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swampfox
10-02-2007, 09:51 AM
The Cowboys' Code, also known as The Code of the West, is one way of saying what we used to think of as admirable character. It certainly doesn't describe any major political, social, or religious group anymore.

A cowboy always tells the truth and keeps his word.

A cowboy is a Patriot standing for Truth, Justice & the American way.

A cowboy never betrays a trust or takes advantage.

A cowboy is brave, but never careless.

A cowboy defends the weak and helps them.

A cowboy is kind to children, old folks, and to animals.

A cowboy is free from racial and religious prejudice.

A cowboy is clean about his person and in thought, word, and deed.

A cowboy is loyal, hard working and maintains a high ethic.

A cowboy is thankful for what God has given him.
Gator96
10-02-2007, 10:06 AM
Just don't squat with your spurs on...
better days
10-02-2007, 11:57 AM
Pinch it off and wouldn't even have to wipe.
cuebald
10-02-2007, 01:39 PM
Good idea.

Oak leaves are OK and pine straw leaves a bit to be desired, but cactus pads are the pits. Horned toads don't work much better, either.
swampfox
10-02-2007, 05:47 PM
Don't even consider the Gila monsters.
Bright Idea
10-02-2007, 08:21 PM
You fools don't even stay on topic in your own damn threads. How would you like it if a gran boludo like me come here and posted **** on your thread, huh? I think I'll do it so you know what it feels like.
Should I change my name? I can do it since I'm still not registered. You can't. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
swampfox
10-02-2007, 08:39 PM
Boy, you have such an inflated concept of your significance it is well into the pathological range.
Gator96
10-03-2007, 09:59 AM
Home, home, on the psychological range... :music1:
cuebald
10-03-2007, 08:34 PM
I think the formal psychological term is either "totally wigged out" or "loopy as a cheap sweater". I can't remember for sure.
swampfox
10-03-2007, 09:17 PM
That kid just disappeared like a snowball in a volcano!

Wonder what was up with him?
cuebald
10-03-2007, 09:45 PM
Probably ran a little low on invective and went over to read the EMS threads and get a refill.

He'll come back. Good criminals always do.
swampfox
10-03-2007, 10:03 PM
I thought I had seen everything while teaching school.

A young person in his position is often aggressive and mean. Don't know why.

I suspect that if we'll just pay attention he'll tell us.
cuebald
10-03-2007, 11:14 PM
If only he had been funny...
Captain Worley
10-04-2007, 09:38 AM
A young person in his position is often aggressive and mean. Don't know why.

It's natural for the young males to challenge their elders. Its part of growing up. So is the inevitable 'putting in their place' of the youngster by said elders. I think it is all part of the learning process and proof of the old adavge that old age and treachery will always defeat youthful enthusiasm.

I think BI just got schooled about this.
swampfox
10-04-2007, 05:14 PM
He got owned.

But his secret mission was apparently a success.

NSA?
Captain Worley
10-04-2007, 06:17 PM
Worse than owned, he was pwn3d.

I can't wait to see his magnum opus on his work here. I hope he signs a copy for me.
swampfox
10-04-2007, 06:37 PM
That boy was definitely all hat and no cattle.
cuebald
10-04-2007, 10:41 PM
He's back again -

posted a couple times today on the "EMS as a Profession" thread as "unregistered119".

A cowboy he ain't.
swampfox
10-04-2007, 10:54 PM
I hope he's not riding bareback.
cuebald
10-29-2007, 08:12 AM
Some things a horse won't do.