Ain't that just like a liberal...

[swampfox]

Doggone liberals wanting to talk about some dadgum ideas all the time. Heck, I ain't got time for ideas. That's just another one of their commie tricks, I'm tellin' you!

Don't listen to no ideas! Dangerous! Protect your children from ideas too, especially other people's ideas!

Dadgum liberals!

[swampfox]

Just last night, some dang liberal called me and wanted to talk about injustice.

Who's got time for that? I hung up on him like the phone was on fire.

[swampfox]

Drivin' around today, I passed a chain gang cleaning up the side of the road.

Nothing but a bunch of liberals, from the look of them.

[swampfox]

If it was all up to me, liberals would be changing their own oil, patching their own tires, and generally taking care of themselves.

[Captain Worley]

I saw a guy standing on the street corner. he was leaning up against a post.

Dadgum liberal! Leaning on posts the whole live long day!

[swampfox]

Hey, I can pull up a post with my winch anytime. At least if I can get her away from the BiLo parking lot, that is.

Where was it?

[swampfox]

Dadburn liberals getting all upset over global warming.

If they had been brought up right they'd know that they were headed for a very hot place one day. Surprise, surprise!

[swampfox]

Answer me this, liberals.

Why doesn't diversity include me? I like Chinese food (if it's a buffet), I buy a lot of stuff made overseas from WalMart. I have more hats (adjustable caps) than anybody I know. Hell, I believe everything I hear, no matter who says it.

Am I not diverse enough for you?

[Captain Worley]

Excellent cartoon on liberals in Non Sequitor (cartoon strip in the State paper) today. Dang liberal ideas like voting and owning land.

Sheesh!

[swampfox]

Hey, if it was up to the liberals, EVERYBODY could vote.

Imagine what a problem that would cause.