Swansea PD

[FloridaFan]

Ponder away....and wonder...what is SO good about her that she can fight crime, protect the citizens all the while not breaking a nail!

[bluelinebro]

From what I've heard, she did a pretty good job catching her prey, but in Moped Man's defense, A car or truck is alot harder to hide than a moped and i moped can get into places that a car cannot.

[FloridaFan]

Well, yes, I must concede that moped's can go alot of places cars cant. ie. bushes..etc. I just wonder why Moped Man didnt jump out of the car and chase his prey down! LoL:chin:

[bluelinebro]

I can't say for sure why he didn't. I don't know about you but i personally cannot run 20-30MPH and keep up with a moped. but you had a good point if the person he was chasing was on foot.

[610]

What is all this about a Moped?:beer:

[bluelinebro]

rumor has it that an officer went 10-0 with a guy on a moped, and the moped got away after going into a back yard between alot of shrubbery. And the officer didn't think it would be a good idea to take out the bushes with the patrol car so he tried to cut him off at the next street but due to traffic he lost him. is that what you heard FF?

[FloridaFan]

First of all, why does 610 need to ask these questions? Shouldnt that person already know? Unless they are just a "dream team wannabe"!! :loser:
I heard a similar version of this story. It seems that the officer (who shall remain nameless) *moped man* did'nt want to be next on the list of officers who have wrecked their cars! LoL:alright:

But, in moped man's defense I will have to say Crackheads on Mopeds with Trailor Park Teeth and Grocery Store Feet are EXTREMELY hard to apprehend. Especially when they are dodging in and out of skreets and crack houses.:pistols:

The only advice that I can offer to moped man is to talk to AG..she can help you out on trapping your prey and getting the best results possible! LoL :jive:

[General Lee]

What About 604?

[610]

Just wanted to c if u had your information right.:rambo:

[FloridaFan]

Anybody see the picture in the State of the "Dream Team Leader" and his protoge?

[DixieChic]

is it in today's paper?

[FloridaFan]

Yeah, in the Neighbors section

[bluecamel]

That is VERY funny!!!! They are such goofy folks!:music1:

[FloridaFan]

That is VERY funny!!!! They are such goofy folks!:music1:

What is so goofy about it? :shrug: Thats a very good idea on saving the town money! And it looks like it would be fun too! The only question I have is..where did they put the cooler? LoL j/k!

[General Lee]

Riding a gator is so much fun, they can really burn rubber.....hey u could chase mopeds with it.

[Bearcat]

That Gator may have done a better job catching that moped. :cheer:

[FloridaFan]

This is all true, all very true! It is definately an "all terrain vehicle" LoL I bet it could even go through bushes!

[General Lee]

yea if we could get some of those magic flip flops then we could out run that moped!!

[610]

Can it be used for personal reasons?;)

[possum]

Well, this is the swansea pd we're talking about. Everyone knows that when spence and hayes screwed roland over, the spd was gonna be another south congaree speed trap.

[610]

That is SOOOO true!!! They only look out for themselves!!:violin:

[DAY DREAMER]

What's the matter....did you both get fired or let go? From what I have heard, Roland screwed himself out of a job. That back room will get you into trouble, thank goodness for the robin wall!

[FloridaFan]

What's the matter....did you both get fired or let go? From what I have heard, Roland screwed himself out of a job. That back room will get you into trouble, thank goodness for the robin wall!

Oh no you didnt! :lmao: Rahhh..thats so funny! SPD wasnt the only place he screwed around at! Try South Congaree too!

[possum]

What's the matter....did you both get fired or let go? From what I have heard, Roland screwed himself out of a job. That back room will get you into trouble, thank goodness for the robin wall!

Don't flatter yourself. The only person that could fire me is me, and that ain't gonna happen.

I don't make statements based on emotion or opinion. They are easily disproven. I make objectional statements.

You CAN NOT argue with objectiveness, unless you are a fool.

I also realize that some folks know everything, and you can't convince them otherwise (and I wouldn't waste my time trying).

Don't take what you've HEARD and assume it's factual. That puts you into that group that argues with objectiveness.

I am simply an unbiased third party observer. If the spd wants to screw itself into a podunk pd, that's fine with me.

If they work themselves into a model department, good for them. I don't care either way.

I simply stated the truth with no spin. However, if you want to concern yourself with folks screwing one another, or screwing the town, keep listening, and you'll hear something. When you do, ask me about it, and I'll pull the particles of truth from your rumor, and tell you what REALLY occurred.

[GRITS]

It's all happening at the cabin. I do believe it. I do believe its true.

[The Riddler]

Don't flatter yourself. The only person that could fire me is me, and that ain't gonna happen.

I don't make statements based on emotion or opinion. They are easily disproven. I make objectional statements.

You CAN NOT argue with objectiveness, unless you are a fool.

I also realize that some folks know everything, and you can't convince them otherwise (and I wouldn't waste my time trying).

Don't take what you've HEARD and assume it's factual. That puts you into that group that argues with objectiveness.

I am simply an unbiased third party observer. If the spd wants to screw itself into a podunk pd, that's fine with me.

If they work themselves into a model department, good for them. I don't care either way.

I simply stated the truth with no spin. However, if you want to concern yourself with folks screwing one another, or screwing the town, keep listening, and you'll hear something. When you do, ask me about it, and I'll pull the particles of truth from your rumor, and tell you what REALLY occurred.

Last Time I checked SPD was a model department......Try Pelion or Gaston

[swampfox]

How much do their models charge?

[Gator96]

Are they the blow-up kind with moveable appendages?


Just checking.

[GRITS]

Are they the blow-up kind with moveable appendages?


Just checking.

LOL!!!!

[FloridaFan]

NO, they are the kind of models with SUPER-GLUE! Sometimes one could go as far as to say CRAZY GLUE!:razz:

[cuebald]

I had an Invisible Man model when I was a kid. Never could find all the parts.

[bluelinebro]

Cuebald, sorry to hear about your problem, at least you found some of the parts. also, i just noticed that this thread seems to be the most popular on this site, why is that? almost 29,000 views. nothing else is even close. i guess swansea pd is just very interesting to some?

[Captain Worley]

Swansea IS quite a fascinating place. I have a feeling a lot of the hits are coming from the people running Clinton's campaign for governor. Last I heard, there was an excellent possibility that the campaign headquaters was going to be stationed in the log cabin.

The termite/demolition thing was just a ruse.

[possum]

Last Time I checked SPD was a model department......Try Pelion or Gaston

Please refer to line four of the statement you quoted.

It is rumor that Wyatt Earp gave birth to the hole in the wall gang in the cabin

[cuebald]

I'll bet that smarted. Natural delivery or C-section?

[possum]

not sure.

Seems like it would have been natural, with a slug of whiskey. People were tougher back then, or maybe just dumber.

In some third world countries, pregnant women in the field stop working long enough to give birth, then tether the babe to their breast and continue working.

not sure about the whole umbilical cord issue, though.

I guess they would just gnaw the child free.

[GRITS]

Is Wyatt Earp running on the Swansea ticket with Clinton? Oh what joy!

[cuebald]

not sure.

Seems like it would have been natural, with a slug of whiskey. People were tougher back then, or maybe just dumber.

In some third world countries, pregnant women in the field stop working long enough to give birth, then tether the babe to their breast and continue working.

not sure about the whole umbilical cord issue, though.

I guess they would just gnaw the child free.


I thought maybe they shot their way out and that's where they got their name. Delivering a Winchester lever action .30-30 would tickle, I would imagine.

[swampfox]

At least you'd have a damn fine rifle out of the deal.

[cuebald]

Is Wyatt Earp running on the Swansea ticket with Clinton? Oh what joy!

Clinton and Earp go together in a lot of minds in this state.


I think they are the perfect combo to turn this ship around.

[swampfox]

You know, I've read several commentaries in big media that pointed out a lot of similarities between Wyatt Earp and Bill Clinton.

He's going to make a great governor of SC.

[Rosco P. Coltrane]

Me and my little fat buddy would love to catch the General Lee. Police works my life!

[GRITS]

Stroll on over to Pelion or Swansea Rosco. There are a lot of General Lees out there. They'd be easy to catch. Many of them are up on blocks.

[DAY DREAMER]

Bubba is the man!!!!


I have to disagree.....GEORGE IS THE MAN!!!!:hail: :hail: :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9: :love: :hail:

[Town member]

Daydreamer, You are so right about George being the Man after the Gail and the Camper episode.

[cuebald]

Daydreamer, You are so right about George being the Man after the Gail and the Camper episode.


Catch us up on Gail and the camper, if you would. Sounds interesting.

[610]

What is up with those Swansea boys and their campers???:shhh:

[Rosco P. Coltrane]

I busted a portable prostiution ring in a RV!

[Uncle Jessie]

I don't think George has a camper, but I do know that the cop from hell has one, and he has been seen driving Gail around.:badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin:

[DAY DREAMER]

yeah, didn't he get stuck in the mud with her also?

[Uncle Jessie]

Yeah, that's what I heard, and they were way back in the woods.

[GRITS]

Was it mud wrastling?

[FloridaFan]

What is up with those Swansea boys and their campers???:shhh:

That was just wrong! LoL:loco:

[bluelinebro]

I have a "camper" and I enjoy it, plus it makes a nice dog house if i get kicked out. and like the saying goes, if the campers arockin;, don't come a knockin. I was wondering if anyone could tell me if Flip Flops make good dancin' shoes. it seems to me the poppin sound they make could really help one keep the beat.

[DAY DREAMER]

I am sure the Flip Flop man would try it at least once. He loves to dance. You need to be careful admitting you have a camper around Swansea. That is dangerous. Just ask the Town Member!

[bluelinebro]

well im not from Swansea, but i dont understand what could be dangerous about having a camper, unless they are a hot item

[DAY DREAMER]

oh they are a hot item alright!

[Uncle Jessie]

Well if you ask Flip Flop Man, I'm sure that he will tell they are definitely a hot item. And besides you can move them anywhere anytime.

[bluelinebro]

well thats one of the things i like about 'em, they are mobile, and everywhere you go is another vacation.

[DAY DREAMER]

sounds like you are quite the expert on campers, maybe you should give Flip flop man some tips!

[bluelinebro]

well i'd like to meet him, he sure seems like a popular fella. maybe one day

[DAY DREAMER]

He is a very nice guy, but George is still my favorite!

[Rosco P. Coltrane]

I suggest the 1973 Winnabego white with green trim......its the best whore machine around!

[Uncle Jessie]

Well bluelinebro, you don't need to follow in flip flop man's footsteps. You know that campers can cause a lot of trouble.

[bluelinebro]

Does SPD have a camper or something, a mobile command center? I was just trying to see how this all relates to SPD? I know i did see one of swansea's finest stopping a camper last week sometime, actually it was more like a rolling hunk o junk, but i digress

[bluelinebro]

i didnt realize that uncle, but i appreciate the advice.

[Uncle Jessie]

Just think if they did have one, it could have been dispatched to the moped incident.

[DAY DREAMER]

Swansea with a mobile command center....now that is funny!!!!!! I wonder where they would store it.

[Uncle Jessie]

Probably need to ask 601 about that.

[bluelinebro]

that must have been some moped incident, but yeah, if they had maybe he wouldn't have gotten away. one thing ive noticed on here, spd seems to be infamous for mopeds and flip flops

[DAY DREAMER]

Just think if they did have one, it could have been dispatched to the moped incident.


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Go Moped Man Go!


Uncle Jessie, you are killing me!

[DAY DREAMER]

that must have been some moped incident, but yeah, if they had maybe he wouldn't have gotten away. one thing ive noticed on here, spd seems to be infamous for mopeds and flip flops



Mopeds, Flip flops and Campers!!!!

[bluelinebro]

i dont know what 601 is, but i know most departments park them in a parking lot. does swansea have one of those?

[DAY DREAMER]

My guess would be that 601 is a unit number but I could be wrong about that!


Maybe they could park it where the old napa store used to be.

[Uncle Jessie]

Well bluelinebro, maybe spd can get Roscoe P Coltrane to help them with these chases. You know he has plenty of hot pursuit expertise.

[DAY DREAMER]

Did Roscoe ever catch the dukes? I can't remember!

[Uncle Jessie]

Maybe once or twice

[cuebald]

Mopeds, Flip flops and Campers!!!!

Oh, my!

[anybody]

Anybody going to the Swansea lawn mower races tonight??

[Captain Worley]

I hear it'll be a grass kicking good time.

[cuebald]

I hear all the gay blades will be there.

[Captain Worley]

Nah, that's Earlwood Park v-ball.

Lawnmower racers are true men.

[cuebald]

You mean like in Ben Hur with the little spinning blades to chop the tires off the opponents? Do they carry short swords?



Wouldn't a demolition derby be more fun? Or maybe jumping them over a dozen or so cars like Eval Knieval?

[swampfox]

Mopeds, Flip flops and Campers!!!!

Everybody here knows that I don't like to brag on myself, but I was in the movie version of "Mopeds, Flip-Flops and Campers". Remember Count von Zipper? Yours truly.

[cuebald]

Count Von Zipper? Really???? So YOU'RE the one Bill tried to emulate when he met Monica. Very,very, groovy. Life does imitate art, after all.

[Rosco P. Coltrane]

Maybe once or twice

oh tidly tudly, it was more than that! U dukes just lie all the time!

[Uncle Jessie]

Roscoe, you know them boy's always managed to escape, just like the moped.:D

[swampfox]

Them Dukes is mighty slick!

[FloridaFan]

Yeah, I heard that Flip-Flop man can be pretty "Light on his feet" at times! :stickman:
What was it that Major Payne said? "Ive been known to cut a rug or two in my day.." :jive:

[cuebald]

Them Dukes is mighty slick!

Okay - I'll bite. How Slick Are They?

[swampfox]

Slicker than a eel in a hog waller.

Actually the slickest thing you might run across in normal life (outside of a big laboratory) is ice on ice. There is very nearly a zero coefficient of friction.

So if you really want to have fun and the pond freezes solid this winter, tie some blocks of ice on your shoes and go skatin'.

CAUTION: Never do this unless you're absolutely sure the ice is thick enough. It rarely is around here.

[cuebald]

It never gets that cold here. When I was in Oregon it got so cold one winter that if people went for a walk and slowed down too much, their shadows froze to the street and broke off.

A lot of kids made their spending money chipping them loose and selling them back to the owners.

[bluelinebro]

uncle jessie, im glad you finally put your picture on here. I was wondering who you were. my brain was spinning faster than a moped trying to figure it out. Im not sure what all this stuff related to the DUKES means but we aint just whistlin dixie. ill figure it out one day.... when i grow up

[DAY DREAMER]

Good luck on figuring out who Uncle Jessie is. He is really sneaky! You have to watch out for him.

[FloridaFan]

Roscoe, you know them boy's always managed to escape, just like the moped.:D

Uncle Jessie, What do you know about mopeds??:bath:

[Uncle Jessie]

Well I do know that they can very easily elude police cars who are in hot pursuit.

[Boss Hogg]

Anybody can elude that jackass Rosco!

[Enos]

Mr. Hogg sir you shouldn't make fun of the sheriff like that.

[better days]

You know, sometimes, now just sometimes, I worry about yall.

[Uncle Jessie]

Enos you couldn't even catch a opossum on a gum bush.:dumb:

[DAY DREAMER]

Mr. Hogg sir you shouldn't make fun of the sheriff like that.



I just love Enos!!!!!! Why can't they make police officers like that anymore!

[bluelinebro]

You know, sometimes, now just sometimes, I worry about yall.

you and me both. I think some of these people need a reality check. i believe they have hazzarditis or something that definitely needs to be treated by a professional

[DAY DREAMER]

you and me both. I think some of these people need a reality check. i believe they have hazzarditis or something that definitely needs to be treated by a professional


Like you have room to talk Gaston Camper Man!!!!!

[FloridaFan]

Hey, dont pick on gaston camper man! he cant help it that he cant be on the FEMALE DREAM TEAM! He is just a squirrel..tryin to get a nut! LoL:alright:

[DAY DREAMER]

I guess he will find out about the FDT friday!!! I wonder if they will see any mopeds? Maybe the FDT can show him how to catch one!

[FloridaFan]

PUHLEASE! What you talkin' bout...the FDT will be runnin' from all the men on mopeds! LoL Two cuties with ALL OF THEIR TOOTHS...them Swansea boys cant resist that!:cheer:

[DAY DREAMER]

WATCH OUT BOYS!!!

[Uncle Jessie]

I agree with daydreamer, you don't have any room to talk bluelinebro, you are following in flip flops footsteps 110%.

[General Lee]

November 1, 2005


The protocal son will come home!

[FloridaFan]

the protocal son? or the prodigal son? which one is it?

[FloridaFan]

I agree with daydreamer, you don't have any room to talk bluelinebro, you are following in flip flops footsteps 110%.

Isnt flip flop man being haunted by a ghost or something? Or is there one in his house? I think i remember hearing something about that!:loco:

[610]

He should be, all the wrong things he has done in the past year or two.:snakeman:

:priest:

[LOTT LIZARD]

He should be, all the wrong things he has done in the past year or two.:snakeman:

:priest:

What exactly has he done? Please give us every juicy detail...when you are done with that, then list all of your wrong things for the past few years!!!!

[FloridaFan]

He should be, all the wrong things he has done in the past year or two.:snakeman:

:priest:

:bs:

Clif is a humanitarian in my book! And that man makes some BEAUTIFUL BABIES! 610...could you be the ghost that haunts him.

[DAY DREAMER]

You are so right. If I weren't taken I would give him a run for his money. I think 610 must be jealous.

[FloridaFan]

As for all of the "wrong things" he has "supposedly" done...I am sure the FELT SO RIGHT...they COULDNT BE WRONG! LoL Rahhhh...thats some funny stuff!!!:lmao: :jive:

[610]

:whistle:

[Boss Hogg]

Where is that orange clunker car!

[swampfox]

Quick! Look behind you, Boss!!

[cuebald]

Where is that orange clunker car!

Which one? Half the cars in this state are clunkers and have at least a little orange on them to cover the damage.

We need specifics to answer that.

[Uncle Jessie]

Don't worry about that Boss, it's running better than ever, and hauling shine everyday.:mwha:

[swampfox]

That's right, Boss! If I were you I'd just get out of the way. Your lawman couldn't catch them Duke boys in a space shuttle!!

[Boss Hogg]

Well I may have to make myself a new deputy..Bubba Moore!:jester:

[cuebald]

Now that Halloween's over you can probably get a deal on a magic wand to help with the transition.

You might look better as Bubba Moore.

[General Lee]

Well u look like a sperm with legs! Just who in the hell are u? Are u Bubba's long lost twin? Shut your pie hole!

[Daisy Duke]

Now don't you boys be messing with my big sexy man Bubba. I would hate to have to hurt you boys.

[Gator96]

Well u look like a sperm with legs! Just who in the hell are u? Are u Bubba's long lost twin? Shut your pie hole!

You leave my sweet schmoo Cuebald alone, you leaky greasetrap! :-X

[Daisy Duke]

You leave my sweet schmoo Cuebald alone, you leaky greasetrap! :-X


Honey, did General Lee hit a nerve? I can assure you that Cooter takes excellant care of the the General and it is by no means a greasetrap.

[Gator96]

General Lee wasn't being a nice car. Maybe he was on the wrong CB channel at the time.

[Daisy Duke 2]

Hey, Daisy...lets not fight over bubba...there is enough of him to go aroud!:phones:

[Daisy Duke]

Fight? Daisy Duke 2 I will be more than happy to share Bubba with you. We can also share Enos. What do you say?

[FloridaFan]

:shhh: Shhh....ya'll girls better keep it quiet! LoL

[swampfox]

Well u look like a sperm with legs! Just who in the hell are u? Are u Bubba's long lost twin? Shut your pie hole!

Seems like you know a good deal about sperm and what you call "Pie Holes". Is there something you're trying to tell us, General?

[swampfox]

We can also share Enos.

I wouldn't be doing that, girls, not in Lexington County.

[Daisy Duke]

Why not, Enos is harmless.

[bluelinebro]

You people need some help. I have been trying to figure out for probably weeks now how all this Hazzard stuff has anything to do with Swansea PD :offtopic:

[Daisy Duke]

Well if you have been trying to figure it out for weeks now, I would probably stop! Seeing as, the rest of us understand it and you don't aught to tell you something......:alright: :hand: :loser: :loco:

[Daisy Duke 2]

Yeah, Moped Man! Get a clue! Dont make me call Govenor David Beasley to come and talk to you about this! LoL :yernuts: :jive: :lmao:

[bluelinebro]

guess i will never know... ya'll sure give moped man a hard time. What's going on in swansea? i was in the town earlier and noticed alot goin on near the hardware store. i saw some campers in the woods too. swansea starting a new trailer park?

[possum]

guess i will never know... ya'll sure give moped man a hard time. What's going on in swansea? i was in the town earlier and noticed alot goin on near the hardware store. i saw some campers in the woods too. swansea starting a new trailer park?

Well, you see BLB,
Swansea is a small town. Small towns tend to harbor small minds, small penises, and chubby gals. I'm not from Swansea, but my family has had business relations there for about sixty years, so I've had the opportunity to see the little town grow.

Intelligence dictates that we embrace growth, nurture it, if you will.

With the absence of intelligence growth runs roughshod over you.

This has happened to Swansea.

Most of the folks making the least amount of sense on this thread are related in some manner or fashion to the SPD. Either they belong to it, or hang around it for a taste of authority.

It's quite apparent to everyone else what an ass these folks make of themselves on a daily basis.

Anonymity means nothing when you really think about it. people may not know exactly who the idiot is, but the idiot itself knows who it is.

[Uncle Jessie]

Well, you see BLB,
Swansea is a small town. Small towns tend to harbor small minds, small penises, and chubby gals. I'm not from Swansea, but my family has had business relations there for about sixty years, so I've had the opportunity to see the little town grow.

Intelligence dictates that we embrace growth, nurture it, if you will.

With the absence of intelligence growth runs roughshod over you.

This has happened to Swansea.

Most of the folks making the least amount of sense on this thread are related in some manner or fashion to the SPD. Either they belong to it, or hang around it for a taste of authority.

It's quite apparent to everyone else what an ass these folks make of themselves on a daily basis.

Anonymity means nothing when you really think about it. people may not know exactly who the idiot is, but the idiot itself knows who it is.

Well it's like this, since you think you know everything. Swansea could have had a nice grocery store and several stores about 5 years ago but the former administration did not want that. Since the new administration has come in, the town has grown greatly in size and has several new businesses. So it appears to me, that there must be some intelligence there.

Now, I am not a member of the SPD. I know some of the people there, and it's a good group of people, trying to do their job. And as far as hanging around for authority, I don't need too.

So I bet if you look in the mirror, you will see the idiot ass.

[swampfox]

Did this previous administration vote itself into office?

[cuebald]

1) Well u look like a sperm with legs! 2) Just who in the hell are u? Are u Bubba's long lost twin? 3) Shut your pie hole!

Touchy, touchy, touchy...

1) Great! The money I spent on the costume didn't go to waste. Wait'll next year when I put on a red wig, yank out my false teeth, and go as a hemorrhoid!!!

2) Siamese twin to you, puddin'. Joined at the toenails.

3) How infantile. How about something a bit more in keeping with a gentleman of your standing. How's "Eschew the verbiage", or "Belay the gibberish", or "Put a damper on the chin music" strike you?

[swampfox]

How about this:

"Would you kindly refrain from your present course of expression, as it tends to upset the digestion and give one unpleasant dreams?"

[better days]

Gotta admit it sounds a lot better, but seems it could be just gas tho.

[GRITS]

GaulDang if Uncle Jessie ain't gone and got all nasty on us. As my poor dear sweet Momma would say. "You had sometin in your mouth I wouldn't have in my hand."

[swampfox]

He's done it before. Remember that time that Jethro and Jane Hathaway decided to........Oh, sorry. Mixing up my shows here.

[cuebald]

You'd be mad, too, if your bib overhauls had grown to your skin and didn't come off any more.

Me, I'd be happy. Anything would be an improvement. Takes all kinds.

[Rosco P. Coltrane]

Well, you see BLB,
Swansea is a small town. Small towns tend to harbor small minds, small penises, and chubby gals. I'm not from Swansea, but my family has had business relations there for about sixty years, so I've had the opportunity to see the little town grow.

Intelligence dictates that we embrace growth, nurture it, if you will.

With the absence of intelligence growth runs roughshod over you.

This has happened to Swansea.

Most of the folks making the least amount of sense on this thread are related in some manner or fashion to the SPD. Either they belong to it, or hang around it for a taste of authority.

It's quite apparent to everyone else what an ass these folks make of themselves on a daily basis.

Anonymity means nothing when you really think about it. people may not know exactly who the idiot is, but the idiot itself knows who it is.

Okay possum

Who died and made u king of the world.

Did Susanne take all of your money too!

Is that why your eyes are popping out your head?

Maybe its the meth that is frying your brain cells

Swansea Town Limits are where?

You dipstick!

[Gator96]

Okay possum

Who died and made u king of the world.

Did Susanne take all of your money too!

Is that why your eyes are popping out your head?

Maybe its the meth that is frying your brain cells

Swansea Town Limits are where?

You dipstick!

Shot dog hollers first, right, Uncle Jessie? BWAAAH HAHAHAHA HAHAHAH


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[FloridaFan]

Well, you see BLB,
Swansea is a small town. Small towns tend to harbor small minds, small penises, and chubby gals. I'm not from Swansea, but my family has had business relations there for about sixty years, so I've had the opportunity to see the little town grow.

Intelligence dictates that we embrace growth, nurture it, if you will.

With the absence of intelligence growth runs roughshod over you.

This has happened to Swansea.

Most of the folks making the least amount of sense on this thread are related in some manner or fashion to the SPD. Either they belong to it, or hang around it for a taste of authority.

It's quite apparent to everyone else what an ass these folks make of themselves on a daily basis.

Anonymity means nothing when you really think about it. people may not know exactly who the idiot is, but the idiot itself knows who it is.


Possum, I think that statement is unfair. Do you know anyone personally at the Police Department? Its one thing to be on the outside looking in...but its completely different when you know whats going on there on a daily basis. I dont know all of the guys there, but the two or three that I do know are good people and for some reason or another they have gotten a bad rep. Most of which is undeserved.

[cuebald]

Shot dog hollers first, right, Uncle Jessie? BWAAAH HAHAHAHA HAHAHAH


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


Did Jessie say that? I thought the expression was, "If I was your mama I'da traded you for a dog, and shot the dog".

[bluecamel]

Ya'll ready for the "Fall Festival"? I saw "The Camper" in the corner today!! Who will be the next victim?:wink:

[Rosco P. Coltrane]

All right Flordia Fan.......remember to put it in the book!

[Daisy Duke]

Ya'll ready for the "Fall Festival"? I saw "The Camper" in the corner today!! Who will be the next victim?:wink:



I guess it's all about the smile!

[county girl]

Wow possum, i think you hit a nerve. Well I can tell you I have been around Swansea for a few years now and I have to say that I think the current staff at the PD is an awesome group of guys. I will admit they have had a few bad apples but all of them are gone now. They guys and girls down there are pretty good. Give them a chance.

Blue Camel, are you hoping it will be you? Better luck next year!

[GRITS]

Come on people! Swansea, Pelion and Gilbert have been the joke of Lexington Co. for years. Don't you people have a clue?

[Gator96]

Hey GRITS! You left out Gaston! :lmao:

[GRITS]

LOL right you are Gator. Didn't mean to leave Gaston off the list.

[FloridaFan]

All right Flordia Fan.......remember to put it in the book!

I aint puttin nothin' in the book...and no one is writing in mine either!:lala:

[FloridaFan]

Does anyone know if they are going to have GOAT RIDIN' at the Fall Festival!:shhh:

[Gator96]

Now that's funny right there I don't care who you are! tee-hee-hee!

[bluelinebro]

Baaaaaaa Baaaaaaa thats all i have to say about that right now...

[FloridaFan]

ROSCOE...what'cha think about that there goat ridin, boy?
I think Roscoe is Shady and JANKY!:morons:

[Gator96]

I think Roscoe rather ride his ol' buddy Flash!

[swampfox]

I guess it's all about the smile!

Looks like the vertical smile to me.

[FloridaFan]

Looks like the vertical smile to me.

ahhhhhhhhhhh He said Vertical Smile....oh GAG GAG GAG GAG :eew:

[cuebald]

Does anyone know if they are going to have GOAT RIDIN' at the Fall Festival!:shhh:

Sure are. Tag team goat riding. The winners of the elimination rounds in the rubber boots division and the hogwashers division are going to meet inside the Wall Of Death building for an extreme sudden death ride over a floor piled four feet deep in goat scat.

The Winners, of course, will have the floating goat butt trophy with the zirconia and rhinestone mounting and the bragging rights until next year. The losers get hosed down by the Swansea Fire Department.

Gets me excited just thinking about it.

[better days]

Looks like the vertical smile to me.
Swamp you must be thinking about Cooter's sister Camal Toe. Daisy was better known by her baby cheeks.

[Rosco P. Coltrane]

My name is Rosco, not Roscoe. Of course with a Swansea education what do you expect. As far as goat riding is concerned, well I have no knowledge of that. Velvet ears is like my child, so the reference there is insane. I like to park the car in the garage not in the basement! PUT IT IN THE BOOK!!!!!!

[cuebald]

Thank goodness the child is pretty like her mama.

[610]

What Child?

[cuebald]

Velvet Ears. See above.

[FloridaFan]

Basement, Garage...isnt it all the same when you think about it?:confused:

[swampfox]

Let's ask Cooter's sister, Camal Toe.

Wouldn't you like to have been at their house for Thanksgiving. Or at least have a video of it.

"You ready for some dessert, Cooter?"

"I'll be ready when Camal Toe is ready."

"Where's Uncle Woody?"

"Don't talk with your mouth full, Split Tail."

"Sorry, Aunt Tiddie."

[better days]

Basement, Garage...isnt it all the same when you think about it?:confused:
Naw, there's bout an inch difference.

[Rosco P. Coltrane]

Swampfox, Cuebald, and Possum.....

THE THREE STOOGES!

:plzdie:

[Gator96]

Rosco = The Lone Ranger :lmao:

[possum]

Swampfox, Cuebald, and Possum.....

THE THREE STOOGES!

:plzdie:

I feel certain that RASH-CO isn't speaking Spanish.
However, he may be speaking in tounges. Which would mesh well with his character, for he who should speak in tounges with no present interpreter is like a fool.

[cuebald]

Swampfox, Cuebald, and Possum.....

THE THREE STOOGES!

:plzdie:


Rosco(without an 'e'), dagnabbit, that's the worst spelling of "Studs" I ever saw.

But I do appreciate the compliment.

[swampfox]

Swampfox, Cuebald, and Possum.....THE THREE STOOGES!:plzdie:

Which is your favorite, Rosco?

Anytime you want to compete in Jeopardy, let us know.

[The Riddler]

Ok Roscoe......well how much money did the Swansea Fall Festival make this year? I think some things could have been done different, maybe make the festival a little better?

[Enos]

Well why don't u ask the mayor himself?

:wishes:

[Daisy Duke 2]

Well, I wanted to ask him after the festival but I turned to find him and he had hauled ass out of there. Maybe he went to count the money? :whistle:

[cuebald]

Check out the Swansea NAPA. If the gate was good he might not have gone home yet.

[610]

I thought the Festival was good!! Swansea PD did a great job!:popcorn:

[cuebald]

Rosco = The Lone Ranger :lmao:

I need a loan. Think he can help?

[Enos]

Maybe Not The Sheriff...but Richard Simmons:****:

[Boss Hogg]

I wish I had officers like Swansea has.....that bird-brain Rosco and that goody two shoes Enos are enough to make me want raw liver

[CarolinaGrl]

Did anyone ever find out how the fall festival did? I understand that when a town citizen asked how the festival made out this year....Someone took offense because they thought they were being accused of "stealing".

[better days]

Shot dog barks first! Thanks GRITS mom.

[cuebald]

My father used to say, "Nobody minds being called a bastard - Unless they are one".

[GRITS]

My Momma us ta' say, "Wish in one hand and pee in the other and see which ones fills up the quickest!"

[cuebald]

My Momma us ta' say, "Wish in one hand and pee in the other and see which ones fills up the quickest!"

Boy. If you had cleaned that one up any more it would have lost all its meaning.

[GRITS]

Boy. If you had cleaned that one up any more it would have lost all its meaning.

You're all wet Cuebald!

[cuebald]

Naw, I tol' you before - Mama taught me not to pee on my hands.

[610]

FINALLY 2nd man in charge is getting divorced!:wynar:

[CarolinaGrl]

Thank goodnees....I hope the #2 man has a big party when his divorce is final. I also hope that he will take some time to regroup before jumping back into the fire:)

GO #2!!!!!!!!!!!!

[10-55]

I think the fire is at full blaze. Rumor has it that he has been seen going out with an old friend. I wish him the best but at least he is getting away from Mrs. Personality.

[DAY DREAMER]

FINALLY 2nd man in charge is getting divorced!:wynar:

Gosh, 2nd Man in charge, you seem a little happy about that! Is it time to throw YOU a party?

[FloridaFan]

What? What Party? Where? Will there be alcohol? You go No. 2! Good for you...how long before you think he will be "back on the market"..I mean...you know..available?

[610]

Yeah, he has been "seen" with an "Old Friend". They must be "good friends" they have a "little something" in common.:cloud9:

[FloridaFan]

Well, isnt that sweet!

[CarolinaGrl]

Sorry FloridaFan....but he is already OFF the market:)

[FloridaFan]

Well...a girl can have her dreams...cant she? LoL he he he

[bluecamel]

You mean to tell me he has ALREADY replaced his wife? That is terrible.

[DAY DREAMER]

You mean to tell me he has ALREADY replaced his wife? That is terrible.


Why is that so terrible? His old lady is psycho!


610 you sound a little jealous! Does he have something you couldn't handle?

[610]

Why would I be jealous..."#2" knows me quite well

[better days]

Sounds like a lot of number two !

[Gator96]

Sounds like a lot of number two !

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[GRITS]

Sounds like a lot of number two !

I'm with you Boo-Boo!

[CarolinaGrl]

You mean to tell me he has ALREADY replaced his wife? That is terrible.


Please tell me why it is so bad that he has ALREADY replaced his wife. She had ALREADY replaced him early on into their "so called" marriage. He is not the bad one in this divorce!!!!!!!!!

[610]

Please tell me why it is so bad that he has ALREADY replaced his wife. She had ALREADY replaced him early on into their "so called" marriage. He is not the bad one in this divorce!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU!!!!:stone:

[Enos]

Leave the dream team leader alone:rambo:

[DAY DREAMER]

Why would I be jealous..."#2" knows me quite well


How well does he know you?????

[FloridaFan]

Carolina Girl, 610..Oh...I think you two know each other REAL WELL!

[CarolinaGrl]

I don't know Cliff that well.....I do however know Lori!!! That is why I know it was not all him!!!!!!!

[610]

I don't know Cliff that well.....I do however know Lori!!! That is why I know it was not all him!!!!!!!

Then you should know how well I know him.:contract:

[The Riddler]

Well I thought all of the SPD guys were big studs?

[cuebald]

How big we talkin', here?

[Queen of The Doublewide]

BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cuebald]

Anything that big takes all the blood away from the brain. Wouldn't a five-gallon iced tea cooler be just as aesthetic and satisfying? Probably smarter, too.

[GRITS]

Darn, sounds like we need to get out the civil war cannons to bring em' down!

[cuebald]

From what I'm hearing we need to use the "Nuclear Option".

[610]

The Parade was nice.:moo:

[FloridaFan]

The Parade was nice.:moo:

Oh really....were you there?:smokin:

[allowaycar]

Yeah the parade was nice.

I only have one complaint. Swansea PD used there white truck to block a road. They should tell the moron who parked it that it only has blue lights on the front and on the back, so unless you were literally driving out of a building, you couldn't see it. It just looked like someone had decided to park there truck in the middle of the street.

For future reference, its important to park so people can actually see the lights. Idiots.

[FloridaFan]

Yeah the parade was nice.

I only have one complaint. Swansea PD used there white truck to block a road. They should tell the moron who parked it that it only has blue lights on the front and on the back, so unless you were literally driving out of a building, you couldn't see it. It just looked like someone had decided to park there truck in the middle of the street.

For future reference, its important to park so people can actually see the lights. Idiots.

How pathetic is it that you cant find anything bad to say about the department other than how the truck was parked at the parade. Seems to me you are lacking knowledge in the area of Law Enforcement. Any time a vehicle is used to block a road like that...the lights have to be on, otherwise some dummy would have thought that it was free parking for the parade and pulled alongside. And, how about, next time you have a problem why not go up and ask why something is being done...instead of assuming. We all know what "Assuming" does! How about you let the Swansea Police worry about policing and blocking roads...and you worry about graphic design..or flipping hamburgers..or whatever it is you do!

[610]

Oh really....were you there?:smokin:


Yeah....is that okay?

[FloridaFan]

Hmmm...I must have missed you...I dont remember seeing you!

[THEPURPLEONION]

JUST WANTED TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. FIRST TIME ON THIS SITE!:redface:

[allowaycar]

I understand why the lights were on, I'm just saying that it should have been parked so that you could actually see the lights.

I can assure you that I can think of a ton of things bad to say about SPD, but I don't think any fuel needs to be added to the fire.

I'll try to find a real cop, not some reseve, and ask them why the vehicle wasn't parked so the lights were clearly visible to people on the road. I'm sure there's some special reason.

And yes, I am a graphic designer.

[Queen of The Doublewide]

I understand why the lights were on, I'm just saying that it should have been parked so that you could actually see the lights.

I can assure you that I can think of a ton of things bad to say about SPD, but I don't think any fuel needs to be added to the fire.

I'll try to find a real cop, not some reseve, and ask them why the vehicle wasn't parked so the lights were clearly visible to people on the road. I'm sure there's some special reason.

And yes, I am a graphic designer.

Last time I checked, she is a real cop. She carries a gun and a badge, drives around in her own car, and I have seen her arrest people by herself. So if that is not a "real cop" I would really like to know your definition. What is it that you have against this girl anyway? Has she ever done anything to make you mad? You seem like you are mad at her just because she is a cop.

Reserve or "real cop" I aint messin' wit NONE OF EM! Especially NO MERCY!

[possum]

Last time I checked, she is a real cop. She carries a gun and a badge, drives around in her own car, and I have seen her arrest people by herself. So if that is not a "real cop" I would really like to know your definition. What is it that you have against this girl anyway? Has she ever done anything to make you mad? You seem like you are mad at her just because she is a cop.

Reserve or "real cop" I aint messin' wit NONE OF EM! Especially NO MERCY!

Well, QotD, you obviously have no credentials to make such a sheepish statement.

We can fix you right up, but you will need a few essential terms of leverage first.

-a judge that is related to you in some manner ( 1st cousin's stepson's uncle's neighbor will be just fine)

-money, and lots of it (you don't really need it, you just need to put up the facade. since you are anon., we'll never know)

-the illusion of an in depth knowledge of the judicial tenements in this state ( this isn't necessary either, since you don't use your real name)

[General Lee]

I understand why the lights were on, I'm just saying that it should have been parked so that you could actually see the lights.

I can assure you that I can think of a ton of things bad to say about SPD, but I don't think any fuel needs to be added to the fire.

I'll try to find a real cop, not some reseve, and ask them why the vehicle wasn't parked so the lights were clearly visible to people on the road. I'm sure there's some special reason.

And yes, I am a graphic designer.


Well allowaycar for starters, there where baracades setup all over the town. The police were there mainly to keep traffic from going around them. Of course the lights on all vehicles would be on, however they were parked. And if I am not mistaken, the truck was at Sugarbaker's and the Town Hall, with people all over the place. Don't think anyone could miss the damn truck or the baracades. Most Police vehicles don't have lights on the side? How the hell can you miss a blue light? Obviously you have a problem with the SPD and the officer in question. Why don't you and David Zeigler get together and really learn how to throw rocks at the Swansea Police Department.


:plzdie:

[General Lee]

On another note I think I know where the Swansea Town Limits are.......put your backside to the mirror!

[610]

Hmmm...I must have missed you...I dont remember seeing you!

You must not of looked very hard...I was there, near the Gas Station.:phone:

[FloridaFan]

Well durn! I hate that I missed you! Did you get to check out the nifty fireworks display?

[bluelinebro]

how did you miss 610? btw, the fireworks were awesome, nice evening indeed. :cloud9:

[wonder woman]

I thought the parade went very well...and the party at the mayors house was really nice as well!

I can't believe you missed 610 either.....maybe you should go to walmart and get some glasses! :xmas:

[FloridaFan]

I know, I know, what was I thinking...I guess with all the DRAMA going on with the White Pick-em-up Truck...I TOTALLY overlooked 610.

610, I apologize...it WONT..and I repeat...WONT HAPPEN AGAIN! :whistle:

[wonder woman]

I tell ya...is that all that Swansea has is DRAMA?????

[bluelinebro]

Nope< Drama And Goats

[ISPY]

You must not of looked very hard...I was there, near the Gas Station.:phone:+



610, I COULD HAVE SWORN I SAW YOU AT THE CORNER OF N BRECON AND W FIRST STREET.

[FloridaFan]

Nope< Drama And Goats

And Horses

[10-55]

+



610, I COULD HAVE SWORN I SAW YOU AT THE CORNER OF N BRECON AND W FIRST STREET.

I also have seen alot more of her lately.:fluffy:

[pink pony]

JUST WANTED TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. FIRST TIME ON THIS SITE!:redface:

Hey purple onion. Welcome to the site. Have you been out to the Earlewood Park lately to play volleyball?

[10-59]

I think purple also likes to go to Fast times.

[Big Daddy]

Yeah, I heard he frequents the club Fusion and PT Cabaret.

[pink pony]

Hey Big Daddy,


I have seen him there. He is sooo fine. Have you been there? Maybe we can hook up!