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cuebald
06-12-2007, 10:15 PM
The biggest problem with sports today is that they have all been taken over and ruined by obscene sums of money.

Pickup baseball was a kid’s paradise in my youth and played with any number of players who showed up and whatever equipment could be scrounged. You haven't lived until you play softball in a pasture with fresh cowpies for bases (Yes, I HAVE done it. It gives a whole new meaning to 'sliding into home').

Today's kids can’t play unless they have regulation bases, a lined field, a Louisville Slugger, two dozen new baseballs, fluffy gloves, cleats, uniforms, and herds of busybody parents standing around screaming who make life miserable for all involved on both teams. Ditto football.

We need to invent a new sport, a PEOPLE’S sport, a sport that can be played anywhere by participants at any skill or physical fitness level with minimal equipment in almost any amount of available space.

All the truly ridiculous balls have been invented already, and to use a puck requires a certain amount of compromise with the playing area as does curling. Bowling with frozen turkeys is a nice novelty, but how can you take part in a game during recess at school or on your lunch hour?

Are we smart enough and creative enough to come up with something? Any ideas?

Gator96
06-13-2007, 10:14 AM
Pick-up-sticks is a great sport!

swampfox
06-13-2007, 11:04 AM
Any ideas?

How about hubcap golf?

You mark off about a ten-foot diameter circle, stand about 50 yards away, and you can either roll the hubcap or throw it like a frisbee until you get it in the circle.

It's an offshoot of frisbee golf.

And then there's eye wrestling, where you just stare at somebody until they lay on the ground and pin themselves.

And my favorite, the potato relay. (Hint: No hash browns!)

cuebald
06-13-2007, 10:31 PM
Nah, we need something that doesn't take a lot of space.

Like marbles. Kids don't shoot marbles any more since the advent of video games. Too simple, and you have to actually DO something.

People don't carry jack knives like they used to, so mumbly peg is out.

I don't have a clue where you could get a set of tiddly winks these days.

What sport can we create that can be played with some simple, common object that everyone carries?

Captain Worley
06-14-2007, 08:39 AM
Crazy eights? War? BS?