgraphics.com/photolava/2008/09/17/zombiedog-fl7wlk0v.jpeg

[swampfox]

There's nothing scarier than zombie chihuahuas!

Except maybe clowns.

[Captain Worley]

Cowns are dang scary! Zombie clowns...(shudders).<SHUDDERS>...unimaginable.

[JDidGirl]

Cowns are dang scary! Zombie clowns...(shudders).<SHUDDERS>...unimaginable.

I'm still trying to figure out what a "cown" is. I'm pretty sure I would be darn afraid of it though. :finga: ~Sorry, Captain... just had to.

Let me tell you about clowns. They are just plain evil. They are scary and wrong.

[Captain Worley]

I'm still trying to figure out what a "cown" is. I'm pretty sure I would be darn afraid of it though. :finga: ~Sorry, Captain... just had to.


Obviously they scare the 'L' out of me.

[Quintessence]

^BWAAAAAHAAAHAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA!!! :D
Spewed water!
<SPEWED water><SPEWED water>
<SPEWED water>http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:0_t1BB2TiZoz9M:http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/5/1/5/4/9/ar118929131494515.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/5/1/5/4/9/ar118929131494515.jpg&imgrefurl=http://activerain.com/blogsview/198418/Long-Island-Pee-Wee&h=531&w=800&sz=64&hl=en&start=1&um=1&usg=__Fd3k_wvjp0KJR7CaHLJWlh3NT7M=&tbnid=0_t1BB2TiZoz9M:&tbnh=95&tbnw=143&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dspit%2Bdrink%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rls %3DTSHA,TSHA:2006-07,TSHA:en%26sa%3DG)

Man! What a mess!
That was a great one, Captain!

[Captain Worley]

Hope you didn't spew on the keyboard!

[JDidGirl]

Good one Captain... funny, seems like I heard that one somewhere before...

http://search.aol.com/aol/redir?src=image&s_req=9d39e45e1297dcda&s_cq=evil+clowns&s_cid=326685141260307986616759025747500171190&s_cim=1221664539963&s_cu=http&#37;3A%2F%2Fi150.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2F s89%2Fgagorder13%2Fgifevilclown.gif&s_cd=ImgDet&s_cm=image_details.M.xml

[Captain Worley]

NOOOO!!!!

[Quintessence]

Dang, Jdidgirl!!! Jump Back!! And My Chair Has Wheels! Smacked The Back Of My Head On The Wall!!! That Is Worse Than Those Ghost Sighting Videos!!!

[JDidGirl]

Well, to me all clowns are like that! Scary and evil. They give me nightmares...

http://search.aol.com/aol/redir?src=image&s_req=5c2db305e1cbbc7e&s_cq=toy+clown+cartoon&s_cid=59112940762768469760863352178396936050&s_cim=1221669612541&s_cu=http&#37;3A%2F%2Fwww.rebelliousarabgirl.net%2Fpic tures%2F2007%2F08%2Ftoy_clown_by_nocturnal_devil.j pg&s_cd=ImgDet&s_cm=image_details.M.xml


The caption reads... "Little Joe was never afraid of anything until Mommy got him his toy clown"

[ZooFuzz]

http://data1.blog.de/blog/p/plasticine/img/8140-Evil-Clowns.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozXbz_Vo5Qg&feature=related

[Captain Worley]

Dude, that's just wrong on so many levels.

So here's the evil clown that started my lifelong clown fear. Rated the Number one villian on Scooby Doo, I give you

http://www.retroist.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/1ghostclown.gif

http://www.retroist.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/clown.jpg


To this day I still hear him in my sleep. “Watch the pretty coin of gold and you will do what you are told…” The Ghost Clown was the villain in the episode called Bedlam in the Big Top. I remember that episode name because it sent chills coursing through me whenever it came on the TV. Of course you could take anything that is scary and to make it scarier by just adding a clown. On the scary scale of 1-10 clowns rate a 64 and a Hypno-Clown rates off the chart.
When unmasked it turns out to be: Harry the Hypnotist

From http://www.retroist.com/2007/10/27/top-5-scooby-doo-villains/

[JDidGirl]

Captain... it takes a big man to admit his greatest fear... frankly, I can't stop laughing at yours. (kidding... I'm kidding...)

[Cliff]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p47/KE4MIV/Smilies/HDude.gifhttp://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p47/KE4MIV/Smilies/36_11_6.gif

[swampfox]

Hey, the Cap'n is not alone!

Clowns were the reason I started carrying. I draw a big red nose on my target sheets at the range.

Look at the Joker on Batman. Nothing but a glorified clown.

Parents! Protect your children!

[Captain Worley]

Tell me this wouldn't peg the scary-meter:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/182/365192689_d139da3ff4.jpg?v=0

[BTDT]

http://www.sciencefictionfantasyhorror.com/images-articles/2005/09/scary-clown-2005.gif
http://www.scaryforkids.com/evil-clown-pictures/
http://www.frightcatalog.com/i/600x600/1210001.jpg

M.Jackson.....This is enough to scare anybody...
http://www.frightcatalog.com/

[Quintessence]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:RBJbvd5SU_eTCM:http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/watchdog/blog/cops-arrest-clown.jpg (http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/watchdog/blog/cops-arrest-clown.jpg)

Get 'em, Z! Sure hope this clown didn't need a
lesson in semantics. "Slow down." "Stop."

[Quintessence]

Dang, BTDT! The back of my head was just beginning to heal from JDidGirl's clown pic! Man, that smarts!

[JDidGirl]

First of all, Captain, that was a crappy picture to post. I have a fear of those pedophile vans and I have a fear of clowns. Thanks for throwing the two together for one terrible nightmare I'll have tonight.

Second... BTDT... that Michael Jackson mask is the scariest mask I've ever seen. Just hang it in the window of the "pedovan" and you would have yourself a horror movie.

[Captain Worley]

Just in case you can't get enough of scary vans:

http://www.scaryvan.com/

You really can find anything on the interwebz.

[JDidGirl]

Here's another van that has gotten a little scary with age

http://search.aol.com/aol/redir?src=image&s_req=30f0eef812213058&s_cq=eddie+van+halen&s_cid=60752802280416428989693870116482998127&s_cim=1221751351053&s_cu=http&#37;3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews.com%2Fimages%2F26855 1%2F0_61_Eddie_Van_Halen.jpg&s_cd=ImgDet&s_cm=image_details.M.xml

Eddie Van Halen that is...

[Captain Worley]

He hasn't aged too well...

[JDidGirl]

He hasn't aged too well...

Well, he's what? 140 years old or something like that? I'd say he's been pickled pretty well. Oh wait... he's only 53? Wow... never mind.

[Quintessence]

^Wow... < expression of disbelief by a defendant on a court TV show ><EXPRESSION show TV court a on defendant by disbelief of><EXPRESSION show TV court a on defendant by disbelief of>

Don't think age.... Well, just Wow....

[Quintessence]

Sorry, folks. Searched for frightening vans clown and found this:

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:fCZc3Q_egvus3M:http://www.moonbattery.com/barack-obama-clown.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.moonbattery.com/barack-obama-clown.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2007/08/&h=450&w=450&sz=34&hl=en&start=4&um=1&usg=__JZ5jBbWvfpD_PsCUpBAyjNHal_g=&tbnid=fCZc3Q_egvus3M:&tbnh=127&tbnw=127&prev=/images&#37;3Fq%3Dfrightening%2Bvans%2Bclowns%26um%3D1% 26hl%3Den%26rls%3DTSHA,TSHA:2006-07,TSHA:en%26sa%3DN)

We should take a poll: Do you find this frightening?

[swampfox]

That's cool.

[Quintessence]

You're kidding (?) Almost didn't post...worried would cause an upheaval.... eeeeeeeee....

[swampfox]

I t did, but on the other side of the world. It was on the news, an uninhabited south Pacific island swelled up like a balloon, then fell out of sight beneath the blue waters.

And the truly weird thing: There was not a single ripple of a wave. No wave at all. The impossible happened while hundreds of the world's most prominent scientists looked on, helplessly.

So don't feel bad about it. There are forces greater than our own.

[Captain Worley]

Sorry, folks. Searched for frightening vans clown and found this:

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:fCZc3Q_egvus3M:http://www.moonbattery.com/barack-obama-clown.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.moonbattery.com/barack-obama-clown.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2007/08/&h=450&w=450&sz=34&hl=en&start=4&um=1&usg=__JZ5jBbWvfpD_PsCUpBAyjNHal_g=&tbnid=fCZc3Q_egvus3M:&tbnh=127&tbnw=127&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfrightening%2Bvans%2Bclowns%26um%3D1% 26hl%3Den%26rls%3DTSHA,TSHA:2006-07,TSHA:en%26sa%3DN)

We should take a poll: Do you find this frightening?

That looks kinda like when someone made the poster with Ray Nagin after Katrina.

Scary.

[JDidGirl]

Sorry, folks. Searched for frightening vans clown and found this:

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:fCZc3Q_egvus3M:http://www.moonbattery.com/barack-obama-clown.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.moonbattery.com/barack-obama-clown.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2007/08/&h=450&w=450&sz=34&hl=en&start=4&um=1&usg=__JZ5jBbWvfpD_PsCUpBAyjNHal_g=&tbnid=fCZc3Q_egvus3M:&tbnh=127&tbnw=127&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfrightening%2Bvans%2Bclowns%26um%3D1% 26hl%3Den%26rls%3DTSHA,TSHA:2006-07,TSHA:en%26sa%3DN)

We should take a poll: Do you find this frightening?

I feel like I should be talking to this guy about buying a used car...

[ZooFuzz]

http://www.ihateclowns.com/ncstore/media/fullshirts/b.jpg
http://www.ihateclowns.com/ncstore/originalb.html



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An old game revised to cyber space type .. Great fun, great sound effects with the game. See if you can beat it.

[Quintessence]

Dang, Z! I need to take the wheels off my chair! The back of my head can't take all this! Oieeee....

[Quintessence]

I feel like I should be talking to this guy about buying a used car...

Great one! :D

[swampfox]

I got to get a shirt like that. I cannot stand clowns.

[Quintessence]

What?! Forget the shirt! Where is the corn?!

[Quintessence]

http://www.bjwinslow.com/albums/babes/2_sexy_clown.sized.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.bjwinslow.com/albums/babes/2_sexy_clown.sized.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.tomatopages.com/folsomforum/index.php&#37;3Fact%3Dfindpost%26pid%3D232968&h=640&w=463&sz=98&hl=en&start=2&um=1&usg=__qoZzIyX-Z4hoSsDY5RM7WAOJsEE=&tbnid=8KAxUDTD0Osk2M:&tbnh=137&tbnw=99&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsexy%2Bclowns%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rl s%3DTSHA,TSHA:2006-07,TSHA:en)http://www.costumesinc.com/SKUimages/large/83219.jpg

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m116/twiztid_kitten/EvilClowns1.jpg

[ZooFuzz]

http://bp3.blogger.com/_7_VME45R1Ak/RzoyFoVt2hI/AAAAAAAAAoU/ylajFM_oqSs/s1600-h/1.jpg

[Quintessence]

http://hollywoodcostumesandparty.com/costumes/hollywood/more/clown.jpg

[Quintessence]

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/porn&#37;20clown%20blind%20date.jpg

[ZooFuzz]

Clowntown
Clowntown
Everyone here is a clown
Bad clown
Sad clown
Everyone here is a clown
Tall clown
Bald clown
Everyone here is a clown
Clowntown
Clowntown
Everyone here is a clown
Nude clown
Prude clown
Everyone here is a clown

Clown car
Drives far
Honk on the horn of the car
Small clowns
All clowns
Wave goodbye to the clowns.

[SouthernBoy]

He, my favorite movie is "Clowns from Outer Space".

[Captain Worley]

Isn't it Killer Clowns from Outer Space?

[A little confused]

Clowntown
Clowntown
Everyone here is a clown
Bad clown



That is in Marlboro County isn't it!!!

[BTDT]

That is in Marlboro County isn't it!!!


I think he was reffering to Horry County


Pretty good for a "B" movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_BPcDOjJCc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnsyXYnPoAE The whole movie 1 hour 26 minutes

[swampfox]

I'll tell you a drug that drives me absolutely up the wall and that's Neosporin. I use it on cuts and scratches, or anytime the skin breaks, but it just freaks me OUT!!

Doesn't seem to do that to other people.

[JDidGirl]

I'll tell you a drug that drives me absolutely up the wall and that's Neosporin. I use it on cuts and scratches, or anytime the skin breaks, but it just freaks me OUT!!

Doesn't seem to do that to other people.

I've heard they are going to outlaw it soon. They've been manufacturing it down in Mexico. The street price is going up too. You may want to stock up, but don't forget to keep it stashed pretty good. You don't want to get busted for possession with intent to distribute.

[swampfox]

I've got five tubes in my bathroom right now. Just waitin' for it to go on sale again somewhere.

[cuebald]

But back to where we were, folks.

Send in the clowns. Naked clowns. Lots of 'em.

http://www.contracostatimes.com/ci_10538885?source=most_viewed

[Quintessence]

^ Man! I think you guys have messed me up for life, not that I wasn't a mess already, just that ya'll are scary with the clowns! I use to love clowns. Gee, thanks guys! I love you, too.

All I have to say, Cue, is that at least it is for a good cause.

(Not that there's anything wrong with that.... <remaining calm, cool, and...>)

Didn't smack my head on the back wall this time, but I have a bit of a mess to clean up here.

[swampfox]

Those nekkid clown pictures were absolutely the scariest things I've seen in decades. I won't sleep tonight. I may not sleep again.

Dang!

[Quintessence]

Make-up and costume need to remain on! I'm almost certain that this is taught in the ethics classes in clown school! At least, you'd hope!

[Quintessence]

^ Oh, yeah! DANG!

[ZooFuzz]

Those nekkid clown pictures were absolutely the scariest things I've seen in decades. I won't sleep tonight. I may not sleep again.

Dang!


They're coming to get you Swampy http://www.nakedclowncalendar.com/bio.html















Apiphobia- Fear of bees.
Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman.
Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns.
Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions.
Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia.
Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture.
Geniophobia- Fear of chins.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.
Kosmikophobia- Fear of cosmic phenomenon.
Leprophobia or Lepraphobia- Fear of leprosy.
Myxophobia- Fear of slime.
Nyctophobia- Fear of the dark or of night.
Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams.
Proctophobia- Fear of rectums.
Q-none
Rhabdophobia- Fear of magic wands.
Syphilophobia- Fear of syphilis.
Tetanophobia- Fear of lockjaw, tetanus.
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.
Verminophobia- Fear of germs.
Walloonphobia- Fear of the Walloons (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walloons).
Xerophobia- Fear of dryness.
Y-none
Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.

[swampfox]

Yeah, I have coulrophobia. And I hadn't thought about it but I'm also a little afraid of slime and rectums.

Dang! It's a scary world.

[ZooFuzz]

Next time your at the Food Lion, just don't bend over in the soap isle (sp).

[swampfox]

Man, you can't even get into the Food Lion out here without walking through slime, so I usually go somewhere else.

[Captain Worley]

I would think syphilophobia would not be a bad thing.

[swampfox]

One of my favorites was left out. Triskadekaphobia, the fear of a certain number that comes after 12 (we dare not speak its name). And then there's concretojointophobia, the fear that if we step on a crack we'll break our mother's back.

Let's not call it fear. Let's call it caution.

[SouthernBoy]

Isn't it Killer Clowns from Outer Space?


Right you are Captain!

The movie is a riot! Someone had to be on drugs to think that movie up!

[BTDT]

http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=68542&catid=142





Nuff said.

[Quintessence]

http://bp3.blogger.com/_7_VME45R1Ak/RzoyFoVt2hI/AAAAAAAAAoU/ylajFM_oqSs/s1600-h/1.jpg

Hey! How'd you get that?! They said that file was closed. i ...i mean, that girl was under seventeen! How'd you get that pic?! i...i mean, my friend might take legal action..... Well, maybe.

[Captain Worley]

^^Whoa! Looks like Rainbow Bright's gone bad!

[BTDT]

GREENVILLE, S.C. -- Two men are being held in Greenville after police say they stole a man's ATV and then tried to sell it back to him.

The man said Ralph Pernell Lewis, 41, and Justin Antwan Johnson, 21, were arrested after the man told them he'd need to go to the bank to get money, and once inside, he called police.

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MAN!!! I told you we shoulda repainted it first!!!<!--stopindex-->

[snapper in madison al]

I don't know about making you smarter, but there is one out for a few years now called Provigil that helps tremendously in keeping you alert. There is no physical sensation with it whatsoever, no "buzz", and there are no significant side effects. No side effects as far as I know. They are used regularly by airline pilots and others who have to darn well stay alert.

The dang thing is paying for it. Insurance companies try to refuse to pay for it at $8 per standard 100 mg tablet. Should be available as a generic in just a few years.
I think I will stick with my Red Bull...it works wonders ! I read they used a certain drug (which is in Red Bull) to boost the soldiers morale when fighting the Vietnam War. This drug does something to stimuli the brain. Trust me it works.

[ZooFuzz]

Dang, BTDT! The back of my head was just beginning to heal from JDidGirl's clown pic! Man, that smarts!




http://www.humour.com/images/zoneNoire/scary_clown.jpg


HNY, Q. Z

[Quintessence]

Upside down
Boy, you turn me
Inside out
And round and round
Upside down
Boy, you turn me
Inside out
And round and round

Upside down
Boy, you turn me
Inside out
And round and round
Upside down
Boy, you turn me
Inside out
And round and round

Whew! Might change my direction on a few things after seeing THAT! Haven't had a Nestle Crunch in a while.
HNY to you 2, Z! Thanks!

Q ...hny...whew....


(lyrics-Upside Down by Diana Ross)

[Captain Worley]

Dang, Zoo!

[swampfox]

We need to come to some understanding about clowns. I say that they're a menace.

[BTDT]

http://domania.us/Oaccess/BHO/ObamaClownCar-.gif

[ZooFuzz]

Marlboro deputy faces misconduct charges

Erick Flowers, 26, of 105 High St., McColl, is charged with misconduct in office.
Flowers is accused of trading his duty-issued shotgun for about 12 methadone pills
http://www.thestate.com/breaking/story/525118.html


I realize I started this thread about drugs affecting your judgement, and quite a few of us including myself got way off topic and into clowns. This thread needs to get back on topic, so a new thread was created for those who are into scary, funny, weird, or in some cases sexy......clowns.

So the clowns went to "
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Pleasant Dreams ?

[BTDT]

Robbery suspect killed in fiery crash

http://www.thestate.com/breaking/story/645095.html
CHARLOTTE -- One robbery suspect is dead and another in police custody after a bizarre pursuit Thursday night that ended in a fiery wreck that has shut down a portion of the Brookshire Freeway.
Police say that in their haste to get away, robbery suspects crashed one car and then carjacked an SUV from a plainclothes Gaston County police officer.
In the confrontation, at least two shots were fired by the officer before the Chevy Suburban crashed and burst into flames. The fiery wreck was fueled by ammunition in the truck.





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Police have identified the dead suspect as Takim Skipper, 20.
http://media.thestate.com/smedia/2009/01/09/09/658-fierycharlottewreck.embedded.prod_affiliate.74.jpg (http://media.thestate.com/smedia/2009/01/09/09/405-fierycharlottewreck.standalone.prod_affiliate.74.j pg)
A photo taken by a witness seconds after a Thursday night wreck on the Brookshire Freeway and sent by email to the Charlotte Observer. The photographer explains: "I was driving home just after the SUV crashed and started burning. The first (Charlotte police) crusier just pulled up as I passed the burning SUV. I took a quick photo before it exploded

[Gator96]

Now THAT'S gonna save money on court costs!!

Unless, the family files civil.

When are people going to learn to quit running from the cops? Better yet, don't commit crime! DUH!

[Captain Worley]

Dirty Maty, Crazy Larry.

[swampfox]

Dang!

[BTDT]

http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=71765&catid=142]

Middle School Students Catch Drunk Teacher on Video
http://www.wltx.com/assetpool/images/090324111202_drunk.jpg

Land O'Lakes, Fla. (WTSP) -- Video has now surfaced of a Pasco County teacher accused last week of coming to class intoxicated and forcing students to dance in an inappropriate manner.
District administrators say 42-year-old Kylene Nelson remains on administrative leave pending a decision on her future by the Pasco County School Board.
Reports show the teacher had a blood alcohol level of 0.26 and later ran from campus to a nearby community center where she was found passed out by a pool.
A student, who did not want to be identified, told 10 Connects Nelson reeked of alcohol and was making strange faces during first period Language Arts class.
Later, music was turned on and, students say, the teacher began grabbing them and demanding they dance.
"She started saying, 'If you don't dance with me, you guys all fail,'" the student recalled.
At one point, witnesses say Nelson partially exposed her butt while dancing with a 13-year-old boy.
"We told her, 'Miss Nelson, please pull up your pants', and she did, but then they fell down again and she held them there," the 8<SUP itxtvisited="1">th </SUP>grader said, also noting her teacher did not appear to have on underwear.
"She was kinda grinding, like, putting her butt against you," the student said.
A recommendation on how to discipline Nelson will be made during an April 21<SUP itxtvisited="1">st</SUP> school board meeting. The decision on whether or not to terminate her employment will ultimately be left up to the Pasco County School Board.
In a separate incident from October of 2006, reports indicate Nelson failed to show up for a third period class at Seven Spring Middle School. A school resource officer found Nelson passed out in her car surrounded by bottles of wine.
She was ordered to change schools and undergo a substance abuse program, but remained employed with Pasco County Schools.
Students say Nelson was an excellent teacher, but now hope she can get help for her alcohol problem.


I wonder if she went to job fair at the Topless Club?

[BTDT]

Man sentenced after selling crack to officer (http://www.thestate.com/breaking/story/736089.html)


A Columbia man will serve 20 years in prison for selling crack twice to undercover officers.





Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, I'm an moron!!!

[ZooFuzz]

SUMTER, SC (WIS) - A Sumter County sheriff's deputy http://wistv.images.worldnow.com/images/10746750_BG1.jpg
is accused of providing alcohol to teenagers, including the 14-year-old daughter of a state trooper.
Deputy Michael Boulware was arrested and charged with three counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
"It was very surprising, very devastating, I'm very upset about it," said Highway Patrol Officer Robert Falls of Sumter.
Falls says his daughter was one of three 14-year old girls who got alcohol from Boulware.
http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=10746750



Sounds like he's been smoking the crack evidence.

[ZooFuzz]

Deputy Michael Boulware was arrested and charged with three counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Bond was set at $10,000 for each of the charges, for a total of $30,000.


Bond was too low, should have been higher.

[ZooFuzz]

http://www.wltx.com/assetpool/images/0847153714_marijuanaleafweb.jpg

Agents seize $1.2 billion worth of pot in Calif.

More than 318,000 marijuana plants were destroyed in the operation



FRESNO, Calif. - Federal and state agents have arrested 83 people accused of growing more than $1.2 billion worth of marijuana in a crackdown on illegal pot gardens in California's Sierra Nevada range.
Local officials said several Mexican marijuana-growing cartels helped set up the grow sites scattered throughout rocky mountainsides of eastern Fresno County, and they warned that more arrests were likely as the sweep continues.
More than 318,000 marijuana plants were destroyed in the operation, which also netted nearly $41,000 in cash, 25 weapons and two vehicles, Fresno County Sheriff Margaret Mims said Thursday.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32113759/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/
http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z27/inflowkansasboy/marijuana-restaurant-a7c.jpg

[Cowboy]

If they would make it legal they could concentrate all that time and resources on something important.

[swampfox]

Exactly, CB. We finally agree on something.

[ZooFuzz]

SUMTER, SC (WIS) - A Sumter County sheriff's deputy http://wistv.images.worldnow.com/images/10746750_BG1.jpg
is accused of providing alcohol to teenagers, including the 14-year-old daughter of a state trooper.
Deputy Michael Boulware was arrested and charged with three counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
"It was very surprising, very devastating, I'm very upset about it," said Highway Patrol Officer Robert Falls of Sumter.
Falls says his daughter was one of three 14-year old girls who got alcohol from Boulware.
http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=10746750



Sounds like he's been smoking the crack evidence.





Ex-Deputy Accused of Sex with 14-Year-Old
http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=76737&provider=top



Watch your 6 !!

[ZooFuzz]

Woman arrested after Charlotte airport bomb claim
http://www.thestate.com/2010/07/02/1361238/woman-arrested-after-charlotte.html




When the officer asked Smith if she had anything in her pockets, police said, the woman responded, "I have a bomb."
Smith repeated that statement, adding an expletive, when she was asked the question a second time, federal officials say.
A supervising officer was called to the scene and asked Smith if she had anything in her pockets.
Police said Smith responded "a bomb, cuz I am a (expletive) terrorist."

[ZooFuzz]

Woman charged with airport bomb threat out on bond







CHARLOTTE —
– A Virginia woman who is facing charges involving allegations that she told security workers at a North Carolina airport that she had a bomb was released on bond Friday, authorities said.


The U.S. Attorney’s Office confirmed Danielle Shanese Smith, 25, of Virginia Beach, Va., had been released, adding Smith is not allowed to fly commercially or enter an airport until her case is concluded.




<SCRIPT type=text/javascript>if ($('#story_assets').length == 0 && $('#assets_ad #yahoo_300x250_ipbtf div').length == 0) { $('#assets_ad').hide ();}</SCRIPT>Smith was arrested Wednesday at Charlotte-Douglas International Airport and charged with giving false information. Authorities said Smith told security workers several times that she had a bomb and also that she was a terrorist.


According to an affidavit, Smith and another person had planned to take a US Airways flight to Norfolk, Va.


Smith’s attorney did not immediately return a phone call seeking comment.





Read more: http://www.thestate.com/2010/07/03/1362429/woman-charged-with-airport-bomb.html#ixzz0sf0klnjQ



Have a nice bus ride.

[RocDocsWife]

^^ Dude..............Quint............can I haz anutter brownie!

[ZooFuzz]

Man Charged After Bringing Pot to Courthouse
http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=93408&provider=top


An Atlanta man has been arrested after
authorities say they found 19 bags of marijuana in his pocket at
the Fulton County Courthouse.



Stupid is as stupid does.

[JDidGirl]

Well, he probably figured that he could find a pretty good customer base there.

[swampfox]

I thought there was a 20 bag minimum in Atlanta. Or maybe they go by weight.

[Cliff]

Gallon Zip Locks http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p47/KE4MIV/Smilies/36_11_6.gif

[ZooFuzz]

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-cocaine-buttocks,0,4183071.story

Man Says Cocaine Found in Buttocks Isn't His



I'm just holding it for a friend.

[ZooFuzz]

Woman Dials Wrong Number, Offers Dope To Police Chief
http://www.4029tv.com/news/25333165/detail.html?source=htv





Wonder if this happened in Lee County?

[BTDT]

Cheech & Chong are alive and in jail in Columbia, SC at "The Glenn".







Richland County deputies discovered more than a ton of marijuana following a traffic stop Wednesday.



http://www.thestate.com/2010/11/12/1558885/swaying-trailer-filled-with-112.html#ixzz156OqPU6R



Hi gang, missed ya. The Z is taking a break this weekend and said I could play on his puter.
I'm back in town and will be checking in from time to time, still don't have the funds to buy a new CP (but then again WHY? when I can use Z's). Ya'll have a great weekend. BTDT!




PS. WHat did ya'll do to the Fox ?

[Cliff]

2600 pounds = 1&#189; tons
ooOOOK


Must be a Dillon grad.

[ZooFuzz]

Don't Let Crack Heads Sing at Your Funeral
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUmyuDDnkBI



As a friend stated for this video:
"Another nominee for the Alvin Greene election team."

[Captain Worley]

Now you can't tell me this freak show wasn't on drugs....

http://www.wistv.com/story/16146064/cops-man-burned-kitten-to-death-in-charcoal-grill

[Cliff]

He has a curable physical disability.
His neck is too short.