EMS Chicks

[SuaveMedic]

Are there any "Hot Chicks" working for Richland County? I'm thinking about moving up there and working.

[emsmedic11]

what is the pay and work schedule like at richland??

[Captain Worley]

Are there any "Hot Chicks" working for Richland County? I'm thinking about moving up there and working.

Great way to make important decisions in your life.

[Gator96]

Seriously.

[Captain Worley]

Maybe he could catch a job of some sort in a nudie bar. That would meet his rigorous requirements.

[SuaveMedic]

Maybe he could catch a job of some sort in a nudie bar. That would meet his rigorous requirements.

That's not a bad idea, but I never heard of that. I am a traveling medic. I get my kicks on route 66.

[Unregistered1010]

how are you traveling and for what??

[Unregistered18187]

What do you know about traveling and in search of?????

[Unregistered1001]

Are there any "Hot Chicks" working for Richland County? I'm thinking about moving up there and working.

I KNOW 1 HOTTIE THERE!!

[swampfox]

She's taken.

As of happy hour this evenin'.

[Unregistered666]

You are right. She is taken by everyone else?? ha ha!!

[Unregistere????]

hey, 18187 be carful about talking about traveling and being in search of. There may be some people here that don't need to know about that kind of stuff?? If you know what I mean?

[swampfox]

She said she had never really met a man before.

[Its A Dirty Job]

Those strippers fall off of those poles pretty often, sometimes causing life threatening injuries. These situations are not for the faint of heart. You really must know your stuff or you could get torn apart out there. Im not so sure a "traveling medic" needs to get him or herself into such a dangerous business. You probably should just stick to the all night cheap sex book stores until you get used to things. Even that position can get the best of you. An old medic friend of mine worked at one of those and after his fifth severe penile fracture he was just completely burned out and had to go to work for a provocative panty store. Last I heard, he was completely spent. As for the question, are there any hot ems chicks? All ems chicks are hot chicks.

[swampfox]

Is she really working her way through medical school, or did she make that up too?

[swampfox]

The one I'm talking about actually did make a freight train take a dirt road once.

Lots of injuries, all minor.

We were lucky.

[UnregisteredDHEC45]

Most of the female medics that work for RCEMS that I have seen were very good looking. But they were also very professional. They did'nt look like they would be interested in an idiot "Travel Medic". The ones I have met and known would probably eat "Suave" alive.

[swampfox]

Face it guys. If you're well past the high school years and you've worked your way up to minimum wage, maybe more than once, and you buy more car (or truck) than you can afford consistently, and if you sit night after night on a couch somebody gave you drinking cheap beer and watching television, chances are you're going to live out the rest of your days the same way. Everybody feels good when somebody cleans up their act and does good, but what are the chances, really?

But what does that say about your chances with the hottest chicks? Not much really. It depends on what you call "hot". If she needs to have a standard anorexic body type and maybe a deep interest in the home shopping channel, your loser behind probably has a better shot than some guy with several times your character, honor, courage, ambition and integrity but with a cheaper car that he CAN afford and won't lose to the finance company.

Live large, my derelict brothers. And never forget that I was there before you.

[swampfox]

Talked with some of the hot EMS chicks this morning. It's just as I said. They are just as likely to get all worked up over a proven loser as they are over a decent man.

Of course that's using the popular definition of "hot". I like the ones that you don't get tired of talking with.

Of course, again, it's not a problem when I drive up to the club in my Beamer Z4. I have all of the options. They have none.

This is as it should be.

[cuebald]

Beamer? What happened to the Maserati?

You Richland guys should never have to drive anything so cheesy as a lowly Beamer.

[swampfox]

Sold the Maserati. It wouldn't slow down enought to park it.

[swampfox]

Chantilly lace and a pretty face
And a pony tail hanging down
That wiggle in the walk and giggle in the talk
Makes the world go round
There ain't nothing in the world like a big eyed girl
That makes me act so funny, make me spend my money
Make me feel real loose like a long necked goose
Like a girl, oh baby that's what I like

[EMSBOY]

I know a few-magan,lea,and cinthia

[cuebald]

Do they go out with men who can't spell their names?

[swampfox]

Some will, if he's got a nice bass boat.

[ZooFuzz]

Had a girl in the shop last night, she had great bass. She brought a nice little pistol.

[Captain Worley]

Wildey?

[ZooFuzz]

Cap, as for bass and fishing, she has outstanding equipment and some great bait. Says she catches some big fish. said the pistol was drive away some really ugly fish she has been having problems with.

[Captain Worley]

HAHA Good one, Zedeff!

[swampfox]

Probably some old alligator gar fish been giving her trouble.

She'll need some decent firepower to get through that thick skull.

[ZooFuzz]

Probably some old alligator gar fish been giving her trouble.

She'll need some decent firepower to get through that thick skull.


Cor-Bon and a good whip!!!!

[swampfox]

We used to use a hammer.

I guess those beautiful innocent days are gone.

Tell her not to use hollow points or there may not be any fish left to eat.

[JDidGirl]

Maybe he could catch a job of some sort in a nudie bar. That would meet his rigorous requirements.

I'm sorry... he said he was looking for "hot chicks". Have you seen the type of women that work at the nudie bars around here? Whew... I don't they meet his requirements at all. But, you know, this guy is thinking about making a huge life decision (moving to a new town) based upon the hope of meeting hot chicks. Uh... maybe nudie bars are what he's looking for.

[cuebald]

I'm sorry... he said he was looking for "hot chicks". Have you seen the type of women that work at the nudie bars around here?

They don't call them topless bars for nothing...

[swampfox]

I've seen the "type" of women who work at these bars around here, even though I haven't been to one. There was a bunch of them at WalMart today buying lingerie. I thought there was going to be a fight when a stocker came out with a new box of see-throughs.

[Gator96]

:vom: Collard greens again.

[swampfox]

Hey, no harm done. They don't let you try on underwear, or return it.

I can't tell you how many times I've tried.

[swampfox]

Is there ANY chance of an EMS chicks calendar anytime soon? It wouldn't HAVE to start in January.

A year's a year.

[Captain Worley]

It does have to be twelve months, though.

[swampfox]

Probably what they'll need to do for the first one is make a year-and-a-half calendar, starting with July 08 going through December 09.

This first one will be a bargain!!

After that they'll be on schedule.

[Vindicator 1]

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[AmericanMan]

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Your point? Moore is a piece of S*#&!!!!!!!!!

[swampfox]

But pieces of anything get it right once in a while.

[little o]

Ems chicks cant compare to the Richland county chicks in uniform...hotties!

[little o]

Richland County lady Deputies are way hotter than the ems dames..