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Anonymous
03-29-2005, 04:55 PM
nah, I reAlly dont know...but I figured if I was going to stArt some juicy gossip..at least I wouldn't be talkin some smAck about somebody I dont know. Which seems to be a theme on this website....Nice MOVES!
:hug:
and to think.... :chin: someone fell foR it....... :lmao: :laff:
Anonymous
03-29-2005, 05:05 PM
yet Another theme of this website!
Anonymous
03-29-2005, 07:20 PM
Well now...don't go getting your curly little tail in a wad, piglet! You'll have to forgive me, they don't call it DOPE for nothin'! Besides, isn't that the fun of this website? You guys can say whatever you want about each other on here and no one ever knows who you are. Kind of the same way you hide behind your little badges and guns. Sorry about that, "Mr." Guest...guess I'll never understand why they let women into law enforcement. And of course you don't have your own sheriff's department, morons! Swansea is one of those little redneck towns South Carolina should be embarrassed of! But I think I might have enough brain cells left to know that it's still a part of Lexington County. And I still say you guys should smoke some dope. There's some really good green going around out there...too bad I can't tell ya where it's at!!! :finga:
Anonymous
03-29-2005, 07:28 PM
Who the hell asked any of you??? Sorry, copper, but as Joe Taxpayer, I have a right to this website too! I thought it was "protect and serve", not "whine and b*tch! And by the way, I've never been busted with dope...sorry, but you guys will never wipe that one out. It's been around long before you came along and will be around long after you're gone, like it or not. Maybe you should start busting people with adultery instead, that seems to be running rampant up there at your little sheriff's department. Seems to me, Mr. Guest, that you do indeed have a Superman Complex, as I see your name on here alot, always ready to show your ass. Perhaps you should get out from behind your computer screen, smoke a bowl and watch one of our movies...I recommend "Up in Smoke."
WoW When did Swansea get their own little Sheriffs DepArtment?? They must be doing GREAT! As for the adultry running rAmpant...I have not heard anything about that. The only thing running rampant is Assholes like you!
No, actually another thing running rampant besides adultery and assholes like me are fat cops. What's with you guys? Do they not put a weight limit on how fat ya'll can be? I think if you get outran in a foot chase, it should come out of your salary! Also, learn how to use your shift key correctly, or are your hands just too fat to type?
Anonymous
03-29-2005, 07:58 PM
Hey gaston has some piglets too.,..
Anonymous
03-29-2005, 11:17 PM
You keep making comments about the police officers in Gaston. The last time I checked this string is on Swansea? Yes, Gaston has "Big Ol' Boys" in the police department. I just don't think that you want to test the waters with a couple of them because you might find yourself in disbelief that your A** is in jail and got caught for your stupidity. I think it is wrong for those that get on here and degrade people that you have no business degrading. Why don't you people that had entirely TOO much time on thier hands, stop starting all of the bull sh8t and worry about yourselves. If you are going to be negative about someone, why don't you get your facts straight about whatever the hell you are going to say before you make and A** out of yourselve by making some half-cocked assumption that makes you look even more ignorant!!
Anonymous
03-30-2005, 12:08 AM
You keep making comments about the police officers in Gaston. The last time I checked this string is on Swansea? Yes, Gaston has "Big Ol' Boys" in the police department. I just don't think that you want to test the waters with a couple of them because you might find yourself in disbelief that your A** is in jail and got caught for your stupidity. I think it is wrong for those that get on here and degrade people that you have no business degrading. Why don't you people that had entirely TOO much time on thier hands, stop starting all of the bull sh8t and worry about yourselves. If you are going to be negative about someone, why don't you get your facts straight about whatever the hell you are going to say before you make and A** out of yourselve by making some half-cocked assumption that makes you look even more ignorant!!
To whom are you replying? I have said nothing about Gaston's police officers. I'm referring to all of them in general. As far as getting caught for my stupidity, you seem to have me confused with my buddy Chong. If you'll look back over my comments, I never have and never will admit to actually participating in any illegal activities. I'm not quite that stupid. And if I did get caught, hell...all I have to do is be able to run fast, or have a lot of money...that seems to get alot of people out of alot of crimes. Either way I've got it covered. Apparantly you have too much time on your hands as well, since you're on here b*tching like everyone else.
Anonymous
03-30-2005, 08:29 AM
Trust me cheech, I am not the one on here bitching. Get your facts straight!
Anonymous
03-30-2005, 09:06 AM
Well now...don't go getting your curly little tail in a wad, piglet! You'll have to forgive me, they don't call it DOPE for nothin'! Besides, isn't that the fun of this website? You guys can say whatever you want about each other on here and no one ever knows who you are. Kind of the same way you hide behind your little badges and guns. Sorry about that, "Mr." Guest...guess I'll never understand why they let women into law enforcement. And of course you don't have your own sheriff's department, morons! Swansea is one of those little redneck towns South Carolina should be embarrassed of! But I think I might have enough brain cells left to know that it's still a part of Lexington County. And I still say you guys should smoke some dope. There's some really good green going around out there...too bad I can't tell ya where it's at!!! :finga:
Wow Cheech....You sure aRe an opinionated person. As far as women in law enforcement....well if they can do the job, then why not. I know quite a few female police officers that could show up any male officer hands down. If you will go back and re-read my post....I also said I was not a cop. I guess those brain cells you are talking about having are not working like they are supposed to. What adultery are you talking about?? You still have not shown any proof of that. As far as the fat cop thing....Whatever!
Anonymous
03-30-2005, 10:17 AM
Well now...don't go getting your curly little tail in a wad, piglet! You'll have to forgive me, they don't call it DOPE for nothin'! Besides, isn't that the fun of this website? You guys can say whatever you want about each other on here and no one ever knows who you are. Kind of the same way you hide behind your little badges and guns. Sorry about that, "Mr." Guest...guess I'll never understand why they let women into law enforcement. And of course you don't have your own sheriff's department, morons! Swansea is one of those little redneck towns South Carolina should be embarrassed of! But I think I might have enough brain cells left to know that it's still a part of Lexington County. And I still say you guys should smoke some dope. There's some really good green going around out there...too bad I can't tell ya where it's at!!! :finga:
You know what...it may be a redneck town...but you dont hAve the backstabbing going on that other places do. Why would one need to hide behind a badge and gun if what they Are saying is the TRUTH? People like you are either bitter because THEY GOT BUSTED and hate the cops OR because they wanted to be a police man but couldnt make the cut? You know whAt they say...If you can't join em, talk junk about em. Your pathetic, as for the whole green green grass growing...who cares, all the idiots that smoke pot are going to be stupid enough to drive around with it! SO it wont be long before they find that. OH, and another thing, since you seem to be SO in the KNOW about drugs and what not, you should know that It's all about METH now...YOU IDIOT! Weed went out with the Cheech & Chong movies. GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL...GET YOUR GED and GO AWAY! :slap:
Anonymous
03-30-2005, 04:33 PM
:roll: :oops: :razz: :cool: :roll: ;-) :cry:
Anonymous
03-30-2005, 07:46 PM
Oh my God, you guys are too funny! I knew I was gonna get it, so I'll try to address your comments all at once. Hope I don't miss anyone. Once again, I have never been busted with weed, and I don't drive around with it, so get bent. You're just pissed because you can't win that war. And how do you know I'm not a woman? As far as no backstabbing going on in Swansea, have you read the comments on this site? All of you are backstabbing each other! If meth is now the drug everyone's getting busted with, why don't you take some of what you confiscate and give it to all the fat cops? That should take the pounds off, and it's fun at the same time! And I can assure you, I have never in my life wanted to be a cop. I'm just sick and tired of them thinking they are all above the law. Furthermore, I have a college degree, as you can tell by my grammatical style...seeing as how several of the comments on here are full of typos, I guess college is not a requirement for cops. Or whatever in the hell you are.
Anonymous
03-30-2005, 08:08 PM
And another thing, Cheech & Chong movies may have gone out of style, but I can assure you...weed never has and never will!
Anonymous
03-31-2005, 01:11 AM
Cheech....
I think most of them do a good job. If you can do any better, then go be a cop...otherwise I think you need to keep your mouth shut!!!!!! I am thirlled that you have a college degree, but so f**king what, so do alot of people. I think you just have an distaste for the police for whatever reason, so you have to talk s**t about them. If you want to be the man, then you got to beat the man woooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
03-31-2005, 09:30 AM
Oh my God, you guys are too funny! I knew I was gonna get it, so I'll try to address your comments all at once. Hope I don't miss anyone. Once again, I have never been busted with weed, and I don't drive around with it, so get bent. You're just pissed because you can't win that war. And how do you know I'm not a woman? As far as no backstabbing going on in Swansea, have you read the comments on this site? All of you are backstabbing each other! If meth is now the drug everyone's getting busted with, why don't you take some of what you confiscate and give it to all the fat cops? That should take the pounds off, and it's fun at the same time! And I can assure you, I have never in my life wanted to be a cop. I'm just sick and tired of them thinking they are all above the law. Furthermore, I have a college degree, as you can tell by my grammatical style...seeing as how several of the comments on here are full of typos, I guess college is not a requirement for cops. Or whatever in the hell you are.
Why are you so mad at cops....who in Swansea has acted like they aRe above the law and which Swansea officers are fat? If you are going to accuse them, then name them and allow them to defend themselves against your claims. As for my typos....they aRe done on purpose...I don't expect you to understand. As for my education...I also have a college degree and as I have told you before, I AM NOT A COP!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
03-31-2005, 10:22 AM
Oh my God, you guys are too funny! I knew I was gonna get it, so I'll try to address your comments all at once. Hope I don't miss anyone. Once again, I have never been busted with weed, and I don't drive around with it, so get bent. You're just pissed because you can't win that war. And how do you know I'm not a woman? As far as no backstabbing going on in Swansea, have you read the comments on this site? All of you are backstabbing each other! If meth is now the drug everyone's getting busted with, why don't you take some of what you confiscate and give it to all the fat cops? That should take the pounds off, and it's fun at the same time! And I can assure you, I have never in my life wanted to be a cop. I'm just sick and tired of them thinking they are all above the law. Furthermore, I have a college degree, as you can tell by my grammatical style...seeing as how several of the comments on here are full of typos, I guess college is not a requirement for cops. Or whatever in the hell you are.
I think thAt you need to read my post a bit more closely there morron. I said in the Department there aren't people backstabbing each other. And if you have never wAnted to be a police officer, or have any idea of what its like to be one, then how can you come on this website and criticize them. Its SO easy to ARM CHAIR QUARTERBACK, but have you ever been out there working? NO, DIDNT THINK SO! You know, I really hope you dont live in Swansea, because to think, the good people of that department are out there risking thier lives to protect a piece of TRASH like you. SO until you have worked at a job where you are UNDERPAID and UNDERAPPRECIATED...I think you need to stick to a topic your more knowledgeable about, perhaps, drugs! Oh, and by the way, I also have a college degree, and my typo's are on purpose As well! :stfu:
Anonymous
03-31-2005, 10:23 AM
Oh, and one more thing...I would also like to know who these "FAT" cops are in Swansea? Are you sure that your even talkin' smack about the right department? :wtf:
Anonymous
03-31-2005, 11:56 PM
Hi guys...me again. It's a new day, and after reading all the comments everyone posted, I felt really bad about all the anger I've created. I don't think God would appreciate the nasty comments I've made, so I'd like to do the Christian thing and apologize. I hope you'll forgive me. I was wrong to attack you guys unfairly, I guess I just got caught up in the fun of freedom of speech with anonymity. You guys all do a great job out there, and you're right, you're underpaid and underappreciated, but yet people always expect you to come running when they call, myself included. You risk your lives every day for the greater good of mankind, and then jerkoffs like me take cheap shots at you just because you have a few bad eggs, and I'm not referring to any particular department. And although you may never win the war on drugs, thanks for never giving up. I never really did want to be a cop, but that's because you guys have to put up with a lot of BS that I couldn't deal with. I'm just glad someone else does. Sorry for the fat cop thing, and also for the female thing. You're right, if you're qualified to do the job, then you should be allowed to do it, no matter what. I know you guys are still going to take some "pot" shots at me after this, but I deserve it. Thanks for all that you do for me. This old hippie's goin' back to his lowrider. From now on, "Dave's not here, man."
Anonymous
04-01-2005, 08:58 AM
Hi guys...me again. It's a new day, and after reading all the comments everyone posted, I felt really bad about all the anger I've created. I don't think God would appreciate the nasty comments I've made, so I'd like to do the Christian thing and apologize. I hope you'll forgive me. I was wrong to attack you guys unfairly, I guess I just got caught up in the fun of freedom of speech with anonymity. You guys all do a great job out there, and you're right, you're underpaid and underappreciated, but yet people always expect you to come running when they call, myself included. You risk your lives every day for the greater good of mankind, and then jerkoffs like me take cheap shots at you just because you have a few bad eggs, and I'm not referring to any particular department. And although you may never win the war on drugs, thanks for never giving up. I never really did want to be a cop, but that's because you guys have to put up with a lot of BS that I couldn't deal with. I'm just glad someone else does. Sorry for the fat cop thing, and also for the female thing. You're right, if you're qualified to do the job, then you should be allowed to do it, no matter what. I know you guys are still going to take some "pot" shots at me after this, but I deserve it. Thanks for all that you do for me. This old hippie's goin' back to his lowrider. From now on, "Dave's not here, man."
No pop shots here. I know it is easy to get very negative on this site. Thanks for letting us know about your change of heart. Every department has a bad apple, some have quite a few, but don't judge all police officers based on one or two's behavior. There are some very good officers in this county that truly care about their job and the citizens.
On another note, I'm glad you have Christ in your life. It really does make a difference. Good luck in your walk! :wishes:
Anonymous
04-01-2005, 10:13 AM
:luff:
Its ok...we can be friends
Anonymous
04-01-2005, 05:15 PM
Has it occured to anyone of the day that these last posts were made?
Anonymous
04-01-2005, 05:56 PM
Yeah, but sometimes, you really have to take every post made on this website at any day or time like an april fools joke. Because, its mighty funny how all of these people come on here and talk trash about the police departments, the sheriff and all that, but how come I never hear it in the public?????? Anyways, you should believe NONE of what you "hear" and HALF of what you "see"
Anonymous
04-01-2005, 06:30 PM
does the new girl drive a silver explorer...if so I see her at the PD a Lot...so maybe she does do some work there
Anonymous
04-02-2005, 09:28 PM
no
Anonymous
04-03-2005, 03:13 PM
oh well I guess that is one of the officers vehicle...sorry, I thought it may have been the female officer
Anonymous
04-04-2005, 06:20 PM
:?:
Anonymous
04-05-2005, 10:12 AM
Congrats!!! Asst Hayes!!!!! A Baby Boy!!!!
Anonymous
04-05-2005, 10:28 AM
IF its his
Anonymous
04-05-2005, 12:29 PM
:oops:
Anonymous
04-05-2005, 02:30 PM
maybe he should have a DNA test done to prove it
Anonymous
04-05-2005, 05:19 PM
:shock:
Anonymous
04-06-2005, 01:26 PM
:axe:
Anonymous
04-06-2005, 10:20 PM
:axe:who cares
Anonymous
04-06-2005, 10:32 PM
I know that everyone has the right to free speech in this country.....but if anyone who post messages on this site has a problem with the Swansea PD....do the right thing and address it to the Chief or one of the officers. It makes me sick to see all of this anyonmous bs put up on this board as well as the Pelion PD board. Both of these departments have good people working for them and not one of them is perfect by any means. I figure there is alot of jealous people out there...that is why there is so much bs on this site. If you have a problem with Pelion or Swansea PD then put it in offical writing with your name on it, instead of hiding behind your computer screen.
Thats all I have to say.
Anonymous
04-07-2005, 03:34 AM
I think alot of the negativity on this site has to do with being stopped for no reason and then questioned half to death. I was stopped for alledgedly not using a turn signal. I would love to know how the officer could tell whether or not I used a turn signal when he was not in a position to see my turn signals from the front or the back. After I was stopped and my plate and license supposedly ran, I was then questioned about where I had been and where I was going! Like that was any of his business. I'm a female, and it made me very uncomfortable. I answered his questions because he IS a police officer. I later found out that I didn't have to answer his questions and he was out of line by asking me those questions. But what do you do when you're up against someone with a badge? He could have created any charge he wanted at that point. Oh.... by the way.....after all the questioning.......I was not given a ticket. :wtf: Maybe this is their way of meeting women!
Anonymous
04-07-2005, 08:55 AM
Oh.... by the way.....after all the questioning.......I was not given a ticket. :wtf: Maybe this is their way of meeting women!
You are ohhh so right... !
On the other hand these ignorant officers will reep what they sow.
Its only a matter of time till thier card is delt.
Anonymous
04-07-2005, 09:27 AM
Give me a BREAK! It is called POLICE WORK!!!! Stopping people for minor things is how officers find some of the worst people out there. Do you think that someone carrying a large amount a drugs is going to speed or something else obvious that would get the attention of a police officer. I don't think so. That person is going to do everything he can to stay under the radar. How do you know the officer could not see your turn signals? Did you use your turn signal? Give these guys a break. They risk their lives EVERYDAY to protect you and all you can do is come on the site and bash them. They go to work everyday and take the risk of never going home to see their families again. Is that something you would do?
Anonymous
04-07-2005, 10:25 AM
Oh.... by the way.....after all the questioning.......I was not given a ticket. :wtf: Maybe this is their way of meeting women!
You are ohhh so right... !
On the other hand these ignorant officers will reep what they sow.
Its only a matter of time till thier card is delt.
Look..HONEY..you must think too highly of your self. How are they supposed to meet women this way when EVERYTHING IS ON VIDEO TAPE. Yeah, go ahead and make a complaint and see how far it goes. The Swansea Police Department has cleaned up this town and they are not finished yet. So what he asked a few questions, get over it. I swear you people are all the same...When your house gets broken into you say "WHERE WERE THE POLICE????" oh but when they decide to go out and actually do some PROACTIVE POLICING you say "THEY ARE HARASSING ME" You can't have your cake and eat it too! Either your going to get a 100% Police Force or a 10% Police Force..take your pick. But until that day comes...SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE F*CK UP.
And your probably not pretty...your probably fat and ugly.
Anonymous
04-07-2005, 10:26 AM
I know that everyone has the right to free speech in this country.....but if anyone who post messages on this site has a problem with the Swansea PD....do the right thing and address it to the Chief or one of the officers. It makes me sick to see all of this anyonmous bs put up on this board as well as the Pelion PD board. Both of these departments have good people working for them and not one of them is perfect by any means. I figure there is alot of jealous people out there...that is why there is so much bs on this site. If you have a problem with Pelion or Swansea PD then put it in offical writing with your name on it, instead of hiding behind your computer screen.
Thats all I have to say.
:ontopic:
Anonymous
04-08-2005, 09:49 AM
:D
Anonymous
04-09-2005, 03:04 AM
Yes that's exactly it, I'm fat and ugly too. Grow the **** up! I personally don't need Swansea PD's protection! And the part about going home to their families.....doesn't sound like they are going home to the wife. There is no need for a DNA test on the baby....I heard if you go to Lexinton Medical Centers web site and look at the newborns........he's listed as the father!
Look..HONEY..you must think too highly of your self. How are they supposed to meet women this way when EVERYTHING IS ON VIDEO TAPE. Yeah, go ahead and make a complaint and see how far it goes. The Swansea Police Department has cleaned up this town and they are not finished yet. So what he asked a few questions, get over it. I swear you people are all the same...When your house gets broken into you say "WHERE WERE THE POLICE????" oh but when they decide to go out and actually do some PROACTIVE POLICING you say "THEY ARE HARASSING ME" You can't have your cake and eat it too! Either your going to get a 100% Police Force or a 10% Police Force..take your pick. But until that day comes...SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE F*CK UP.
And your probably not pretty...your probably fat and ugly.[/quote
Anonymous
04-09-2005, 05:15 AM
IT WILL BE VERY HARD TO GO TO THE LEXINGTON MEDICAL CENTERS WEBSITE AND FIND ANYTHING WHEN THE BABY WAS BORN AT PALMETTO BAPTIST YOU MORON. YOU KNOW IF STUPIDITY WAS GASOLINE YOU WOULD HAVE TO HANG UP NO SMOKING SIGNS AROUND YOUR NECK.
Anonymous
04-10-2005, 02:14 PM
yeah it is on Baptist website....Clifton and Jammie.... he looks like Clif...
Anonymous
04-10-2005, 07:38 PM
I WAS JUST WONDERING IF THE RUMOR WAS TRUE THAT THE DNA TEST CAME BACK CONFIRMING THAT CLIF IS INFACT THE FATHER. I DONT REALLY CARE FOR CLIF MUCH BUT IF THIS IS THE CASE AND ITS NOT RUSSELL AT LEAST THE CHILD WAS BORN WITHOUT A BLOOD/ALCOHOL LEVEL.
Anonymous
04-11-2005, 10:25 AM
Why is it Anyone's business who the father of the baby are. Its not like its your PROBLEM. How about instead of worrying about this stupid ****, worry about if your tag lights work, if you use your turn signal, if your headlight is out and last but not least, if your windshield is cracked.
Anonymous
04-11-2005, 11:13 AM
it IS in fact Clif's...we will all know if he drools alot
Anonymous
04-11-2005, 11:34 AM
Thats dumb. All babies drool. And any monkey who had a keyboard put in front of him could type.
Anonymous
04-11-2005, 07:24 PM
Oh.... by the way.....after all the questioning.......I was not given a ticket. :wtf: Maybe this is their way of meeting women!
Look..HONEY..you must think too highly of your self. How are they supposed to meet women this way when EVERYTHING IS ON VIDEO TAPE. Yeah, go ahead and make a complaint and see how far it goes. The Swansea Police Department has cleaned up this town and they are not finished yet. So what he asked a few questions, get over it. I swear you people are all the same...When your house gets broken into you say "WHERE WERE THE POLICE????" oh but when they decide to go out and actually do some PROACTIVE POLICING you say "THEY ARE HARASSING ME" You can't have your cake and eat it too! Either your going to get a 100% Police Force or a 10% Police Force..take your pick. But until that day comes...SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE F*CK UP.
And your probably not pretty...your probably fat and ugly.
Congratulations! You have just proved the theory that there is no limit to human stupidity. Just as the strength of a solitary brick will not save a poorly built structure, your bold typeface does not redeem your craven incoherent words.
The Anti-Moron™ software on my PC went crazy when I started to read your post. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself on the Internet. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid to read. Why don't you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you didn't have an intellect rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the weighing scale, it reads: "Sorry, we don't weigh livestock.", or if you didn't have a face that makes Medusa look like a supermodel. No, come to think of it, you would.
In closing, I suggest the next time that you feel an urge to embarrass yourself and bore others, that you summon all your might, and resist.
Anonymous
04-12-2005, 02:31 PM
Oh.... by the way.....after all the questioning.......I was not given a ticket. :wtf: Maybe this is their way of meeting women!
Look..HONEY..you must think too highly of your self. How are they supposed to meet women this way when EVERYTHING IS ON VIDEO TAPE. Yeah, go ahead and make a complaint and see how far it goes. The Swansea Police Department has cleaned up this town and they are not finished yet. So what he asked a few questions, get over it. I swear you people are all the same...When your house gets broken into you say "WHERE WERE THE POLICE????" oh but when they decide to go out and actually do some PROACTIVE POLICING you say "THEY ARE HARASSING ME" You can't have your cake and eat it too! Either your going to get a 100% Police Force or a 10% Police Force..take your pick. But until that day comes...SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE F*CK UP.
And your probably not pretty...your probably fat and ugly.
Congratulations! You have just proved the theory that there is no limit to human stupidity. Just as the strength of a solitary brick will not save a poorly built structure, your bold typeface does not redeem your craven incoherent words.
The Anti-Moron™ software on my PC went crazy when I started to read your post. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself on the Internet. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid to read. Why don't you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you didn't have an intellect rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the weighing scale, it reads: "Sorry, we don't weigh livestock.", or if you didn't have a face that makes Medusa look like a supermodel. No, come to think of it, you would.
In closing, I suggest the next time that you feel an urge to embarrass yourself and bore others, that you summon all your might, and resist.
Yeah, Im not sure who you are trying to impress there buddy. You suggested that you were being bored...well DONT COME BACK ASSHOLE!
Anonymous
04-12-2005, 03:50 PM
I live on Burton Gunter Road....does Clif live out here too... I didn't know I had an officer so close to me, but makes it feel a little safer
Anonymous
04-13-2005, 09:48 AM
I heard that Clif was buying a house in Regency Square subdivision.
Anonymous
04-13-2005, 10:27 AM
Who cares?
Anonymous
04-13-2005, 10:37 AM
that would be too funny...doesn't Jammie's Ex live there...they could be one big happy family!!!!
Anonymous
04-13-2005, 12:38 PM
How do you know that they are not one big happy family now? Oh, thats right, BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW ANY OF THEM!
Anonymous
04-13-2005, 12:39 PM
I think that Jammies ex still lives in there unless his house went back into forclosure again.
Anonymous
04-13-2005, 02:37 PM
:razz: Yeah he lives in there, very nice house, I'll bet she wishes she were still there considering she lived in a CAMPER then a TRAILER...she is "trailer trash"...Miss High and Mighty now has NOTHING...She got what she deserves
Anonymous
04-13-2005, 03:01 PM
You are right about the trailer but unlike yours her house is paid for along with everything in it incuding the bedroom suite. Thanks
Anonymous
04-13-2005, 03:16 PM
I don't know what you are talking about, mine has been paid for, for quite a while, my husband doesn't finance anything...she doesn't have a home anyway...her parents support her and Medicaid! My daughter went to school with her in high school and she was a total B I think it's time she got what she deserves...I just feel sorry the baby has her as a mother
I heard Clif and Lori were going to go for custody...hopefully they get him
Anonymous
04-13-2005, 03:39 PM
I don't know where you got your information but you are so wrong. She does have a home and it is paid for. As far as custody goes, you are wrong about that as well. I think you should get your facts straight before you come on the site and spread false statements. You should be ashamed of yourself for putting something like that on here. Someone of your age should know better.
Anonymous
04-13-2005, 03:44 PM
well IF she has a home, why was an earlier comment made about Clif buying a house in Regency Square??
Anonymous
04-13-2005, 03:50 PM
What does Clif buying a house have to do with Jammie?
Anonymous
04-13-2005, 04:00 PM
She likes that neighborhood, why would he want to be there? I'm sure it's for her...
Anonymous
04-13-2005, 04:02 PM
Clif needs to be patient about buying a house its just a matter of time before Russell girlfriend (hipps) finds someone else and he wont be able to make his payments again. Then Clif could get a real good deal on his house.
Anonymous
04-13-2005, 04:06 PM
I don't know what you are talking about, mine has been paid for, for quite a while, my husband doesn't finance anything...she doesn't have a home anyway...her parents support her and Medicaid! My daughter went to school with her in high school and she was a total B I think it's time she got what she deserves...I just feel sorry the baby has her as a mother
I heard Clif and Lori were going to go for custody...hopefully they get him
Ahh...I see what this is all about. How sad, you comming on here and talking trash about her just because your daughter wasnt as popular and as pretty as her in high school. And I am SURE that not much has changed since then. By the way, in the State of South Carolina, the mother has to practically walk into court with a needle in her arm to lose custody of the child. And I too feel sorry that YOU ARE SOMEONES MOTHER.
Anonymous
04-13-2005, 04:11 PM
The only thing that she can parent is thier new blood hound named "Bowden".
Anonymous
04-13-2005, 04:52 PM
Who has the new dog?
Anonymous
04-13-2005, 05:00 PM
You know whats really sad? Is that most of you people that know this stuff probably are pretty good friends with them, and yet, you dont have the balls or the decency to say this to thier faces. Oh, but you sure can come on this website and trash them. Until you have the balls to sign your name behind a post, I think you need to sit down, shut up, and evaluate your own life situation. Is it that bad that you need to come on here and talk trash about people to feel better about yourself? If so, I think Dr. Phil has a book for that! Most of you people who hide behind the "guest" name probably have so many skeletons in your closets we would need 4 more message boards, do you think you would want your life played out on some lame website? Well, what goes around comes around. SO dont be suprised if you come on here one day and see all of your drama plastered on the website and people judging you who DONT EVEN KNOW YOU, or worse yet...who do!
GROW UP AND GET A LIFE
Anonymous
04-13-2005, 05:38 PM
Well Miss Andrea, why don't you put your last name. There are thousands of Andreas.
Anonymous
04-13-2005, 06:00 PM
Why, you people can't seem to spell it right or get it right. There is only one Andrea associated with the police department and if you dont already know me, then you dont need to. All I know is that everybody at the department works hard to protect you people and all we get is flack for this and that. I bet half of you dont even live in Swansea. So why not put your name down? (which I know some of you wont because you probably PRETEND to be friends to the very people you are talking about)
Anything that goes on in a persons private life whether they be an Officer, Firefighter, or Paramedic, is their PERSONAL life. So how about have some respect. In the words of W. Bennett: THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT!
Anonymous
04-13-2005, 09:31 PM
. In the words of W. Bennett: THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT!
Sounds more like Forrest Gump
Anonymous
04-13-2005, 10:38 PM
Well I stated "Thats all I have to say" not the famous Forrest Gump line. So learn how to read before you type something okay!! And by the way why don't you jackasses who keep bashing Cliff mind your own damn buisness, and put yourself in his shoes before you critique his character and his actions. Once again.....
THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
04-14-2005, 10:40 AM
:prayer: :ontopic:
Anonymous
04-14-2005, 11:33 AM
Well I stated "Thats all I have to say" not the famous Forrest Gump line. So learn how to read before you type something okay!! And by the way why don't you jackasses who keep bashing Cliff mind your own damn buisness, and put yourself in his shoes before you critique his character and his actions. Once again.....
THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY!!!!!!!!
W. Bennett, you just burned Andrea. She's the one that mis-quoted you.
:oops:
FloridaFan
04-14-2005, 11:38 AM
Actually, I think he burned the person that said he sounded like Forest Gump! I dont blame him one bit for being upset! This stuff is rediculous.
Anonymous
04-14-2005, 11:47 AM
Actually, I think he burned the person that said he sounded like Forest Gump! I dont blame him one bit for being upset! This stuff is rediculous.
Oh, I didn't know we had Florida fans out there.... I'll type s l o w e r.
:stick:
Anonymous
04-14-2005, 11:49 AM
Thats dumb! Why would you have to type slower! You people here in SC have all the freakin convicts playing on your teams. Those are the ones you need to type slower for. Now, granted, they may not be able to vote properly...but that has nothing to do with comprehension. They know and can comprehend whats RIGHT & WRONG. Thats more than I can say for the "THUGS" that play football in this state.
Anonymous
04-14-2005, 12:05 PM
:pals:
Anonymous
04-14-2005, 10:39 PM
Florida sucks...........They need to chop it off the US and let it go out to sea....
Anonymous
04-15-2005, 09:51 AM
People please! Lets drop the trivial bickering about college teams and get back to the serious business of bashing the Swansea cops! There are untold volumes of lies yet to be told.
Anonymous
04-15-2005, 10:38 AM
Volumes of Lies?? What are these lies? I havent heard about any of this. Are you sure your not making that up. Oh wait a minute, I forgot where I was, OF COURSE your making it up!
Anonymous
04-15-2005, 11:44 PM
HAS ANYONE HEARD ANYTHING GOOD ABOUT THE NEW GUY AT THE PD? I HEARD THAT HE IS SINGLE AND VERY GOOD LOOKING. :lol:
Anonymous
04-17-2005, 04:51 AM
WRONG. Married, with kids. Try again next time!
Anonymous
04-19-2005, 10:57 AM
:twisted:
Anonymous
04-20-2005, 11:15 AM
GUEST:
I APPRECIATE THE NICE COMPLIMENT, BUT YOU HAVE BEEN MISINFORMED I
AM MARRIED AND HAVE BEEN FOR OVER 4 YEARS NOW, AND WE HAVE 4 CHILDREN, BUT THANKS AGAIN FOR THE NICE COMPLIMENT.... J.L. HALL
Anonymous
04-22-2005, 03:57 PM
I saw him too, very nice looking.
Anonymous
04-22-2005, 03:58 PM
Swansea has another guy that is Very cute too, but I haven't seen him in a while
Anonymous
05-04-2005, 12:52 AM
come on somebody stir the pot. :****:
Anonymous
05-04-2005, 01:25 AM
Ok. I think that Ben Spence is doing a wonderful job . I do not understand why people took cheap shots at him and the PD.
Ben is a stand up guy.
Anonymous
05-04-2005, 10:31 AM
Ok. I think that Ben Spence is doing a wonderful job . I do not understand why people took cheap shots at him and the PD.
Ben is a stand up guy.
Because they have sad little pathetic lives. What else are they going to do after thier soap opera's go off in the afternoons? :shrug:
Anonymous
05-07-2005, 01:35 PM
Ben is a stand up guy.
We would all hope so...
If he were a sit down guy then you might need to worry.
Since you say he is a stand up guy it would be safe to say he's normal :razz:
Anonymous
05-07-2005, 10:23 PM
Swansea has another guy that is Very cute too, but I haven't seen him in a while
Yeah, he's pretty hot!
Anonymous
05-08-2005, 04:57 AM
Swansea has another guy that is Very cute too, but I haven't seen him in a while
Yeah, he's pretty hot!
ummm...hello...Robert...could you be a fan of the late great Judge Rutland?
Anonymous
05-19-2005, 06:02 AM
Good to see Bennett back at Swansea, but I guess Pelion just wasn't ready for "real" POLICE. The Dream Team is back baby!!!!!
Anonymous
05-19-2005, 09:06 AM
The "DREAM TEAM"? That's funny! :morons:
Anonymous
05-19-2005, 09:38 AM
Good to see Bennett back at Swansea, but I guess Pelion just wasn't ready for "real" POLICE. The Dream Team is back baby!!!!!
Jeeze.... who's this idiot with the "real" police syndrome???
The Officer formally know as Lieutenant is indeed a fine officer, but he's green.
Your email smacks of vengefulness.... Bennett, Is that you?
Anonymous
05-19-2005, 11:05 AM
Good to see Bennett back at Swansea, but I guess Pelion just wasn't ready for "real" POLICE. The Dream Team is back baby!!!!!
Jeeze.... who's this idiot with the "real" police syndrome???
The Officer formally know as Lieutenant is indeed a fine officer, but he's green.
Your email smacks of vengefulness.... Bennett, Is that you?
Crawford is that you again?????????????????????????????????? :wave:
Anonymous
05-19-2005, 01:24 PM
HELLO MR. LEON LOTT CAN RUN BOTH COUNTIES,WE COULD SAVE MONEY.AND WE COULD CAN HALF OF THE WASTE IN OUR COUNTY.STARTING AT THE TOP. COME ON DOES ASST CHEIF HAVE ANY POLICE EXPREINCE????????????????????????????????????????? ?. WE KNOW LEON IS THE MAN............................................... ....WILL NOT TELL YOU WHO I AM,BUT SOMEONE TAP INTO MT COMPUTER,WELL THE FBI WILL LOOK INTO THIS, I HOPE THEY CATCH YOU.............................SOON I DO HAVE THE FREEDOM TO SPEAK OR I WILL CALL JESSE JACKSON,HE WILL COME TO GASTON.......................................... :D :D :?:
Anonymous
05-20-2005, 10:36 AM
Good, maybe we can set his speaking engagement up at the "Little Rebel Shop"
Unregistered
08-02-2005, 07:54 PM
Well I have to say that of all the municipal PD out there, Swansea has a very good group of guys working for them
Unregistered
08-02-2005, 09:38 PM
Bull Sh*t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they have too many personal affairs to worry about other than work
Unregistered
08-02-2005, 10:19 PM
HELLO MR. LEON LOTT CAN RUN BOTH COUNTIES,WE COULD SAVE MONEY.AND WE COULD CAN HALF OF THE WASTE IN OUR COUNTY.STARTING AT THE TOP. COME ON DOES ASST CHEIF HAVE ANY POLICE EXPREINCE????????????????????????????????????????? ?. WE KNOW LEON IS THE MAN............................................... ....WILL NOT TELL YOU WHO I AM,BUT SOMEONE TAP INTO MT COMPUTER,WELL THE FBI WILL LOOK INTO THIS, I HOPE THEY CATCH YOU.............................SOON I DO HAVE THE FREEDOM TO SPEAK OR I WILL CALL JESSE JACKSON,HE WILL COME TO GASTON.......................................... :D :D :?:
Give me a break! Leon "Don Johnson wannb" Lott can't keep himself away from the tv camra's. He's always trying to put his face on tv. Like tonight. This eyeball scan. I agree it's a wonderful thing to help idenify your child, but lets get real. This thing is not going to help when your kid gets his brains blown out. How many murders are there in Richland County this year? Lets compare crime stats. Every night when I watch the news we hear about another murder being committed. I know law enforcement cannot be everywhere all the time. Until he can clean up his own county, don't even think he can clean up ours! He's all talk but no substance. What bothers me is when he held a news conference and threw that deputy "under the bus" for "assulting" that hispanic lady. I don't agree with what the deputy did, however, I certainly don't agree with what Lott did. How can the former deputy get a fair trail? Richland County citizens needs new leadership. Look at your crime stats, they speak for themselves!
FloridaFan
08-03-2005, 10:28 AM
Bull Sh*t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they have too many personal affairs to worry about other than work
And what is that supposed to mean?
Unregistered
08-03-2005, 11:19 PM
I really don't know of anything currently going on jackass. Ben Spence is married, Aaron is married, Bennett is out with an injury, Cliff is got everything under control. These guys do a standup job, unlike their two close neighbors. Everybody in Swansea is proud of the police (most everybody), and people in the county respect them to. I think it is the friends of neighbors that are jealous of what is going on there.
Unregistered
08-03-2005, 11:23 PM
Bull Sh*t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they have too many personal affairs to worry about other than work
Well maybe they need to get the Almighty Super-Cop, let me be your consultant, Chris Gardner to consult for them. Look at the damn fantastic job he has done for the Pelion PD. Maybe since he knows everything that he could get these Swansea boys straight. I bet he is even a marriage counsler!!!!
Unregistered
08-04-2005, 12:39 AM
You would think with all the drama that is suppose to be going on in that huge Town of Swansea that there is no way that anything can get done. If this is so true than who made all those cases last month at Town Court. I dont know how many cases were made but I will tell you this people were out the front door in the parking lot awaiting to see the Judge. Now It doesnt take a Mathmatical Engineer to figure out that somebody been working.
Unregistered
08-04-2005, 10:17 AM
I really don't know of anything currently going on jackass. Ben Spence is married, Aaron is married, Bennett is out with an injury, Cliff is got everything under control. These guys do a standup job, unlike their two close neighbors. Everybody in Swansea is proud of the police (most everybody), and people in the county respect them to. I think it is the friends of neighbors that are jealous of what is going on there.
Hey! You forgot Kevin! He is married too!
Unregistered
08-04-2005, 06:00 PM
Just because they are married doesn't mean a darn thing to the people of Swansea....just ask Clif
I will agree they DO write a heck of a lot of tickets which means SOMEBODY is doing their job...didn't they have someone else working down there about 2 weeks ago? I saw one I didn't recognize. Maybe he wrote the tickets.
Unregistered
08-04-2005, 09:29 PM
Thats right lets beat this dead horse some more. It is rather sad to know with every thing that goes on in that little town someone is wanting to talk about The Clif incident again. Folks this is old news lets talk about something new for a a change. Since you have such great disabilities let me help you get started.
1 - Lets talk about the new Autozone coming and how will it effect Archies
new Napa store?
2 - Lets talk about the Two council seats that are going to be vacant and who would be the best canadates for those?
3 - Lets talk about all the money that the Town was granted and how it will be spent to improve the town?
4 - Lets talk about the widening of the road at Hwy 3 and Hwy 321 in hopes to save lives.
5 - Lets talk about getting a new Library in Town.
6 - Lets talk about the upcoming Fall Festival Rodeo.
These are just a few Subjects that we can talk about but no you would rather talk about something that happened 2 years ago. Nobody wants to talk about the good things that has happened in Swansea everybody wants to talk about the bad things. Some of us need to grow up and learn how to give out ideas or thoughts to make this Town a better place to live. We all know that some of us live such disfunctional life so we have to make everyone elses life miserable to.
Unregistered
08-05-2005, 10:25 AM
Ok.... on the subject of town council.... I heard Archie is running...... Is that a joke or is it serious?????
"We don't call 911" What's that supposed to mean?
Unregistered
08-05-2005, 10:34 AM
Maybe that means they just call the insurance company first!
Unregistered
08-06-2005, 07:26 PM
How about Napa for Sale for a sign... archie
Unregistered
08-06-2005, 08:55 PM
What happened to 602?
Unregistered
08-07-2005, 06:44 PM
nothing that I know of
Unregistered
08-09-2005, 02:06 AM
Yall Need To Quit Picking On Poor Archie Because Everybody Knows That He Didnt Burn His Building. As Far As His Sign Goes All I Know Is That He Is Sitting Back And Watching Willie Make It Happen. Now Tell Me What A Life.
Unregistered
08-09-2005, 10:35 AM
Yall Need To Quit Picking On Poor Archie Because Everybody Knows That He Didnt Burn His Building. As Far As His Sign Goes All I Know Is That He Is Sitting Back And Watching Willie Make It Happen. Now Tell Me What A Life.
Poor Archie? If you are going to put up dumb signs like that then you need to learn to take the heat!
Unregistered
08-10-2005, 02:39 AM
Well when you are a idoit like Archie is, then well what do you expect. Archie is so full of it, and he actually thinks that he is funny. Well the joke is on him. Why in the hell NAPA would give him parts to sell is insane. Of course he is a rip off, he charges more than the NAPA stores do themselves. Don't believe me, then call Archie get a price on a belt, then call NAPA in Cayce. See who has the better price. But hey you can always get beer at Archie's NAPA.
Unregistered
08-10-2005, 12:27 PM
"But hey you can always get beer at Archie's NAPA."
Seriously? If that's true then I suggest someone take a photo of beer for sale there and email it to NAPA's offices. No way they would let it slide.
I really hope that Swansea gets an Autozone.
Unregistered
08-10-2005, 12:44 PM
i'd like a fan belt and a bud light please
Unregistered
08-12-2005, 10:22 AM
so does anyone know if he is really has beer in there?
Unregistered
08-12-2005, 02:01 PM
so does anyone know if he is really has beer in there?
Couldn't tell yoou if he sells 'em, but he was drinkin' one while waiting on me....
Unregistered
08-14-2005, 11:17 PM
you have got to be kiddin. that's real professional
Unregistered
08-15-2005, 02:11 PM
let me guess. Bud in a bottle.
Unregistered
08-16-2005, 10:27 AM
"Bud. The choice of rednecks for over 40 years"
Unregistered
08-16-2005, 10:31 AM
what does this have to do with the pd?
Unregistered
08-16-2005, 12:53 PM
what does this have to do with the pd?
When an openly anti-law enforcement "'character" runs for city council, what do you think it has to do with the pd? Wouldn't surprise me if he pushed to disband the pd.... it poses a threat to his "businesses".
Unregistered
08-16-2005, 01:34 PM
lol
Unregistered
08-16-2005, 11:14 PM
Why can't we all just get along
Unregistered
08-17-2005, 01:05 PM
Why can't we all just get along
Then this board would cease to exist.......
Unregistered
08-18-2005, 10:51 PM
How is William Bennett doing?
Unregistered
08-19-2005, 12:04 AM
He is doing pretty good considering everything he has been through.
Unregistered
08-25-2005, 12:18 PM
when will bennett be back he is one you could count on
Unregistered
08-25-2005, 03:58 PM
thats not what Pelion thought
Unregistered
08-25-2005, 04:41 PM
thats not what Pelion thought
You know what? You are ABSOLUTELY right about that! They thought that William would be a pushover and that he would be their little "yes man" and they were BADLY MISTAKEN!
Unregistered
08-25-2005, 09:23 PM
ok grow up it was about william not about pelion who has it out for pelion anyway if william didnt like the rules you leave . he did if he doesnt like bens rules he have to leave their to. but untill he is the boss he has to follow orders and i hope all this bashing isnt from cops you should have more respect than that thiers enough people watching already
Unregistered
08-26-2005, 02:06 AM
And what exactly is your point here. Ever heard of a period, I think this is basic English! These has to be one of the most inchorerent, babbling, idiotic post I have seen. By the way, who is watching?
Unregistered
08-26-2005, 09:34 AM
And what exactly is your point here. Ever heard of a period, I think this is basic English! These has to be one of the most inchorerent, babbling, idiotic post I have seen. By the way, who is watching?
Hello. you put ever heard of a period and then put a comma. that's like the pot calling the kettle black. we're not writing an english paper here...........
Unregistered
08-26-2005, 04:58 PM
Swansea PD is one of the best. It is the only PD in the most southern part of Lexington County with a full-time Department. Pelion and Gaston don't have 24-7 coverage. They are way behind what Swansea has accomplished. Of course it takes good employees and good leadership to get there. THey also have the town leaders behind them 100%. They should be an example to small town departments in the area.
PS
I forgot about South Congaree, they also are 24-7, and have a great bunch to!
General Lee
08-28-2005, 02:33 PM
I would agree!!!
General Lee
08-29-2005, 12:32 AM
Well Archie's got as much of a chance of winning, as Suzanne has of getting married. What a big joke!
Gotta go, I got a flat. The boys better hurry, Rosco is coming!!!!!
Ghost Rider
08-30-2005, 01:59 PM
Who is Roscoe?
General Lee
08-30-2005, 02:22 PM
Well it is Rosco, but everybody knows who he is?
Ghost Rider
08-31-2005, 09:43 AM
I thought you were talking about the Chief. I havent seen him in Town in a while. Does he still work there? I heard the other day at the parts store that he wasnt going to be there much longer.
FloridaFan
08-31-2005, 10:14 AM
OK..first clue..parts store..and which parts store would this be?
General Lee
08-31-2005, 12:02 PM
Right! Of course. I guess Archie figures he could be chief!!!!
FloridaFan
08-31-2005, 12:22 PM
Yeah..police chief or FIRE chief?
General Lee
08-31-2005, 01:30 PM
My guess would be Police Chief. Since Archie is so qualified to do everything, he might could tackle both. I think maybe that him and Joann Clark have a secret. Please don't make any more committees. What a joke! They bad seeds of Swansea need to face the fact, that they can't accomplish anything! That is their biggest problem!!
Clark1
08-31-2005, 04:29 PM
Bubba is the man!!!!
Guest 1
09-02-2005, 05:27 PM
I heard that Clif is getting a bicycle to patrol with. Wonder where he is going to put his blue lights. CLIF YOU THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bluecamel
09-04-2005, 03:45 PM
Everyone but the females.:cheer:
Town member
09-04-2005, 10:50 PM
Everyone but the females.:cheer: Where did this come from? Who are we talking about now?
General Lee
09-06-2005, 02:34 PM
Bubba is the man!!!!
I wondered why he always goes to Clark Services!!!
Swansea Man1
09-06-2005, 02:37 PM
Perhaps he is getting some Clark services?
Gator96
09-06-2005, 03:51 PM
:lmao: :lmao: Now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are!
BIG SISTER
09-06-2005, 04:08 PM
Leave Bubba Alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He Doesn't Bother Anyone!!!
General Lee
09-06-2005, 04:40 PM
Bubba is a good guy, everyone likes Bubba. He trys to make everybody happy!
bluecamel
09-24-2005, 10:43 AM
What's up?:pistols:
swansea local
09-28-2005, 07:04 PM
Swansea Cops Rock
possum
09-28-2005, 11:09 PM
one time, i threw a rock at the cabin
FloridaFan
09-29-2005, 10:32 AM
Shut UP! Are you serious? That seems so dangerous! Wow, you must live on the EDGE! LoL
Gator96
09-29-2005, 04:29 PM
one time, i threw a rock at the cabin
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Was that a meth rock?
possum
09-29-2005, 06:40 PM
THAT DOES IT!
FF and Gator are no longer allowed in the cabin.
FloridaFan
09-30-2005, 10:37 AM
Hey! What did I do? Why are you banning me from the Janky Log Cabin?
Gator96
09-30-2005, 10:43 AM
I will not respect your authoriti!
GRITS
09-30-2005, 11:00 AM
So possum, you got your rocks off at the cabin? I think you are a cabinophile!
FloridaFan
09-30-2005, 11:04 AM
Well, truth be told, I really dont even want to be in that place. Possum, I think you just did me a flavor!
swampfox
09-30-2005, 11:20 AM
...authoriti!
Is that Italian?
Gator96
09-30-2005, 11:24 AM
No...it's Cartman-speak. Sort of a Gen-X thing...
GRITS
09-30-2005, 11:42 AM
Well, truth be told, I really dont even want to be in that place. Possum, I think you just did me a flavor!
Take my advice Gator if Possum is hanging out at the cabin all the time, STAY AWAY!
swampfox
09-30-2005, 11:44 AM
Sort of a Gen-X thing...
You young people just tear me up!
General Lee
09-30-2005, 02:15 PM
I just wish that someone would get that stash of marijuana out back of the cabin. I understand it has been there for years. That is why it is such a historical place! No wonder the Clarks dont wont it taken away. Did u know that Joann favorite song is Puff the Magic Dragon!
swampfox
09-30-2005, 02:32 PM
Orkin will remove marijuana infestations. Give 'em a call.
Gator96
09-30-2005, 02:35 PM
Orkin won't get rid of the magic dragon infestations, though, or will they?
better days
09-30-2005, 03:11 PM
I heard kerosene works if your magic dragon gets infested.
FloridaFan
09-30-2005, 03:23 PM
Ouch, that doesnt sound good. I would hate for My Magic Dragon to get infested. I would think that they would make some sort of topical ointment for that!
better days
09-30-2005, 03:29 PM
True but it'll make you think before you chance getting it infested again.
swampfox
09-30-2005, 03:48 PM
Turpentine will work too.
FloridaFan
09-30-2005, 04:30 PM
True but it'll make you think before you chance getting it infested again.
Well, you know what they say! An uninfested Magic Dragon, is a happy Magic Dragon!
bluecamel
09-30-2005, 06:06 PM
This doesn't have ANYTHING to do with the PD.......
bluecamel
10-01-2005, 07:38 PM
:dead:
better days
10-01-2005, 07:43 PM
It was a commercial break, now back to the show!
FloridaFan
10-03-2005, 11:07 AM
Not a thing!!!
610..is this who I think it is?
Depends... who do you think?:huh:
FloridaFan
10-03-2005, 03:37 PM
Is this who got the halloween bags?
Gator96
10-03-2005, 03:50 PM
I have undereye bags....does that count for anything? :)
cuebald
10-03-2005, 07:33 PM
I have undereye bags....does that count for anything? :)
Wait until you get to be my age and you'll have bags in places you don't even have places, now...
GRITS
10-04-2005, 10:43 AM
Yeah, my child calls me bags! I get no respect!
FloridaFan
10-04-2005, 11:27 AM
yep!!!
I thought that was you silly!
bluelinebro
10-04-2005, 05:57 PM
I would like a halloween bag, but im still trying to figure out what all this has to do with the SPD, unless the bags are given out at the cabin, trick or treat?
FloridaFan
10-04-2005, 06:45 PM
Yes, bags will be given out at the cabin. They will come filled with termite spray, candy, and a copy of The Messenger. LoL And we will also be including an "Apartment Finder" book for our fabulous resident who has recently decided to relocate!
cuebald
10-05-2005, 06:56 AM
Yes, bags will be given out at the cabin. They will come filled with termite spray, candy, and a copy of The Messenger. LoL And we will also be including an "Apartment Finder" book for our fabulous resident who has recently decided to relocate!
The Halloween Bags I used to go out with didn't bring along termite spray. Is that for their wooden legs or what?
DAY DREAMER
10-05-2005, 09:07 AM
FloridaFan,
The person under 610 is not who you think it is. I am the one that had the halloween bags...I don't know who the 610 is but I personally don't think that was very funny. I certainly hope it was not someone from the dream team.
:horse:
Must be a different kind of bag!:hail:
DAY DREAMER
10-05-2005, 09:23 AM
Apparently....how did you come up with the number 610?
FloridaFan
10-05-2005, 10:48 AM
What?!? I thought that 610 would be a little apparent for you! Hmmmm...who could it be on the dream team? Well, I have one idea.(i think you know who i am talking about)
Yeah...where did you get the idea 610 from?
DAY DREAMER
10-05-2005, 11:19 AM
Well, I am guessing.....the leader of the lovely dream team....that is just dirty...wrong I tell you, wrong!!!!!
FloridaFan
10-05-2005, 11:47 AM
Of course...I am sure it is! I still think that even for him..that number is kinda obvious! LoL DUH! HELLO! Doesnt take a Genius!
:horse: You have it all figured out, don't ya?
FloridaFan
10-06-2005, 10:55 AM
Not yet..but dont worry..once I have the guys down at SLED take a look at this website..they will tell me who you are! LoL
DAY DREAMER
10-06-2005, 11:37 AM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Floridafan.....you are crazy!!!!!! I about wet myself laughing!!!!!!
FloridaFan
10-06-2005, 11:57 AM
Well, its true, Dont think I wont do it..because I will...
DAY DREAMER
10-06-2005, 12:31 PM
Flordia Fan, my search turned up negative results. I guess SLED will have to take it from here. I wonder if the Criders could help? :fencing:
possum
10-06-2005, 02:04 PM
Kuntry Gall has a cousin that's a judge, maybe she can be of assistance
FloridaFan
10-06-2005, 02:12 PM
Rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Nah, I dont think they could get anything done either.
Maybe CountryGal can hook me up with her uncle cousin daddy magistrate judge and he can figure it out!
DixieChic
10-06-2005, 02:56 PM
ya think?
DAY DREAMER
10-06-2005, 05:00 PM
I guess we scared 610 off. I wonder what name he will pop up under next? Fishman, Big Sexy, Hop-a-long or Moped Man.
swampfox
10-06-2005, 05:23 PM
Maybe 611?
DAY DREAMER
10-06-2005, 05:29 PM
I am quite certain that it is not a 611.
better days
10-07-2005, 08:19 AM
I'd like the 4-1-1 on whats up with the 610.......10-4. Swamp didn't Brass knuckles call his caddy big sexy?
swampfox
10-07-2005, 10:01 AM
I believe you're right on that, BD. And he called himself Little Sexy.
Wonder what happened to him?
FloridaFan
10-07-2005, 11:02 AM
I guess we scared 610 off. I wonder what name he will pop up under next? Fishman, Big Sexy, Hop-a-long or Moped Man.
Flip Flops baby, Flip Flops! Or the Ladies Man. I dont quite get the "moped man" reference. The only moped I can think of is the "one that got away" LoL
FloridaFan
10-07-2005, 11:03 AM
I am quite certain that it is not a 611.
Yeah, then I would have to be kickin some booty!
DAY DREAMER
10-07-2005, 12:48 PM
Flip Flops baby, Flip Flops! Or the Ladies Man. I dont quite get the "moped man" reference. The only moped I can think of is the "one that got away" LoL
That would be the one!!!! Gosh, I hate when they get away. Flip flops Baby doesn't loose anyone.
FloridaFan
10-07-2005, 12:51 PM
Yeah...because he sooo good at what he does! LoL
bluelinebro
10-07-2005, 01:34 PM
Hey, you can't catch 'em all. but who wears flip flops? mopeds can be sneaky, it looks like a bicycle, but goes a lot faster
DixieChic
10-07-2005, 01:56 PM
What exactly is a 611, anyway?
bluelinebro
10-07-2005, 02:08 PM
I believe it is a code or something, i remember when i used to listen to rap, snoop doggy dogg was always talkin bout a 187 in south central. hope this helps- peace out
FloridaFan
10-07-2005, 02:12 PM
Hey, you can't catch 'em all. but who wears flip flops? mopeds can be sneaky, it looks like a bicycle, but goes a lot faster
I thought everyone had heard about the infamous chase through the woods and the Po-lice catching the suspect and saving the day...all while wearing Flip-Flops Baby..Flip Flops!
bluelinebro
10-07-2005, 02:17 PM
I thought everyone had heard about the infamous chase through the woods and the Po-lice catching the suspect and saving the day...all while wearing Flip-Flops Baby..Flip Flops!
I didn't hear anything about that one, but I will look for it on Amazing Police chases XXIV when it comes on tv. i'll do some research
DAY DREAMER
10-07-2005, 02:18 PM
Florida Fan you left out the funniest part....he passed the younger, skinner officer that had boots on. GO FLIP FLOP MAN GO!!!!
Moped Man maybe your next one will be on a bicycle. Good Luck!
:horse:
Captain Worley
10-07-2005, 02:22 PM
When I worked with the Air Force, we called mopeds DUImobiles. Mopeds, bikes and Reeboks were the only way you were getting on base after a DUI conviction. I was amazed at how many drunks worked there.
DAY DREAMER
10-07-2005, 02:26 PM
That's what I know them as also. Unless I am mistaking, you can also be charged with DUI while driving a moped. That would be funny to see.
FloridaFan
10-07-2005, 02:29 PM
Florida Fan you left out the funniest part....he passed the younger, skinner officer that had boots on. GO FLIP FLOP MAN GO!!!!
Moped Man maybe your next one will be on a bicycle. Good Luck!
:horse:
Thats because the younger, skinner officer got tied up in some briars that Flip Flop man inadvertantley threw at him! Yeah, to the guy who let the janky yellow moped get away...its alright..it happens! Just like how you sometimes forget to turn your radio on and make people freak out! LoL ;)
bluelinebro
10-07-2005, 02:33 PM
That's what I know them as also. Unless I am mistaking, you can also be charged with DUI while driving a moped. That would be funny to see.
You can get a DUI on a JANKY lawnmower, my friend's uncle ( who is not a judge) got one in cayce. believe it was bout 10 years ago. i mean c'mon, thats why he was driving the lawnmower in the first place! ya know they say, "Nothing Runs like a Deere"
FloridaFan
10-07-2005, 02:36 PM
Did he have grocery store feet when he got his DUI?
DAY DREAMER
10-07-2005, 02:36 PM
thank goodness for nextel........:rocklick:
FloridaFan
10-07-2005, 02:43 PM
Thank goodness for "Spare 1"
bluelinebro
10-07-2005, 02:51 PM
The last two post make no sense, what does nextel and spare 1 have to do with "Grocery Store Feet"? someone fill me in. And i will ask the question again, What does all this have to do with Swansea PD?
DAY DREAMER
10-07-2005, 02:59 PM
the nextel and spare 1 went with the post about turning off your radios. someone posted before i could get mine posted. sorry!
FloridaFan
10-07-2005, 03:05 PM
The last two post make no sense, what does nextel and spare 1 have to do with "Grocery Store Feet"? someone fill me in. And i will ask the question again, What does all this have to do with Swansea PD?
The nextels, spare 1, not turning on radios...you know EXACTLY what this has to do with Swansea PD! Dont play dumb with me! Dont you know..."I need 20 MORE CARS":morons:
bluelinebro
10-07-2005, 03:11 PM
The nextels, spare 1, not turning on radios...you know EXACTLY what this has to do with Swansea PD! Dont play dumb with me! Dont you know..."I need 20 MORE CARS":morons:
you know, sometimes i just sit here and laugh my A$$ off. I do see your point thought. Code 3 is a necessity and radios have a volume knob too. this has gotten deep, real deep.
Nextels are the greatest!!:headset:
DAY DREAMER
10-07-2005, 03:33 PM
Wow, 610 I am so glad you could join us again.
By the way, did you enjoy those halloween bags?
FloridaFan
10-07-2005, 03:34 PM
you know, sometimes i just sit here and laugh my A$$ off. I do see your point thought. Code 3 is a necessity and radios have a volume knob too. this has gotten deep, real deep.
Yeah, BUT sometimes you forget because you are flirting with Mexicans and you turn the volume down....:lala: What? Like thats never happened to you!
FloridaFan
10-07-2005, 03:35 PM
Nextels are the greatest!!:headset:
Ahh...so the ELUSIVE IMPOSTOR has decided to show his face...and his Grocery Store Feet again!
DAY DREAMER
10-07-2005, 03:58 PM
Yeah, BUT sometimes you forget because you are flirting with Mexicans and you turn the volume down....:lala: What? Like thats never happened to you!
FF, I thought you were the one that liked hispanic fellows. Oh yeah and their wives.
FloridaFan
10-07-2005, 04:08 PM
Thats the way I like 'em! married & mexican! LoL :lmao:
bluelinebro
10-07-2005, 04:14 PM
Thats the way I like 'em! married & mexican! LoL :lmao:
So Florida Fan, you Like M&Ms, do you like em with or without nuts?
DixieChic
10-07-2005, 04:18 PM
ok now you lost me.
FloridaFan
10-07-2005, 04:20 PM
Nuts of course! Dont you know by now...every thing in Swansea is NUTS, Even short, married, mexican men who shave thier legs! LoL:yernuts:
DixieChic
10-07-2005, 04:43 PM
So true So true, I have been to Swansea and back and I survived!
FloridaFan
10-07-2005, 05:12 PM
Girl, you should get you a tee shirt!:pimp:
General Lee
10-07-2005, 05:59 PM
Thats because the younger, skinner officer got tied up in some briars that Flip Flop man inadvertantley threw at him! Yeah, to the guy who let the janky yellow moped get away...its alright..it happens! Just like how you sometimes forget to turn your radio on and make people freak out! LoL ;)
Plus the younger one had on 10lbs of gear, flip flop man was in shirt and shorts! Also trying to get ahold of his radio, wasn't it hanging by his shirt? But for his age, Flip flop man can still RUN LIKE HELL!! At least he doesnt kick a man in the nuts and then RUN LIKE HELL!
:chin:
possum
10-07-2005, 06:32 PM
Aahh, yea of little foresight....flip-flops are much easier to remove just before giving a Moustache-Ride
cuebald
10-07-2005, 06:39 PM
Aahh, yea of little foresight....flip-flops are much easier to remove just before giving a Moustache-Ride
True, but they are somewhat impractical if the brakes on your moped are wearing thin and you have to drag your feet to come to a complete stop.
DAY DREAMER
10-10-2005, 11:47 AM
Hey Moped Man, it looks like another has shown you up again. If you need some tips I'm sure the dream team, including the newest member, would be willing to give you some so you can catch that moped.
Way to go AG!
FloridaFan
10-10-2005, 05:05 PM
Strength, Honor and GIRL POWER!:cheer:
bluelinebro
10-10-2005, 05:39 PM
I will have to ponder this one
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