on the lighter side

[richland county employee]

who is the best looking employee at richland county?

[Unregistered1]

Uh, Leon Lott?

[cuebald]

He thinks so.

[Gator96]

You know who he looks like to me?

That stuck-in-the-80s-trailer-salesman-guy that used to own Fantasy Homes.

What was his name? Cameron Neal! :lmao:

[cuebald]

He's very sincere. Would you buy a mobile home from this man?I think he can be trusted.

[Gator96]

Oh, sure. Is that why he's no longer in business?

[cuebald]

I meant Leon Lott. Doesn't he sell used cars? He ought to...

[Gator96]

I know you meant Leon Lott, silly. I did, too! :lmao: I once heard that for fundraising, the RCSO was gonna start pushing "L" calendars, with yours truly modeling each month.

..dressed as a snowman for Jan.
...sweet baby Cupid for Feb.....you can see where this is going...

[cuebald]

Hadn't heard that, but I personally can't wait for whatever month they have him holding his little gun and grinning like a mule eating briars. That should be suitable for framing.


Besides, I need a new calendar in the outhouse. That one oughta work better than castor oil.

[Captain Worley]

Speaking of shady, whatever happened to ole Ken Hyatt. I drive past his old dealership on the way to work, and boy do I miss seeing his big ole moon-pie face plastered over the building.

Only place in SC to buy 'Covergence' vans.

[cuebald]

Don't even know if he's still alive. I bought a Jeep Cherokee from him in 1985. The carburetor broke a couple of months later, and I had to call him at home twice at two in the morning and ask about when the car would be ready before it got fixed. They had it in the shop nearly two weeks.

I called him personally a total of four times. If my dealings with him were typical, he lied so much he probably had to hire somebody to call his dog.

[Gator96]

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:6dHn__FMxEAJ:www.sheriffsc.com/images/LeonLott.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.sheriffsc.com/images/LeonLott.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.sheriffsc.com/pages/news.html&h=350&w=295&sz=94&tbnid=6dHn__FMxEAJ:&tbnh=116&tbnw=97&hl=en&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dof%2Bleon%2Blott%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3D en%26lr%3D%26rls%3DGGLG,GGLG:2005-35,GGLG:en%26sa%3DN) tee hee heee!

[cuebald]

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:6dHn__FMxEAJ:www.sheriffsc.com/images/LeonLott.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.sheriffsc.com/images/LeonLott.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.sheriffsc.com/pages/news.html&h=350&w=295&sz=94&tbnid=6dHn__FMxEAJ:&tbnh=116&tbnw=97&hl=en&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dof%2Bleon%2Blott%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3D en%26lr%3D%26rls%3DGGLG,GGLG:2005-35,GGLG:en%26sa%3DN) tee hee heee!

ELVIS IS ALIVE!!!!!! QUICK - CALL THE ENQUIRER!!!!

[swampfox]

Sheriff looks all shook up.

[Cajuntater]

That's his best, "respect my authority" look. What's he like as a Sheriff?

[swampfox]

He talks good. Gets all involved in the communities. The deputies and substations I have known were good, professional operations. The HQ on Two Notch is another thing, not efficient, far from professional. Overall, I'd have to give him an average score.

[cuebald]

That's his best, "respect my authority" look. What's he like as a Sheriff?

Cartman is more entertaining. Cuter, too, if you ask me.

Wonder how Lott would look riding a tricycle?

[Gator96]

That would depend on how you think he would look with his knees stuck in his ears!


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[cuebald]

Considering the usual placement of his head, probably like a Picasso model.

Throw in a couple of floppy clocks, you've got something. Not the Persistence of Memory, but something.

And yes, I do know the difference between Picasso and Dali, oh ye who lurk in the shadows waiting to scream "DUMBASS!!!".

[BTDT]

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:6dHn__FMxEAJ:www.sheriffsc.com/images/LeonLott.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.sheriffsc.com/images/LeonLott.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.sheriffsc.com/pages/news.html&h=350&w=295&sz=94&tbnid=6dHn__FMxEAJ:&tbnh=116&tbnw=97&hl=en&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dof%2Bleon%2Blott%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3D en%26lr%3D%26rls%3DGGLG,GGLG:2005-35,GGLG:en%26sa%3DN) tee hee heee!

SCARYYYYYYY!!!! Looks like he got his Xmas goose early..

[swampfox]

Well, hello, Dali!

[swomprat fan]

Well, hello, Dali!


It’s good to see you in your own territory. You should make it a practice to stay here.

[swampfox]

Monica, we've missed you, in a strange way.

Did you get a new computer?

[Captain Worley]

Hey, Monica! I'm listening to Pink Floyd's 'Have a Cigar' in your honor.

[Gator96]

Did you get a new computer?

I'll bet it's a DELL. :shock:

[swomprat fan]

Hey, Monica! I'm listening to Pink Floyd's 'Have a Cigar' in your honor.


Sorry to disapoint yall! I am not Monica, but I do have a cigar you can puff on!

[Gator96]

Quick, Cap'n...hand me the cigar cutter! :badgrin:

[cuebald]

Gator, get proficient with it and we'll get you booked to do a few Bris ceremonies.

And we won't make the jokes about "giving the Rabbi a tip" or "a little off the top". Promise.

[Gator96]

Maybe I could aid the DOD in disarming "heat-seeking missiles" heh heh heh

[swampfox]

Heat-seeking missiles?

But Monica, seriously, now that we know it's you, you were telling us about your White House years when you left us hangin'. How about taking up where you left off?

Did you know Clinton is going to be our next governor?

[swomprat fan]

Heat-seeking missiles?

But Monica, seriously, now that we know it's you, you were telling us about your White House years when you left us hangin'. How about taking up where you left off?

Did you know Clinton is going to be our next governor?


You, Capt. Worthead and Screwbald just don't get it, do you!

[swampfox]

I doubt we will, Monica. You are just too good.

I for one can say that you are one of my favorite characters in the history of the American presidency.

You know the whole time during which you were famous (including the impeachment) people in other countries were saying, "What's the big deal? She was a legal adult, wasn't she?"

Just want you to know that you still got fans, and we're glad you're back.

Now no more married men, OK?

[cuebald]

Monica -

One thing I simply HAVE to ask. Did you ever go by the pseudonym "Michelle"?

Enquiring minds want to know.

[Captain Worley]

You, Capt. Worthead and Screwbald just don't get it, do you!

Monica, you are so funny. Replacing the question mark with an exclamation mark was pure comedic genius.

So, are you coming back with Bill when he becomes our governor? Maybe you could hook up with Andre. He's single, you know.

[swomprat fan]

Monica, you are so funny. Replacing the question mark with an exclamation mark was pure comedic genius.

So, are you coming back with Bill when he becomes our governor? Maybe you could hook up with Andre. He's single, you know.


Bill Clinton would be a better choice than the governor that we have now. At least the people of this state would have the roads repaired or see something for teir tax dollars instead of the governor just sitting on it.

[swampfox]

......instead of the governor just sitting on it.

You go, girl!

[Captain Worley]

Bill Clinton would be a better choice than the governor that we have now.

Sure is! I still haven't given up on that beer truck yet.

[swampfox]

Was that "Beer Day at the State House"?

[Captain Worley]

I think Bill was going to call it Wild Bill's Keg Day or something. Then the beer truck idea came up. I really don't know what he's looking to do now, but rest assured, it will be grand.

[better days]

Celebrity golf is always a big hit. Since you cleaned his club, may as well wash his balls.

[4obviousreasons]

K Branham

[Gator96]

Too bad HIS looks won't get you out of a ticket! :twak:

[Unregistered69]

Maybe They Already Have!!!!!

[Hookem&Bookem]

:ditto: You were working with more than his looks then

[unregistered69]

He can Hook me and Book me.
:ditto: You were working with more than his looks then

[0BADGEBUNNY]

Looks like the lady knows a good pat down!!!!!:cheer: :cheer:

[Hookem&Bookem]

:stone: Ohhhhh Nooooo Say it aint Soooo!! The Badge Bunnys are back spreading good cheer and disease.... Sorry had to go there..

[0BADGEBUNNY]

You still got that space 4 rent?

[Hookem&Bookem]

:beer: No Vacancy

[0BADGEBUNNY]

Good I wanted to make sure all my girls were released?:biglaff:

[Hookem&Bookem]

It's full not empty . No room for you ... None have been released... Take a number get in line

[0BADGEBUNNY]

I'm waiting on the tall, dark, and handsome>:tongue:

[cuebald]

Leon Lott?????

[Gator96]

:vom: BWAH HAHAHA HAHAHAH

[0BADGEBUNNY]

Gator96, I am sure you are cute too.

[FloridaFan]

yes SHE is!!! Gator 96 is a Hottt Mama!!

[Gator96]

:w00t: I got legs alllllllllllllllllll the way up to my armpits! And FF is a HOTTT SASSSYY MAMMA PARTNER-IN-CRIME!!!


WATCH OUT NOW!!

[swampfox]

Say it again!!

[FloridaFan]

Thats right. Ya'll better watch out! :pistols: LOL

[Gator96]

:shotgun: THAT'S RIGHT GIRLFRIEND, TIME TO KICK ASS AND TAKE SOME NAMES!:pistols: :pistols: :pistols:

[swampfox]

Careful now. You don't want to wet something you can't dry.

[Gator96]

If only I could quit falling through this stupid hopscotch hole....

[swampfox]

Good comeback.

[Gator96]

Just because I keep knocking my forehead when I fall doesn't necessarily mean I'm mentally incapacitated, now does it, Swamp? :badgrin:


:lmao:

[0BADGEBUNNY]

:cheer: I guess there are a lot of Hot MAMAS ON HERE. Maybe thats what keeps all the men coming back for more.:cheer:

[swampfox]

Just because I keep knocking my forehead when I fall doesn't necessarily mean I'm mentally incapacitated, now does it, Swamp?
As a scientist, you know I don't have enough information to give a definitive answer.

But I can verify that it doesn't "necessarily" mean that.

[FloridaFan]

Just because I keep knocking my forehead when I fall doesn't necessarily mean I'm mentally incapacitated, now does it, Swamp? :badgrin:


:lmao:

Gator, I think I can make you feel better. (Guys...NOT LIKE THAT..ya'll are perv's! LOL) If I still have your e-mail address..which I am pretty sure I do..I have got some HOTT Pics of me and Joakim and Billy! No last names needed!:supz: :cheer:

[swampfox]

I'm afraid those pics are already on the internet, FF.

Most pictures are.

[Gator96]

Gator, I think I can make you feel better. (Guys...NOT LIKE THAT..ya'll are perv's! LOL) If I still have your e-mail address..which I am pretty sure I do..I have got some HOTT Pics of me and Joakim and Billy! No last names needed!:supz: :cheer:

GET OUT!!! WOOOOO HOOOOOOO!!! YEAH, SEND 'EM!!!!

[FloridaFan]

Ummm...Okay..but I will have to warn you...they are EXTREMELY sexy!! LOL Especially the one of me and Joakim and Me and Billy D! HOTTTT

[Captain Worley]

Boy, is it getting warm in here or what? I hear some bad 70s jazz playing!

Bom-chickee-bom-bom!!!

[Unregistered007]

Get them out we all want to see. Sounds like my cup of tea.

[Gator96]

Okay, I have said it before, and I'll say it again...

Watch out, now!

:pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :pistols:

[FloridaFan]

Point, Click, Done! You've got Mail! Dont get all excited over my man now! LOL

[Unregistered007]

We all want in on the fun. Come on Gator.

[Gator96]

Holy Crap-o!!! Is that really you???? I must say I am impressed!!! Speaking of impressed, do you know if they're having the lawnmower races this weekend?? :prayer:

[FloridaFan]

Yes thats really me! And thats really JOAKIM NOAH. Umm...not sure about the Lawnmower races...I really dont keep up with that! Surprise, Surprise!

[Gator96]

That is amazing! Wow-O! I think Billy D is soooooooooooo hot!!! For an old guy!!!


hot old guy! :pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :pistols: :pistols:

[0BADGEBUNNY]

:whistle: Where is all this action at?

[FloridaFan]

:whistle: Where is all this action at?

The action that we are speaking of is in Gainesville, Florida! Billy Donovan is such a STUD..kinda short though, but STILL a Stud! I mean, to be 40 or 41 (I cant remember) and that Sexy! Ahhh..Between Him and Urban Meyer..I am DEFNIATELY going to be watching MORE ESPN in the future! :insane:

[0BADGEBUNNY]

Thanks for the plug. I could just watch CMT.

[cuebald]

I think Joe Pinner's pretty hot, but I've never seen him in tight pants.

[Gator96]

Which is probably a good thing, cottage cheese spoils at room temperature.

WATCH OUT NOW!

[Unregisteredlovesyou]

Where did everybody go. I am still looking for the best looking Highway Patrolman. Throw me some names

[Gator96]

The best-looking highway patrolman retired from Horry a few years back. Sorry to break it to you like that.

[0BADGEBUNNY]

I have lived near that county for years and I don't remember this guy. Who was he? :jester:

[cuebald]

You might know him better as "Hector the Pimp". Before he got into law enforcement he was a muppet. Looked a little like Big Bird, but more bling.

[swampfox]

The best-looking highway patrolman retired from Horry a few years back. Sorry to break it to you like that.

You know I was never a cop when I lived there. Must be a mix-up of some kind.

[Gator96]

Oh, Swamp...are you admitting to all of us that YOU'RE really Hector the Pimp??? I KNEW it, I just KNEW it! :smirk: I still want the hat!

[swampfox]

Hector? Don't know him.

Wonder what he's like to work for?

[cuebald]

Ask Michelle.